There’s a lot of reasons conservative media is hateful garbage but one really important one is that it’s pathetically easy to jerk them around because they don’t care about doing the basic work of journalism

Folks, some incredible news: A couple of weeks ago, a national theatre chain axed our release of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile because it mentioned Donald Trump. Now, because of you, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will now run on over 25 screens throughout the world. theonion.com/badpedophile

This. A thousand times. Journalists, you are being manipulated. Write about that.

Some big implications for journalism, too, where reporters often mistake trending posts as a reasonable reflection of public opinion.

It’s not even a *new* pattern but yes, more of this, please 👇🏼

did you know NASA used so many staples and paperclips during the Apollo program that US Steel had to do special manufacturing orders just for them to fill the gaps? google “Operation Paperclip” to learn more!

Highly important Friday viewing.

I’m here you fuckaas bitch

Since Charlie Kirk’s assassination, HBCUs received terroristic threats. Black students have been expelled or forced to withdraw. Black professors and teachers have been fired and placed on leave. A Black firefighter was placed on leave. A Black journalist was fired thebarbedwire.com/2025/09/26/f...

Executive Orders are not law. His disposable decrees mean nothing to me. Nor should they to thee 😉

Nighttime scene from Arches last week, faintly photobombed by the aurora. 🔭

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Thank you to all who called or emailed to complain. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-off...

Turns out it was pretty stupid of me to go to “law school” and pass the “bar” and practice “law”

What they waitin’ for?

#TheLastJedi fans could’ve told them that.

I've eaten pizzas more supreme than this court

The thing about elon going to epstein island in 2014 is that Epstein very publicly became a registered convicted sex offender in 2008, 6 years earlier. Note: Epstein set up Elon's brother Kimbal with a girlfriend in 2011, 3 years after Epstein became a registered convicted sex offender.

So many of us came so very unwillingly to this place of viewing the Supreme Court as unworthy of being viewed as a judicial body. Unworthy of veneration, unworthy of respect. So profoundly reluctantly. But, good lord have they earned it.

The current Supreme Court has unilaterally rearchitected our entire system of Government, and done so to favor despotism bsky.app/profile/saga...

It’s 100% time to gird your loins and get your head ready to fight any government that tries to bail this out when it pops. This isn’t the banks, which are essential to everyone’s well-being. It’s not even a railroad or an insurance company, where failure would harm a subset. This isn’t essential.

they said they wanted to drown it in a bathtub but what they really wanted was

Let me give you a metaphor for this work model. You have a car. You red-line it until the engine explodes. Your rationales are two-fold: there are plenty of replacement cars and *hey* I didn't have to pay for gas or an oil change! That is the management mentality here.

Capitalism isn’t meritocracy, it’s a con. In the U.S., myths of exceptionalism and “great men” are propaganda, propped up by willful ignorance and blind obedience to authority. Behind the glossy lies, it’s nothing but a scam.

I've done all the drugs and I still think coherently. There's something about obscene wealth that fucks brains up. Like if you don't have some degree of normal human struggle, all the instruments you use to measure consciousness fall out of calibration.

Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?

Exactly, I would get the kitchen cleaned and organized. And all my mom would say is "Now, if only you could do that in your room." Guess what, I was the one person who actually took time to properly clean that shit fully to that level. Never happened again.

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once again I'd like to extend a huge congratulations to establishment Democrats for their ingenious plan to solve TikTok privacy and propaganda problems by helping Trump give TikTok to his rich asshole privacy violating fascist friends for propaganda purposes me, in March of 2024:

Not just a Nazi but an alleged member of Turning Point USA!

Don't take any medical advice, regarding Tylenol, vaccines – or anything else, from a president who has an ongoing, decades-long, severe drug addiction to Adderall and cocaine. Ask Trump to remove his prosthesis and show you the permanent hole he has in his hard palate (2º to ischemic necrosis).

I've been thinking about this since I saw it. The biggest fight I have with my editors is on repetition. A certain amount of repetition is normal and natural, and stamping it out too hard makes your writing look artificial and--to me--unwelcoming.

Yeah, my literal first thought was "well, I live far enough away that I'm probably fine, but how close *does* my sister live and where's my niece's school in relation to Quantico?"

🚨Everyone who has ever worked with/for Trump has come to this same conclusion; Trump is an idiot. The RNC knew this when they recruited him & weaponized him. #EndTheGOP #NoFascistUSA

Trump is desperately trying to frame “the radical left” for everything that happens so that you all forget that he’s covering up the Epstein files to protect himself and the rest of the global pedophilic elite.

If you are in the US military, this is your reminder that it is illegal to follow an unlawful order.

Every time I think I have a good handle on what a racist piece of shit William Rehnquist was, I remember something like “he would call Black college football players ‘jungle bunnies’” and I have to start over again

convinced that much of the cruelty in this world has its roots in parents that do things like this, and their children that then need to psychologically justify that this behavior is what "love" is like. a sequence of inescapable punishments to "help you grow up"

On this day in 1983, this one man, with one disobeyed order, saved humanity. This is not hyperbole, this is not an exaggeration. Happy Stanislav Petrov Day! www.bbc.com/news/world-e...

"Everything will be in one place! It'll be so convenient!" No it won't. I am telling you now: it will be a complete fucking mess. Way worse than anything you can imagine.

Having studied #digitalID in depth for my PhD and written a book about this way before anyone had even flagged it as a problem - this a TERRIBLE idea. We have been warning the UK government about the dangers of digital ID for years. No one listened. #digitalidentity www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Also there are some meds for which you can only get a 30 day supply at a time, and a new prescription is required every time you need more. This policy is literally going to kill people.

Your reminder that they cannot arrest millions of people no matter how hard they try. They lack the infrastructure, they lack the personnel, and the economy would straight-up collapse They are going to try to scare us by making examples out of a few people, and our job is to not fall for it

I see nothing mad happened while we were sleeping in Europe.

This is nuts. The fastest path to losing our right to free speech and assembly, and the continued separation of church and state, is a Constitutional Convention. It's an ultra conservative wet dream. What on earth is Joe Morelle thinking? This is NOT the time! www.wxxinews.org/local-news/2...

📌When Comey reopened that bullshit investigation into Clinton, the air literally went out of the room and her campaign. The Earth shifted. Now the complete lowlife he handed the election to wants to kick him into the dirt. Why can't they both just go the hell away forever?

It’s the 412th anniversary of the burial of Henry, Baron de Ros, infant son and heir of Francis Manners, 6th Earl of Rutland, whose tragic early demise led to the only gravestone in any English church which mentions sorcery – because, OF COURSE, he was done in by witches

(Today is also the 42nd anniversary of Stanislav Petrov saving the world, but that’s been written about a lot, and it’s debatable whether now is quite the right time to be reminded of an era in which everything we hold dear was on the verge of destruction, but turned out OK by the skin of its teeth)

Excellent reporting from Heated and Atmos. It looks like some of the biggest investors in the anti-trans movement are fossil fuel billionaires who are trying to use trans issues to ensure that Republicans pass policies favorable to their industry. heated.world/p/fossil-fue...

"Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture"