And they still mock us for choosing the bear...

I know no one cares, but I did buy that sewing machine and hemmed my first pair of pants. This short one can buy pants now without worrying about the length. Lol Win!!

Imagine being a Reds fan this week.

the haters and losers of which there are many are FUMING at that pete crow-armstong game tying home run

PETE HENRY CROW-ARMSTRONG.

I’m in. 🤷🏽‍♀️

This is the 82-year-old state senator the FBI just raided because she successfully redistricted Virginia to match racist Republican redistricting efforts. They targeted her because she's ruthless and effective. They don't want anyone else to play within their new rules.

Obama Presidential Center Museum tickets are now available at obama.org. President and Mrs. Obama made this place for you. Now come make it your own.

F’ING SICK

#CUBS WALK IT OFF! FINAL: Cubs 3, Reds 2.

Catch passes, not feelings 🤲

Cubs!

i have experienced misery therefore you should also experience misery versus hey misery sucks dude let’s try to alleviate that a very simple moral test that an incredible amount of people fail

NASA just dropped more than 12,000 photos from the Artemis II mission. It'll take me a few days to go through them all, but so far it's one stunner after another. Link: eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos... Credit: NASA/Artemis II Crew (h/t @jonostrower.com)

There is a dark side to everything now. Whatever you love. Dark side to it. Like that donut brand? They sponsor war crimes. Favorite cute mascot character? Sorry! They kill elephants. This is our default situation now. So we don’t need to piss on parades every time anybody talks about anything.

“Like Hitler’s invasion of the USSR, Operation Epic Fury at first seemed to be successful. But just as Hitler’s dreams collapsed with the siege of his forces at Stalingrad, Trump’s dreams of conquest met its match when Iran used a few speedboats and some mines to lay siege to the Strait of Hormuz.”

The actual cognitive examination should be whether you think getting repeatedly tested for dementia is something to brag about.

turning my dog’s disappointed sighs into an emo song

I really can't tell you how much better it feels to choose your lane and to go hard there. Focus on one or two things and get some traction there. Keep inviting people to join in. Most will not and some will. Keep going.

Melanie Green getting an ace and not knowing. Lol

get in loser we're getting Reconstruction right this time

Wemby: “I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.” This is amazing.

We must call this for what it is: voter suppression that will silence Black and brown voters. The magnitude of this decision cannot be understated — it guts the Voting Rights Act and its very purpose of protecting all voices. Every American deserves an equal vote.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled out Louisiana v. Callais, 6-3. A decision that will further weaken the Voting Rights Act. Simply put, this will vastly impede people’s right to vote and increase racial redistricting. Follow this thread for why this is a devastating moment in our history:

NAACP President Derrick Johnson responds to the Supreme Court's decision to gut the Voting Rights Act:

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

A well-reported update on the 15 South American people ICE sent to DR Congo two weeks ago. Trapped in a rat-infested hotel by the airport with no options but going back to the countries they fled. This is what we're doing to legal asylum-seekers who "followed the rules." www.npr.org/2026/04/28/n...

“It’s a real example of what the administration is doing in terms of its mass deportation plan ....” Featured: After 35 years in America, Texas' only licensed Hindi, Punjabi, and Urdu legal interpreter is now in an ICE detention center.

Steve Kerr spot on as usual

Cursed season continues to be cursed. 😫

the best thing that we can do in this AI-slop-filled, influencer culture, fascist era is keep it real. make art. be authentic. lead with joy. tell the truth. we win.

This is now the 3rd yr in a row where the same dude spends every waking second pissing off as many people as as he can, he also refuses to regulate firearms, some joker gets one of those firearms and fails miserably at using it and the media subjects us to 2 weeks of "should everyone else be nicer"

Love this kid

AYO DOSUNMU GIVES WOLVES 3-1 LEAD WITH NIGHT FOR THE AGES. 🔥 43 PTS, most he's scored in NBA 🔥 13-17 FGM, 5-5 3PM, 12-12 FTM 🔥 68 PTS in Games 3+4 Dosunmu is the first player since Steph Curry in 2016 to score 40+ off the bench in the NBA Playoffs!

The M stands for 'More Wins.'

Here, I made this for my newsletter a few months back. Feel free to share with any Cabinet members you know.

Hung Cao—who compared abortion to the Holocaust on the campaign trail and claimed combat injuries with no documentation—just became Acting Secretary of the Navy. This is what the collapse of institutional standards looks like in real time.

רק בעברית

Saying "no man, you don't get to win this time" to evil people who have the power of the entire corrupt government behind them has to feel pretty fucking good

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Dined and dashed for the last time

I missed it live

Friends, we need help. It’s bad enough I resorted to posting on X. 😫 We’re way behind our usual benchmarks for our annual Hear The Cheers month-long campaign. We aim for about $25K/year & we’re at $6K with the push nearing its end. If you can help 👇🏻🙏🦻 chicagohearingsociety.org/donate-to-he...

The full McDonalds segment in which Charles Barkley brings up the Ice Spice incident and they show the security cam video. The studio crew is loving this

"I don't know what's gonna happen next but I love you guys to death, thank you. Appreciate you."

In case you missed it: first-person video footage of the U.S. Navy Divers Medical Team opening the hatch and entering inside the Orion Integrity capsule to meet the Artemis II heros U.S. Navy Courtesy Asset/ Explosive Ordnance Disposal Group One www.dvidshub.net/video/100269... #Artemis 🧪🔭