The video of Kash Patel in the Team USA locker room pounding beers and screaming should be embarrassing to any fans of anything, anywhere. Jesus Christ

Bluesky has not failed--it's literally just a website. The left, the progressive movement, and American civil society have failed to organize a boycott of the neo-Nazi propaganda website that's central to political media. That's not on Bluesky.

Sign of a strong man: insisting on being strapped to the hood with bungee cords just to avoid the humiliation of being in the passenger seat.

"You can't take away GenAI what about the people who use it?! 😭😭😭" Fuck 'em. Fuck every last one of them. The scrapers DDoS us every waking fucking hour, making it a nightmare to keep things running. I have ZERO sympathy for folks addicted to the plagiarism machine that lies to you.

Howard Lutnick needs to go to prison for what he did to American tax payers and consumers with his tariff Ponzi scheme to enrich himself and his sons at Cantor Fitzgerald. The moral bankruptcy of the grifters in this admin is on a scale that most of us could not ever conceive.

If the tariffs are paid back to US companies I will fully believe this was a planned transfer of wealth all along

Investigating claims of white genocide on 60 minutes? What are you gonna do for the remaining 59 minutes after introducing the segment and saying it's bullshit?

Americans: We beat you! Ha! Canadians: We have free healthcare and a sane prime minister Americans: 😒

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Fuck I'm @michaelhobbes.bsky.social -pilled. We had a crucial local grocery store close in part because of the "cost of retail theft" and today at our town hall people were worked up. Had things to say on taxes but used my time to inform folks that retail theft numbers are SUPER INFLATED. Goddammit.

I am never going to get over the fact thar so many Americans died that corpses stacked up in nursing homes and hospital morgues, that refrigerator trucks had to be brought in for the overflow, and that the big takeaway from Important Pundits is there should have been *less* mitigation.

Good news: after 390 years of manels, single-gender events are officially forbidden at Harvard. Oh. Never mind. Single-gender events are fine as long as all participants are men and occur "accidentally".

This is indeed all that is ever required. Civilizations are changed this way.

Run them out of polite society. Give no quarter. Ask for no absolution. Consumption isn’t politics but stupid everyday fascism is and we can mock it back into the shadows where it belongs.

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Here's a thing I learned though, you know how models with periodically get "hospitalized" for "dehydration" or "exhaustion"? sometimes that was simply because they had gotten it into their heads to speak out about this mess

In like 2019 I was working on a story about how people like Jean-Luc Brunel (rot in piss) mainstreamed the "waif look" in order to provide cover for his human trafficking of teenagers, with the help of Epstein. No one would pick up the story and now I am the Joker

Same people breathlessly writing how astonished they are that women would choose the bear.

Trump promised his tariffs would revive U.S. manufacturing, but we lost 88,000 manufacturing jobs last year. Plus U.S. imports continued to grow and the trade deficit in goods hit a record high. All of the chaos amounted to nothing but higher costs for you. So much for the "Golden Age."

it is very instructive to consider what traditionally happens in societies when the workers realize that the ownership class is parasitic

Enshittification is everywhere. The Supreme Court costs as much as it ever did, but now you don't even get the ruling you paid for.

What if he gets so mad that he dies

He’s definitely going to do something completely insane over the next 24-48 hours.

Sounds rough! I avoid this ever happening to me with One Weird Trick

a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but there was a time when the married dhs secretary using taxpayer money for a custom built fuck palace in the sky for her to bang coworkers wouldve been a big deal

Please clap.

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

Guy who wants to draw the line in a horrible place: All I'm saying is where do we draw the line

This guy is going to SING like a songbird. Spill the tea, mr. windsor. Spill the tea.

Then release all the files.

he's stealing billions of dollars of taxpayer money for his personal slush fund the most corrupt, criminal administration in history and despite how high a bar that is it isn't particularly close

the main reason to go after the rich is that if you don’t the entire structure of your society is predicated on the whims of people who are entirely disconnected from ordinary life billionaires are simply too dangerous to exist, and any budgetary stuff that comes out of it is just a bonus

One indication that congress may have miscalibrated the homeland security budget would be the secretary ordering herself an entire Leisure Suit Larry fuckjet

The pain of skeeting something you think is funny, getting likes, and then realizing it has a giant error so severe your grade school grammar teacher circled it in red from beyond the grave.

that carbon dioxide collects in the atmosphere to cause a greenhouse effect has been known for 125 YEARS

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!

Things you can say about snowflakes but not penises: "Eh, I've seen bigger."

Yet another sad reminder that there is a two-tiered justice system in America: One for the rich. Another for everyone else. If elites can be held accountable in other parts of the world, why can't they be held accountable in America?

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$413,000 per bed. Insanity. While they cut health care, food assistance, etc.

In England, they arrested a former prince for being in the Epstein files, while here in America, a president who was in the Epstein files a million times, including for punching a 13-year-old in the face for biting his penis, wants his face to be on Mount Rushmore and have an airport named after him

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So the death panels we were constantly warned about were just AI.

Hey, we saw you from across the cess pit and we really dig your vibe.

Minority Report. They threw Tom Cruise in prison but didn't revoke his retinal scan access from a single thing???? Come the fuck on.

They're not just talking about showing ID to vote, they want to have a massive approved voter database to check that ID against and log every time you vote. Very different than briefly showing proof of age to buy beer where no one logs it or checks it against anything.

BRB grabbing my passport so I can check out One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and I can't afford steak. But at least now I know that they are defunding diversity programs at companies and schools that I have never heard of.

If I don't see a ton of disbarments after this is all over I'll have trouble taking any state bar association seriously ever again.