"Stop yelling at her because you feel insecure!" – Witness, to police officer whose only action is to tell onlookers to stand back

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 06,1961

There were 13 elections last night for a statewide office. Democrats swept all 13. That’s 1 in NJ. 3 in VA. 2 in GA. And 7 in PA (all judges, retention and regular). They won 12 of the 13 races by double-digits, with margins up to 24%. The only other race, the tightest, they won by 6%.

You may not agree, but I think it’s time for Dems from coast to coast to run on Medicare for all. We do NOT need health insurance companies at all. Period. They serve no valuable societal purpose other than to add cost to healthcare and drive people crazy.

This Is an excellent read if you want to bask in Cuomo’s shittiness for a bit www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

“As you get older, you start to masturbate at home more. Less backstage and in other people’s hotel rooms while blocking the door.”

Oh no where will I buy a bunch of hotdogs for a midnight bit show at UCB 10 years ago?

Devour feculence

Gonna need an article looking into the full moon election to democratic sweep pipeline.

Fight. Win.

well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown." Source: old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

Gotta respect the hustle of the 6,000 New Yorkers who still voted for Adams.

Thank you, Jeopardy app, for keeping it real

This is about as sick and cruel as it gets. This policy is in place to stop grocery stores from OVERCHARGING people using SNAP. The Trump administration, while it illegally withholds SNAP benefits, is telling grocers they can't offer discounts to people on SNAP.

New awareness campaign

NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.

If you subscribe to Peacock and it's up for renewal, hit the link to cancel your plan and most likely they'll throw you an offer like this:

The tech creeps won’t stop until they’ve replaced all actors with AI puppets like Tilly Norwood, or Glen Powell.

Thank you, Michael's, for this sculpture of Mr. Hyde reading about his own exploits while pooping with his pants still up

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

With respect to both women (truly), this could be a still from a glamorous and very well-dressed “Elaine” dance.

There should also be a Steely Danbury, Connecticut

“He finally kicked the football”

The tech creeps won’t stop until they’ve replaced all actors with AI puppets like Tilly Norwood, or Glen Powell.

I need Letterboxd, but for Trader Joes

Question: would police officers typically point guns at family members like this? Would they typically bruise up children? Would they say they're gonna blow your head off to an unarmed mom in front of her kids? ICE did that to this family. If it can happen to them, it can happen to yours! Share!

"Got a question? We set up an environmentally devastating system that may give you the wrong answer.”

i would steal a crown from the louvre for this 280 Washington Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11205 IG rent_ny

Anybody else relieved that RFK Jr said we can stop washing our hands after we shit?

hear me out: a bar called One Bottle After Another

In early commercials, the Rice Krispies elves Snap, Crackle, and Pop traded cereal to humans in exchange for their first-born child. More recent ads from Kellogg’s have mostly avoided mentioning The Pact

Here’s my grandfather, raising a toast to his fellow Antifa members after defeating the fascists in Italy.

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

RFK Jr’s head looks like it should be driving a Rat Fink car

People like this below are possibly agitators or at least trying to discourage people from showing up. Protest peacefully and openly. It is literally the first thing in the Bill of Rights. Don’t dress like ICE to protest ICE.

Yeah, but it ate the human empathy part

The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem

We really need to call this obscene.

Please draft Trump so we can watch him on live TV trying to protect a quarterback from 1500 pounds worth of defensive linebackers.

[real big smile] i’m not doing well

Before you go to Grand Central and check out that #humansofnewyork installation, you should read this really problematic post by the creator: medium.com/@damianchadw...