This is what I’ve been thinking about a lot.

My favorite is him in “bottoms”

Off this app? I’m quiet, always make sure the outfit match the Jordan’s and I’m asking you a lot of questions and intently listening because I like to get to know people better than they know themselves.

That’s how you jinx it then we get a messy update 😂

I’m convinced many have children because they want to take their oppression out on said children. You want to treat your kids the way life, your job, this system, has treated you. And the excuse you use is getting them ready for the real world.

I’d say that’s me. Ion want kids but I like being a big brother/uncle type.

Will smith not doing the matrix will never stop being funny to me cause im sure you thought wild Wild West was gonna hit then you was on Netflix doing cop movies with orcs

I don’t want kids turned into I don’t like kids and they should never be anywhere I am 😭

Lemme get that con arroz blanco tia

Lincoln Clay in mafia 3:

When I heard “functioning coke user” I knew I’d heard everything

Restaurants that have rice and beans as two seperate sides deserve a special place in hell.

Will smith was infamously safe with his movie choices and he said the matrix wasn’t explained/pitched to him well so he didn’t do it.

yall complain about bad viral podcast clips but you keep posting them 😂

The fact that he turned down the matrix to do that 😂

Me:

HAY COMIDA EN CASA

Next time your kid complains about not wanting a shower put him through the car wash rinse

Soooonnnnnn assasss iiiiiii gettttt homeeeee

Me reading this:

My version of this would be inviting her to a fighting game tournament I’m entering and losing every game I competed in.

This is hillarious

This question just gave me my AARP card

Do you care if a rapper writes their lyrics or not?

I feel so alone.

Scrambled with cheese, onions, green/red peppers/kilbasa

GATORS AND OSTRICH YOU KNOW THE APPAREL. YOU CAN SEE MY OUTFIT ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.

Pour from your cup because you want to, not because you can.

Stop forgiving people who never told you they were sorry.

Love should always be a home you can return to, not a prison you feel obligated to remain in.

ITS GON BE TROUBLE

I don’t drink I’m intoxicated by the blood of the lamb

Hey Philly/philly adjacent people let’s hang out I need some friends.

Same

Listen to What We Do (Album Version (Explicit)) on your streaming service tidal.com/browse/track... rapped like he was facing eviction

Hello I am Prince of Nigeria. I buy your ps5 for quadruple the price. Just send me your social security number, a routing number and account number thank you.

I have crabs, I don’t know if they’re Alaskan king but, they feel huge.

MOIST

Somethings leaking

I feel like I got no motion on here…just be talking to myself lol.

That man could def talk me out of my air Jordan 1s

You ever feel like all your friends just abandoned you all at once? Haha me neither.

Reminds me of when Iosf friends because I got married. You’d be surprised how many people keep you around to look at you and say “at least I’m doing better than them”