My therapist used the term accountabil-a-buddies and I can’t stop using it. And just like it worked on me, asking someone to be an accountability-a-buddy has worked 100% of the time.

I’ve been using TikTok wrong. I had no idea the true gold is in the comments.

I know how I’m supposed to say Salmon and Hyperbole out loud, but internally, it’s SAL-MON and HYPER-BOWL. Why, I don’t know.

Why is this so hard for yall?????

This country ass colloquialism 🤣

America has always hated accurate numbers. And that's why we have an Electoral College. 💀💀💀

It’s so easy to be a decent human being in real life and online which makes it so insidious when someone CHOOSES to be nasty. It’s not a reaction, it’s your preference to be mean spirited.

This Clips album is not making me a better person. It’s inspiring me to be more creative in how I say mean things. POV first verse is him casually inventing new ways to call you broke that I’ve never heard of. It’s a stretch of songs disgusted at audacity and I love it.

Tiny Desk plays Documentaries News masterpiece Art Music …. 😞

(IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY) Its time to really think of budgeting out donation money to PBS, Local Libraries, Museums, art programs… I rather give a monthly $20 to one of these institutions than PRIME.

The sentence should end at coworkers.

Shoot your shot for friendship too.

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And this is why we know so much random shit.

‘Sinners’ star Miles Caton covers “Snooze” by SZA.

No cause you may can beat every bitch ass in here but nothing beats a jet2holiday

Why on earth would anyone listen to him?

Being accused of being musty is fight worthy BUT, hear me out, failing the ashy check will scar you. That parched ankle peaking out getting exposed will have you keeping lotion in 3 different compartments of your car, your desk at work and various bags.

Aim for someone that watches One Piece. They’re not afraid of long term commitment and will be there for the good and the bad random filler parts of y’all episodes.

Today was a day. Everyday feels like a day, but today was especially a day. I hate days where I spend a bunch of time talking, but especially when it’s diffusing situations and addressing petty/messy shit at work.

Cause wtf is hot Cheetos and fruity pebbles, like together???🤮🤮🤮🤮

It’s better ways to tell me to eat before I get there.

Amen 🙏🏽

They got dysentery the mom and baby died and the dad lost all the oxen fording the river, RIP 💔

Finally someone else gets it

Skipping the middle man and encoding racism directly into the source code<<<<

Not sure if this a hot take but LinkedIn gives me more anxiety than Twitter ever could.

In the grand scheme, this app is still new enough to tailor it to your preferences. If your feed doesn’t match your wants, there’s an easy fix.

I still haven’t listened to Giveon’s album and it’s on my list but I’ve been enjoying the clipse album and cant switch modes like that. I can do Giveon/Beiber and loving, but I cant go from POV to Twenties.

The cigarette lighter and ashtray in every car. The lighter alone was a goddamn fire hazard. Wasn't uncommon to ride with someone smoking with kids in the car with the windows rolled up!

I can’t believe we were even allowed to live like that. That was such an insane time in hindsight. Cigarettes just everywhere.

“All that talent must be God sent” is such a mean ass backhanded compliment. You ain't work hard for shit!

That’s Rocky using Elmo’s login

It will be the second H-E-B within the Fort Worth city limits.

Watching Landman and this shis a ride. They're all over the place with these stories.

Naw Donald laid Elmo off now we getting the real him 😂😂😂

I just pop on see what y’all talking about, make my rounds, and then go back to the car. I’m the cousin everyone likes cuz i’m never around enough to be in any drama.

This Clipse press run has been great, but it’s also hilarious to realize they consider Pusha the nice one of the duo.

Black folk:

I can’t imagine being a card away from $10k and getting smacked w/ a draw four. That table may need security and a therapist.

I gotta retry this in the morning. I’m not sure if the album gotta grow on me or it’s not my cup of tea. So far, meh

I’ll press play to Larry June when my hands touch a steering wheel tomorrow

Let God Sort Em Out. Very good album. Would DEFINITELY recommend.

Giveon album tuff so far. I gotta regroup and try again in the morning because my eyelids have had enough of being open.

I have office days where I have to fly in to attend meetings. I plan these well in advance, and I hate when the big meetings get canceled because I could’ve stayed home. Now I’m here kinda hovering till my flight home.