I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker

The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"

The awakening

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

Robert Schumann, beyond the grave, shaking his head…

Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

El Senado es algo obsoleto, inútil y que solo sirve para consumir recursos innecesariamente. Todo el mundo sabe que es mucho más importante el desayunado y el almorsado.

also an old picture (I'm just slowly transferring my "things" from Twitter here)

Sam Altman and every other executive at OpenAI criminally liable for the deaths they've caused and all of their personal fortunes distributed to the families of their victims, then jail for a thousand years, and the company liquidated, absolute complete dismantling of OpenAI.

navigating social media this month

"A la próxima pelotita de papel que vea volar, os separo y hago examen, avisados quedáis"

They took NSP too literally www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvgc...

No me acordaba que hice el meme de LOBEZNO DE MEDICIS!

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Darn it I only saw this post _after_ developing a whole convoluted plan to lift the curse. May I pitch it here?

I couldn't not do it after listening to the latest Juggz episode @roguehobbies.bsky.social

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

Losing my mind and what look like video game assets but instead were used to justify war crimes and genocide in the real world

i can feel it… i can feel the cosmos…

AI art is a homunculus that the alchemists keep telling you is a man.

Going forward, I'm going to steal whatever I want until someone expressly tells me they would like to opt out from me robbing them.

If a Pope meets an Antipope, do they annihilate producing a holy gamma ray? Could this explain the Pope-Antipope asymmetry in our universe?

If you're on LinkedIn, here's the opt-out for LinkedIn's AI bullshit using your content. www.linkedin.com/mypreference...

Pues si con todas las cámaras grabando se han dedicado a reventar civiles como si fueran granos, lo de ahora va a ser una delicia. Menuda panda de criminales. Y vaya papelón los que les defienden, qué clase de mala persona debes ser, cómo de podrido tienes que estar por dentro.

do u think we just sound like animal crossing villagers to cats

Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

sports people on the timeline are like furries to me. i don’t really get it but you seem to be really enjoying yourselves and i like to see that

wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you

Disminuye ligeramente un evento histórico. El tropiezo de Constantinopla

ultimately the people who say they "need" AI to make "art" don't actually want to make art. they want to *have made* art. they don't respect artists, they don't respect the craft. they want to get the attention or clout that comes with having made art without having to learn a new skill

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

These are Klingon expletives and you can't convince me otherwise

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

I can't with incurious people. Them: "How do I do X?" Me: "I don't know, have you looked at the thing? Tried it? How far did you get?" Them: "Nooo that sounds haaard I need *you* to do this for me!" Like, how do you go through life like this? How have they not spontaneously combusted out of shame?

realistic Star Trek

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.