I never figured Judge Smalley's, "the world needs ditch diggers too" would become the progressive take.

Donald Trump illegally stole $1700 from you is a gift midterm message.

Holy shit lol

it’s hilariously clear who’s getting what from where. and now i understand why certain folks were chosen to send a particular message. i struggle to find the words to capture how i feel. it’s troubling, bothersome, annoying, unnerving. i could go on, but for the sake of my mental health, shouldn’t.

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

Ted Lieu: “Donald Trump is in the Epstein files thousands and thousands of times. In those files, there are highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children … of Donald Trump threatening to kill children. So I encourage the press to go look at these allegations.”

No (Probably) I'll be fine if this ends up on Freezing Cold Takes.

Alright NIU has the opportunity to do something here. We have Mountain West money, the $260 I gave them last month (where is my commemorative ticket?!?!), and rumored PE money coming in (vomits everywhere).

SOURCE: NIU head coach Thomas Hammock is leaving to take a job on the staff with the Seattle Seahawks. Hammock and Mike Macdonald coached together for five seasons with the Ravens. @Brett_McMurphy first reported the move.

Imagine doing this with your one precious life. Other people are out there teaching children and curing cancer and you decide to spend your time telling outrageous, laughably unbelievable lies about a dementia-addled rapist and fraud whose legacy will be nearly ending US democracy

They can have him for a 2026 2nd and a 2028 1st. I would also accept a bag of baseballs.

And yet, every day, our most prominent Democratic politicians, scholars, public intellectuals, universities & university leaders, & other civil society organizations continue to use his platform as their primary social media outlet. One cannot help but notice this & draw conclusions.

6 outdrinks 2 and 3 combined.

This is how you live a life

Figure skating moves are essentially pro wrestling moves.

How dare this guy accuse NIU of being in the MAC.

RIP to the Palatine Pounder.

LeBron, later: "First of all, Happy President's Day."

This commentator during skeleton is always like "oh that a tremendous error!" then the next split shows that shaved 40 seconds off their time and actually allowed them to enter a time warp and win a medal yesterday. Get her off the mic.

Using Dancing On My Own as bumper music >>>>>>>>

Imagine telling someone a year ago that USA vs. Denmark hockey could have some weird geopolitical undertones at the Olympics

Once you have to legislate and govern in the real world, realpolitik starts to creep in. Wonder if Bluesky's favorite candidate will figure that out.

Mens Hockey US vs Denmark Greenland on a Goal Match

18 years ago, I sent this text to my mom: "I'm safe, I'm at work." Kids are still needing to text their parents when their school is being shot up, many of them weren't safe across campus. Also many of them aren't 22 years old. Many are real kids. Time remains a flat circle.

In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”

Roses are red. Violets are blue. On this Valentine’s Day, I think so much of the 2026 Cubs’ success or failure will rest on their ability to distribute innings among a deep, but risk-sensitive pitching staff, optimizing both matchups and durability for the late-season push.

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

I didn't watch enough of Van Deer Beek's work. I should probably rectify that. But as a 48-year-old who RELUCTANTLY followed the advice of his doctor and got a colonoscopy, and then had the GI doctor say, "Tell your doctor he saved your life," all I can think is: GET YOUR DAMN COLONOSCOPIES, PEOPLE.

It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps

All of my Big L and little l people from those days were always on board with Trump. Which was wild. I was the only Real One.

So serious situation over here. Potentially. Made lasagna roll ups tonight as an app. Fucking fire. So good. Held them together with toothpicks. I forgot I did that. May have eaten a toothpick.

Okay. Well. Baseball.

love how it looks like they're having an argument

Wow the TPUSA halftime show was crazy youtu.be/QORVzSGriaY?...

Only real ones know.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

this is what a guardians/brewers world series would be like

Bad Bunny finished 3rd in Pro Wrestling Illustrated's Rookie of the Year voting.

¿Como se dicè "Bunny" en Español?

This is the sleepy 4:05 p.m. ET CBS game that you take a nap to in your recliner.

This is the least excited I've been for a Super Bowl in a long time. Is it because the Bears were right there???

Choose wisely. Go Seahawks

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Best in Show is on Netflix in case you all need some eye and ear bleach.

I will never understand the Trump Administration's war against scouts.

Live look at me at Vail or Beaver Creek later this month. If I can get out on Presidents Day. I'll pee another message.