I'm glad Jirard finally owned up to his fuckups/lies, compared to his initial response to everything. And yeah, Jobst/SOG are piles of trash youtu.be/aDb6NQhF3jo

My deepest heart’s desire is that Karl Jobst only be remembered as the guy who was so shitty that he made Billy Mitchell look good by comparison

I cried watching it, and I cried writing the review. Paul Reubens is why I am the way I am. Pee-wee taught me to be myself as a child, and as an adult trans woman, this means more to me now than it did even as a weird, awkward child

Bro piss off

Fuck me this is bleak. But please, do continue to use GenAI slop thumbnails for your YouTube videos, or your album art, or your book covers or whatever else. I'll continue to refuse to watch/listen/read any of them, knowing already they're not worth the time & that you're a disappointing lazy hack.

Add Cummi to Banned List

Nintendo of America announced that Doug Bowser will retire as President and Chief Operating Officer on December 31, 2025. www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...

When you get a job rejection email from a damn CAR WASH, it's really hard to not think of myself as completely unemployable. I'm still desperate for a job, so in the meantime if anyone can spare some money for me to get by, I'd appriciate you forever. paypal.me/CurtisBonds...

“Mario Kart World is absolutely worth $80. Anyway, I, uh, gotta go now bye.”

I love how in Gen 1 Pokemon they tried to make Gyardos and Dragonite these unbeatable epic titans, but you can practically take them out in one hit with Thunderbolt and Ice Beam, respectively.

youtube is recommending me literal hatespeech

This is real btw

Penny Arcade like all gamer webcomics was more misses than hits but theses are the three scientifically proven funniest strips. 1. "I Haff Twelve MatchStick" 2. "Knocked his Head Clean off" 3. Slippy Frog.

Unc-le-Phil? Unc-le-Phil? Shut. Up. Will. Shut. Up. Will.

Still wondering how the hell Sony expected to put Beyond the Spiderverse out a year after the 2nd movie.

American History X

Are other people also named Macaulay

Data Farming

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

I also think about that Weinerville election special, where a candidates campain against Boney was thwarted because they had a recording of him saying hew was gonna turn parks into parking lots. Simpler times.

Every day it's the scene in BATMAN RETURNS when Batman rigs the speakers to play the Penguin's previously recorded hateful nonsense that outs the Penguin as evil, and every day the Penguin keeps getting to be mayor

When you get a job rejection email from a damn CAR WASH, it's really hard to not think of myself as completely unemployable. I'm still desperate for a job, so in the meantime if anyone can spare some money for me to get by, I'd appriciate you forever. paypal.me/CurtisBonds...

The Internet was critical for me and many others growing up. It was so crucial to my growth as a human being that there were people who didn't think I was broken or untouchable. A lot of justified talk about the Internet stunting people's social skills, but ironically they actually improved mine.

my favorite step in the scientific method: gossip

Every glass of Tropican Orange Juice is 100% pee! Delicious penis juice.

what if trans people were worth as much as a talk show host, collectively if not individually, as a treat

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

why does it look like a Borderlands boss splash card

Girl so fucking were you

ProJared if he ran a geography channel:

putting this on your timeline again

*Turns on daytime TV in 1999*

Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.

If I were PlayStation, I’d probably avoid “pulling a Disney” right now, but what do I know about business.

oh you mean that brief sliver of time when a few powerful people were actually held accountable for abusing their subordinates? yeah that sure was cancel culture gone mad

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

No one ever reads the terms of service until they need something to get mad at

appreciate that there is a species variation of agumon called "santa agumon" and is basically identical to agumon in every way except that it is wearing a santa hat

My phone should have a headphone jack.

welcome to The Resistance, *checks notes* *sighs* *weeps gently* ...michael eisner

Get fucked LA comic con and whoever is involved

20 YEARS AGO it seemed a bit more realistic that a young couple could buy a house. www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...