How can he possibly stay safe without a ballroom?

Both Rubio and Trump said they expected Iran to respond to their latest peace proposal by the end of the day yesterday. Did Iran ghost them? There’s been no word of a response today

The Art of Hoping for a Deal

it’s pretty wild how american evangelical christianity has abandoned even the pretense of the christianity part

Is that what it looks like? Is it?

Maybe the aliens will release the Epstein files?

Trump sues everybody over everything, comedians, critics, networks, anyone who bruises his ego. But notice who he never seems eager to sue: the women accusing him, or the people saying far worse things about him. IMO, he knows he would not survive discovery.

Pete Buttigieg took a brief leave when his son was in the ICU and Republicans still attack him for it to this day. But Duffy goes on an extended vacation to shoot a reality show while there are all sorts of pressing problems with air travel and Fox News thinks it's awesome. Beyond parody.

We got never-before-released, declassified UFO files from the Trump admin before we got the remaining 3.5 million Epstein files they continue to hide. Sounds about right.

Accurate Edit for Clarity: "He should live long enough to... be held accountable for his... crimes." Actually, I was wishing him the opposite of dead, but apologize if you found the image inappropriate. 💙-mh

Iran is at it again. This time they added the Tesla logo. 😂

Still waiting for the first hero to stand up and say something to Trump as he berates and personally attacks another female reporter who asked a legitimate question. It will probably never happen because some things are more important than decency and courage. I guess.

How could this possibly be true? The Trump administration has—repeatedly—assured us that Iran’s military has been “depleted,” “decimated,” and “destroyed.” Do you mean to tell me that we were being LIED to? Well I never . . .

Does it count as stopping a war if you were the one to start it? Asking for the stupidest president in American history.

This thread is so eloquently and beautifully written and expressed. I just narrated it to my husband and every single word made absolute sense. Thank you @spockresists.bsky.social

The Bible is very clear that we should make and worship golden idols, I support this

Every second of this is abnormal and psychotic

It might have been a mistake to put the dumbest mother-fucker alive in charge of the federal government.

They’re all feeble toadies.

He thinks he sounds tough, and maybe really is unhinged, but this looks like someone afraid of escalation, afraid of looking liking he lost, and desperately hoping bluster is enough to turn things around. It won’t be, not least because the Iranians—along with Gulf states, China, everyone—sees it.

New Gold Statute Of Trump Shows Him Shaking Fist At Blacks Attempting To Vote

For his entire life, every word out of his mouth has been a lie. And the media stopped caring a long time ago that he lies as he breathes. Hopefully one day soon the American people will say they’re tired of being lied to every single day.

Trump threatened to nuke Iran during the same press event where he called a woman reporter "baby" and a "bitch" and we'll all just supposed to continue on tomorrow as though any of this insanity is normal or acceptable

David Attenborough should narrate Trump speeches like “The large white male is often aggressive and very territorial. He is known to take females by force, and while he frequently puffs out his chest to seem powerful and dominant, he is a very lethargic and unintelligent creature.”

In the history of the world, nobody has been less self-aware than Donald J. Trump.

. The only thing Epstein’s “suicide note” was missing was “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”. #EpsteinFiles .

tRump has dementia. Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker, who dealt with him up close, just said it: “I think the man has dementia.” Decline “much more pronounced” since the first term. No one helps—just sycophants clinging to power. This is who’s running America? A cognitive mess. mcsp.short.gy/U1Lm

weekend at bernie’s looking like nonfiction these days

It occasionally bears repeating that under a Dem admin this would be a world historical scandal. With Trump, journalists more or less ignore it, or accept plainly nonsensical explanations (he's shaking hands so much he had to use his off hand I guess)

Nothing says ‘fitness role model’ quite like a demented, perverted grandpa catching a nap while promoting exercise for kids.

Senile Satan shouldn’t be anywhere around children with his demented stories.

The Oval Office is a nursing home.

Imagine that. The lawless criminal and pathological liar was lying.

Jimmy Fallon tries his best to breakdown the tenth week of the Iran war.

Every journalist should be asking what the hell is going on with this guy's health that they aren't telling us.

Donald Trump is not simply stupid. His idiocy is a complex system of ignorance, narcissism, and xenophobia, wrapped in a web of insecurity and covered by a thick layer of self-loathing, afloat in a spiraling, ever-widening miasma of dumb.

thank god we didn't get a low-energy president

Buttiigieg: "Look, when you are this deep into your second year, if your reflex is to still be trying to blame the previous administration, it really shows that you are out of ideas, out of solutions, and unwilling to take ownership of your own choices."

Interesting. This must be a new kind of chess where you compete to put the pieces back where they were before you smacked them off the board.

Rude for Iran to be firing missiles after 37 truth social posts about how they’ve been defeated. It’s like they didn’t even read them.

Things will only get better when we realize that just because someone has a lot of money doesn’t mean they’re not a stupid asshole with nothing worthwhile to say.

In the last 6 months, Amazon laid off 30,000 employees. But Jeff Bezos was able to find an extra $10 MILLION to sponsor the Met Gala. Funny how the employees who make him rich are disposable, but flaunting wealth at fancy parties is a priority.

So, shouldn’t blow up boats, shouldn’t murder your own citizens. Got it.

Oh, the people who blow up ships are the bad guys? Huh.

if he were as smart as he thinks he is he’d know “i’m the only president who’s ever taken cognitive tests and oh btw they’re hard” is not something one says with cameras and microphones present

Do you think Trump realizes that when they keep asking you to take a dementia exam every few months that’s not a good thing?

Why does Trump keep doing public events in places that don’t have $400 million ballrooms?

America has suffered ignorant presidents, corrupt presidents, and incompetent presidents. Trump is all of these, yet something far worse: He’s the first president to view the presidency not as a sacred public obligation, but as a personal vanity project designed solely to serve himself.