if you're the guy who said today's the rapture, at what point in the day do you start shitting yourself

I don't want to go to work. I want to do this.

hi, if you're being paid less than $32 an hour, you're being exploited. thanks

why are there no places I can go and hangout at without having to pay money? I pay taxes, why do I not see any benefits

we are humans, not products. we shouldn't be valued for what we can provide, but for who we are

you ever think about how god never leaves his house because he'd be kidnapped by ice

I’m excited

maybe we should stop shaming customers for not being able to tip well and start shaming employers for not paying more

I sense an extreme normality in the force

Head Stack Forme A #deltarune #art

fuckin. absolutely

Bye Bye Big Bird 😢 No more #npr

Nothing ruins a good day faster than a spicy butthole.

@auth-plagiarism.bsky.social phenomenal name, it's plagiarism that comes from the heart

I don’t need therapy. I need to scream into the void and have the void respond “You were right about everything.”

Owl smiles getting love... 🦉❤️

Complex multi-cellularity evolved three times on earth (plants, animals, fungi) and only animals did it in a way that allowed them to be mobile. But there's no set reason why this is the case. We could totally have ended up with a second complex, multi-cellular mobile kingdom.

Universal basic income when? I just want to be myself for once without being scared to

Universal basic income when please

We all need a place where we feel safe… Goodnight everybody. Sweet dreams.

God gives his hardest cock to his strongest soldiers, but I have no idea why he thinks it fits

A society that does not actively improve the lives of its people is doomed to fail

:3

Good morning cuties 🥺💜

To love, and to be loved, that is the fantasy

updog

The bird dance for the ages

the boomer posting on xhs is crazy