bimbos of the world unite and rise up !!! we have nothing to lose but our brains !!!

One side understands we've been at war for decades. The other side clings to the mirage of the wreckage of the "democratic process" and a near religious belief in civility and the moral arc of the universe bending their way without force

"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice...if and only if a group of committed people bend on that motherfucker for all their worth as long as they can"- MLK, before the editor told him to cut it, probably

Since his socialist ideology was written out of the history books.. In his own words: "If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell." Happy MLK Day.

Turned on the Bronocs for the first time this year and a man was concussed and knocked out on the very first play. Then the feed cut to an advertisement about how you can gamble on the weather now.

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

Let's throw Colorado in too, sweeten the pot a little. bsky.app/profile/bria...

In memory of Scott Adams, I think more people should be talking about the series finale of the Dilbert cartoon, a two part episode in which Dilbert is force-femmed by Mpreg

I've noticed this shift in my eBay store clientele over the past decade or so. Most of my customers are either rich people buying $100+ stuff, or it's everyone else trying to get the biggest discount possible on cheap items. The $20-$50 items take forever to sell. bsky.app/profile/more...

Think about how much things have shifted just over the past year. We've got several years left. "Let's go on fascist podcasts and break bread with them over how much we agree about certain groups of people" isn't gonna age well. This election won't be like 2020 or even 2024 bsky.app/profile/fain...

Liberals: you can become leftists. You HAVE to. Take this moment to make the switch. You can do it.

the barrier between want and need is so porous that it may as well not exist

past life regression but you find out you've only ever been snails. this one was an accident

The teams for World War III are Calvinball: Denmark, Sweden, Iran, Nigeria, Will Stancil, Canada, Ukraine, Brazil, transsexuals, and the second Star Wars sequel trilogy movie versus USA, Israel, El Salvador, 4chan, incels, Hungary, and Chick-Fil-A.

there's no such thing as "parental rights" btw. there is only "believing that another person is your property"

“They need better training” is just the liberal way of wanting nothing to change but also wanting to feel good about nothing changing

Jack L. Chalker's Flux & Anchor, a five book series with absolutely wild transformation content and bimbofication, that also has some of the most intricate worldbuilding and insight on fighting fascism that I've ever read. bsky.app/profile/prok...

It is very very dark right now. But hold on, dawn is coming. You see its light reflected in the eyes of tens of thousands across this country when they tumble out into the streets in below freezing weather for vigils and marches.

They dont have the broad social buy-in they had during the first Trump regime. They don't have the energy of a street movement, they don't have nearly the same level of legitimacy or cover. They have a bunch of goons with guns, but they've been having goons with guns for 250 years now

"The strong women told the faggots two important things to remember about the coming revolutions. The first is that we will get our asses kicked. The second is that we will win."

They are extremely unpopular, unable to significantly expand their forces (they are already poaching local police for ICE and reassigning significant percentages of FBI/ATF toward enforcement), lacking in organizational resilience and one bum ticker/blood clot away from total movement collapse

I've seen refugee aid efforts defeat multi-year occupations by regional / national police forces who deployed 30x the amount of resources. Hell I've been part of that. It is *very* possible. ICE's budget has a limit. Make them use it. ICE's morale has a limit. Make them lose it.

They don't have capacity to terrorize more than 2-3 cities at a time. Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief. Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time. Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.

This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

Enough of the Van Helsing descendants who are sexy, badass professional vampire hunters. I'd like to suggest a version who's truer to the spirit of the original character: Ricky Van Helsing, a sleazy, eccentric rock band manager who keeps accidentally running into real vampires in the goth scene.

So you’re saying we could solve all the financial problems of 379 million of us and impact just 19 households. What an interesting fact. Fun little bit of trivia.

An official NYT response means this is clearly a sore spot for them and people should keep hitting the target

This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order

last thought for 2025... a lot of us talk like we're victims of the future, victims of the moment, but i just want you all to remember this the moment is ours to seize, the future is ours to shape we will out love them, we will out live them, and we will OUTLAST them g'night y'all

There's nothing better than the footnotes to a New Year's Eve Phish show

It's really wild how the best guitarist, bassist, keyboard player, and drummer who have ever lived are still alive today and also all four are in the band Phish

Want to know something? They actually do know. Autofocus in modern cameras usually uses infrared light bursts, which your pets can see. To them it’s like a flash of light, and it startles them.

Thanks to AI, we're gonna have to run back this PSA for a new generation.

god's most pitiful and downtrodden creature is a housecat denied wanted attention for longer than 15 seconds

I just hope all the wrestlers (swerve and hangman) have a nice time (hot makeouts)

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT BANDIDO AND BRODY KING

I have made a new cryptid (Sudden Jeremy) he is self-explanatory

The running theme between the Epstein story, banning trans healthcare for minors, religious homeschooling and the complaints about adult children estranging themselves is a fundamental American belief that children are property with no rights of their own

I know it's been said before but no matter how rational I want to be, in my heart I still do believe killing mr peanut and bringing him back as a baby unlocked some kind of wretched demonic seal on human society

I'm honestly pretty proud of myself for calling this back in November.

when u become a knight of the round table all the other knights jerk off into the holy grail and then u have to drink it. king arther told me

‪Cassie, Anxious Millennial Pixie‬ ‪@cassieceleste.bsky.social‬ · now Today's forecast in my town? SEVENTY DEGREES with HURRICANE FORCE WINDS expected. It's December 19th. And I live in Colorado.

This is the big thing for me. Like, look. I’ve got OCD and proooobably sub-clinical but significant paranoia; I understand the terror. But I already made it all the way to 40 on sheer spite and fumes. Knowing that you can survive is itself a skill, and a hard-earned one for so many of us.