They gentrified the tinfoil hat

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

My final newsletter of 2025: We're in The Enshittifinancial Crisis, the fourth stage of enshittification, where companies turn on their shareholders. Unprofitable, unsustainable AI threatens future of venture capital, private equity and the markets themselves. www.wheresyoured.at/the-enshitti...

Egg yolks, melted butter, lemon juice. Salt and pepper to taste. Pour everything into the engine of a British airplane. You'll never taste anything better because nothing beats a Jet2 hollandaise.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Ah yes, 'pivot to video'. Three of the most dreadful and dangerous words by which any industry can be hypnotized.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

🎶 COMBINE GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES! 🎶 🎶 WAKE UP, FREEMAN! SMELL THE ASHES! 🎶 Come celebrate (Orange) Boxing Day with @willovergard.bsky.social and friends aboard the Longship! twitch.tv/viking_blonde

Cramming a ramen packet into a ramen bowl so I can have 100% more noodle per soup.

R.I.P. Perry Bamonte, guitarist and keyboardist for @thecure.com

I don't want gen AI in my software I don't want gen AI in my phone I don't want gen AI in my email I don't want gen AI in my recipes I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation I don't want gen AI in my schools I don't want gen AI in my healthcare I don't want gen AI in my life

"ZOOTOPIA 3" writers frantically rewriting to incorporate Bird Jesus like: www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-c...

THE PORTRAIT (A ghost story in the form of a Petrarchan sonnet)

He's making a list He's redacting his list He's improperly redacted his list He's just found a million more files

Febreze Navidad to all who smellebrate.

Listen to the man that has forever raised the bar on Committment to The Bit by making a baby purely out of Commitment to The Bit. Go play the SWBTS demo. SHORT THAT BABY!

I wonder if Martin Mull enjoyed mulled wine and mulled cider around the holiday season. #ShowerThoughts

Real-Life Pokemon Masters of History: Charles Darwin. Jane Goodall. Steve Irwin. Jeremy Wade. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. #ShowerThoughts

FATHER CHRISTMAS (Lipogram*) At Christmas, a charismatic arctic artist stirs.... Fat as a heifer, he feasts. He creates. He cherishes sherries. He caters. He sates. He characterises cheer. (*Using only the 10 letters of its title: e, a, t, i, s, h, r, m, f, c)

I don't care if James Cameron ships Spitfire with Rainbow Dash, I'm still not watching his flopbluster of a movie.

Simply Having A wonderful

It's that day again but I'm in a fightin' mood. May you all have the best Monday possible. 🤘🏼😈

Dustination Unknown presents: BANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, SERIES 1 "Modern art into which anyone can invest!" (from left to right) Leaning Tower of Pennies Bang for Your Bawk (Orange Flowers) Coke Addiction Bang for Your Bawk (Mint Green) Royal Treasury [SOLD]

Remember: the point of the Snairway to Sneaven is to take joy in how far you have come, not to take sorrow in how far you have left to go. Come and join @willovergard.bsky.social on his smooth snailing journey past 40% and beyond! www.twitch.tv/viking_blonde

Come watch the most pulse pounding heart rendering action on Twitch! You'll pay for the whole snail but you'll only need the shell!

OUR SNAIL IS THE SNAIL THAT WILL SNIERCE THE SNEAVENS! Snail Simulator: The Snairway to Sneaven. Come on in and witness the slowest speedrun in the history of Twitch-dot-television. www.twitch.tv/viking_blonde

Tired: Merry Chrysler, Happy Honda Days, etc. Inspired: Febreze Navidad!

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life

E33 winning both Independent/Debut Indie category, uhh can we throw kiggles into prison for that one yeah? also man did he ever kill that term last night, goes right into the same bucket as "cozy" "variety" "RPG"

We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔 But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️ If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!

Mark my words: Xalavier is restoring a classic car in his garage FOR THE BIT.

The award for "Most Workers Laid Off" goes to... EMBRACER GROUP For laying off roughly 7800 workers between July 2023 and July 2025

I never knew Geoff could deepthroat a baguette

@littlefireee.bsky.social spittin' STRAIGHT FACTS. www.twitch.tv/viking_blond...

Wer(frame)ner Herzog?!?! #TheGameAwards

I Brought Several Medieval Peasants To The Game Awards 2025 - You Won't Believe What Happened Next

Erika Ishii eating popcorn during the introductions for Best Performance. What an absolute legend.

Giant Enemy Rubik's Cube

HE FUCKED MIS PIGGY IN BORA BORA?!

i stand by this statement every year

Screamer a.k.a. Weeb for Speed #TheGameAwards

Haven't seen this much gratuitous Frenchness in one screen since I binge-watched the entirety of Code Lyoko in one weekend. #TheGameAwards

'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed

After so much rest and an unhealthy amount of Japanese sweets, the boys are back! Game submissions are open! Got an idea for a cool video game that should never see the light of day? We wanna see it!

HAPPY CYBERMANIA 2025 TO ALL WHO OBSERVE! #TheGameAwards