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The Sorsby ruling is truly disastrous. It will be appealed, of course, because one of the fundamental parts of watching a sporting event is believing that it’s as fair a competition as possible — and that no one directly involved has money riding on specific outcomes.

My tribute to Stacey King, a great Chicago Bull 💔

Happy Antifa Day #DDay82

Song recommendation of the day: Shake Your Diamonds by The Rentals

USDA Chief Baghdad Brooke

Idiot on the court!

Running 6.2 miles on a Tuesday then combining 3 days of lifting including leg day on Wednesday so you're ready for vacation is a huge mistake and I don't recommend it.

The guy who is in the Epstein files 50,000 times trying to shame others is quite the bit. I'm sorry she disappoints you, Mr. Pedophile

GOP Gov candidate Scott Bottoms says he’d probably offer a role in his administration to his good friend Joe Oltmann, the MAGA podcaster who has called for the executions of the “Synagogue of Satan Jews” running Colorado. “Assuming it’s not around Jewish people,” Bottoms said.

This goes so hard.

I was leaning Weiser. I think I still am after this. But he really doesn't seem to have firm plans or proposals. I guess he has never been a legislator, but its the month of the primary my man, get it together!

What in the Goddamn fuck is going on at the Trib?

Go gays, go theys, Happy Pride! But seriously, no matter which letter best represents you, you are wanted, you are affirmed, you are loved. Go forth and do gay shit.

NIU Baseball was fun and exhausting for the last 10 days. Lets do it again next year.

Having your best pitcher get hurt in the third inning of the first game of regionals proved to be pretty devastating for NIU

Cubs and NIU can both break me in May. Weird timing.

Dis bad

Huskies off to a hot start, you love to see it

Let's gooooooooo! #NIU

Boom! Ryne digs the long ball! #NIU The football helmet!

Cole Smith with the ups!

Sugar Ray is great making out music.

I've watched more non-finals NBA this year because of Wemby. Should be a good series coming up.

P C A

TARPS OFF. BALL GONE.

That was perfection from PCA. Parked that ball during the overrated chant.

I'm finding out that uncivilized people think that home teams should be in white and that is the worst take in America. Imagine how much cooler the Bulls games at the UC would have been in red or black.

This rules. Absolutely the funniest possible outcome. The president of the United States filling in as the headliner of a concert because Milli Vanilli canceled.

For everyone not using freedom units, just over 5 kph.

Hear me out, people should walk faster everywhere. 3.2 mph at the slowest.

As a lifelong Arsenal fan, I'm not sure how to recover from this.

With few exceptions, elected Democrats are absolutely useless. This is pathetic.

Would the America 250 have been a big deal if Harris won? I honestly don't remember if it was supposed to be a big deal. My gut is that the whole thing is a Trump vanity effort, but maybe there were plans do to a celebration this year before he won.

Let's go! That was brilliant! #arsenal

Alright, time to end the suffering for Arsenal supporters. Let's get this one boys!

We get having a woman girlfriend in the national divorce.

Folks

The Cardiac Canines do it again. Let's go! #NIU

Boom

Oh lets fucking go.

I don't watch much college baseball but there's been a lot of hit batsmen, or so it seems.

Well damn

Bluesky has the juice

There are now four of us Skeeting about NIU baseball.

Coastal Carolina was up 4-0 and chased NIU's starter in the 2nd. "Someone call an ambulance...but not for me"

Tie ballgame! NIU!

It is cool that the St. Louis fans took their white robes and hats off for this game.