This is a boringly accurate, purely factual description of events. And again, this is simply not receiving the same breathless BIDEN FAILED IN AFGHANISTAN type of coverage, even though this is orders of magnitude worse on every dimension. The two parties simply are not held to the same standards.

Hang it in the Louvrehausen

I know I'm one of the few, but I never got the appeal of Brock Lesnar and now this is just gross knowing what we know.

Nothing like a weekend series against the Mets to get right with the Lord.

It's going to be 65 degrees today and I'm posted up inside binging The Pitt and preparing to hate watch Wrestlemania Sunday. I need to touch grass.

Bryant was unstoppable in 2025.

Can't wait for this guy to enter the Philly Marathon.

CM Punk losing to Reigns tomorrow is going to suck.

Texts from people who watched Wrestlemania.

None of this makes any sense. Does anyone have eyes on Eric Bischoff?

That was such a dumb and unnecessary sequence.

Cody should dye his hair black again.

Cena got hair plugs!

Wow that match had so much potential and it was good, then it just...ended. So anticlimactic.

The Man

The Man

No one asked for a Bella to have a belt.

Meanwhile on Reddit, Cubs fans are thinking there is a bin of relievers with career 2.79 ERAs waiting to be signed.

It’s the only bin they have.

When Rhea Ripley got tired of Dom’s shit

Noah Wyle delivers every time he's on my screen. Just great.

1:02:24 2nd in my age group

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

I’ve been drunk but never “call the breaching team” drunk

A few months back I signed up for a series of 10K and 15Ks to force myself back into shape. I'm slower than I want (15 min slower than my best 10K), but should be "ready" for my first one tomorrow. That being said, it's going to be 25 degrees tomorrow when the gun goes off. I'm legit pissed.

finally, my masterpiece, now on Bluesky

Integrity in the NFL is just done lol

Acting deputy attorney general appointment incoming.

We've shifted completely away from driving profit by creating products and services designed to solve problems and make lives easier. The focus now is on generating profiting by extracting wealth from consumers as efficiently as possible, by any means necessary.

None of these words exist in the bible.

they asked great (and hilarious) questions like, "why is trump have beef with the pope?" and "why does trump hate black people?"

LRT: War is expensive, especially when its unnecessary. Also, defending our allies is expensive. For those that (correctly) believe NATO and our alliances in Asia are the bedrock of global security, explain how you pay for a military capable of global expeditionary operations for cheaper.

I’ve been thinking about this all day and I’m going to make everybody mad with this (apologies up front) but it’s not just that they can’t talk about NatSec it’s that they have nothing to talk about.

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

As someone who isn't religious but is really into airplanes, the most offensive part about that picture Trump posted is that the fighter jets are AI slop combining what looks to be an F-35, a MiG-25, and a bald eagle. That doesnt exist in nature.

People when they meet me: Why did you move to Colorado? Me: Oh the very stereotypical reasons of wanting to ski and hike more In reality, me:

Shorts are unbecoming on men.

I needed just this

1. Rivers 2. Mountain lakes 3. Oceans 4. Great Lakes

I like this because it articulates the conservative concept of freedom in a nutshell. You have the freedom to do x, except you don't, because I don't want you to. bsky.app/profile/atru...

They didn't get the memo that we canceled the apocalypse.

Lol the GOP is going to threaten to nuke Norway if Trump isn't given the Nobel Peace Prize in an off cycle presentation.

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

Now everybody just go to work and do your job despite the threat of nuclear annihilation to innocent people.

I hope The Cubs figure their shit out because I can't just rely on NHL and NBA playoffs till football starts. Well I guess the World Cup happens. Le sigh.

they can’t generate real heel heat with pat but calling him magafee is gonna stick beyond wrestling