[me, yesterday, watching the Arabic Zohran ad] dick cheney would die if he saw this

has #OVER/UNDER cracked any eggs yet

Tonight in #over/under me and the crew showed up in full holy regalia to a vibe that was ultimately more "house party" than "gala" and it was great

Me, every day since #OVER/UNDER launched

So in my spare time I’ve been writing the space bible #over/under

#over/under just casually and quietly facilitating the operation of a fictional church on a discord server in my (very limited) downtime this month

They’re called the Packers because of the insane way Chester Cheetoh packs enormous cheesy flavor into every crunchy bite

If I get raptured tomorrow I request Tilda Swinton’s Gabriel from Constantine take me down to hell.

nice to have my priors confirmed that his audience was actually grandparents and parents whose kids don't talk to them anymore

I have to admit there is no better way to celebrate the legacy of Charlie Kirk than to valorize him as a staunch champion of free speech while simultaneously demanding anyone who says anything mean about him should lose their job.

Video 2 is up! An exploration of a sword for this Swordtember.

A new project I’m working on to sharpen my video editing skills. Exploring the sagas of #magicthegathering

Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.

when DNC ghouls say they want a Joe Rogan of the left, perhaps it is not the surface level definition of "a popular podcast guy everyone listens to" but "a pseudocult leader megaphone we can use to launder our reputation and advance the disgusting cause of neoliberal fascism in a less vulgar way"

political silence and announcing your new album on a sports podcast catering to the center right really makes you wonder who TS is trying to court I don’t wonder

If you’re at the @clppng.bsky.social show tonight come find the Eel for a playable zine version of Dead Channel Sky

Will Smith is in a rap beef with his own reputation and they’re both losing

trans rights btw this isn't up for debate

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still thinking about Lorwyn

GUY WHO, IF PRESSED, TURNS OUT IS DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO YOUR CAUSE: are you sure *those* tactics help your cause

yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city

Um... have the protesters tried *debating* the masked stormtroopers?

I am severely in love with how the trump/musk manly-man fans are trying this “people aren’t used to seeing how masculine men argue” thing. yes bros that’s right. being a messy bitch online, that’s real alpha behavior. if Achilles were alive today he’d be in Hector’s mentions on social fucking media

Stop with the comparisons. They’re both Drake.

Especially after watching Andor, these two scenes have exactly the same energy.

@mtgarena.com can you please change the rules to say a player is not allowed to scoop as soon as I destroy their last land? these guys are ruining all my fun

The key lesson of Andor: Fascist collaborators get nothing. Death, ignominy, anonymity.

Has tried Malort and still believes in God. That’s faith.

@clppng.bsky.social any chance we can get instrumentals for this album? Happy to pay for it again. I’m trying to read the 1s & 0s in the dial up and the spectrogram isn’t clean enough yet 😅

@clppng.bsky.social any chance you can identify the song at 43:30? Asking on behalf of Reddit youtu.be/MsihO2hsjeA?...

I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

Stop trash talking Mikey Madison, use that energy to fuel your hate for Adrien Brody winning over Ralph Fiennes

Too bad Caitlin Clark didn’t show up to show these guys how to hit 3’s

Also Hogwarts Legacy is shit and fuck you for playing it. It's 2025 STOP GIVING THAT HAG WHAT SHE WANTS

Is Kendrick about to execute Drake live on stage?

I have seen a few memes of people yelling “Lisan al Gaib” at celebrities they love. You’re the reason that Frank Herbert had to write Dune Messiah.

Lightning McQueen is gen z's Shrek

Epic Games and Disney are launching the future of entertainment, you are watching it being born. It's terrifying and new and monumental.

Nickelodeon. Taylor Swift's boyfriend Good at football 🤣

Palworld is like if Rockstar wrote a parody of Pokémon for a GTA game as a shallow commentary of bloated early access games & IP hoarding.

The Catholic Church may be ontologically evil but no one can argue against their vice grip on ✨the aesthetic✨

A lot of the conversation seems to be assuming the success of BG3 is due to its expansive D&D mechanics but I really think people just like games where you have a party of well-written hot broken weirdos you can date

my job at microsoft is to change the default Outlook view for all users every few hours, forcing them to stop whatever they were doing to change it back. whenever i ask bill gates why he pays me to do this he gives a sinister laugh and mumbles something about buying all the arable land in montana

Journeying through Baldur’s Gate 3 has been a joy I’ve been looking forward to for years. Larian didn’t disappoint.

This photo of baseball in Bhutan is the coolest sports photo I’ve ever seen? How is this so much cooler than anything else?