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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Like A Surgeon (Official Video) Official Video for “Like A Surgeon” (Parody of “Like A Virgin”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: https://weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: https://weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: https://weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: https://weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: https://weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: https://weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: https://weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: https://weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was last in my class Barely passed at the institute Now I'm trying to avoid Yeah, I'm trying to avoid A malpractice suit [Chorus] Hey, like a surgeon Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Organ transplants are my line [Verse 2] Better give me all your gauze, nurse This patient's fading fast Complications have set in Don't know how long he'll last Let me see that I.V. Here we go, time to operate I'll pull his insides out Pull his insides out And see what he ate [Chorus] Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Here's a waiver for you to sign [Verse 3] It's a fact, I'm a quack The disgrace of the A.M.A. 'Cause my patients die Yeah, my patients die Before they can pay [Chorus] Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Got your kidneys on my mind [Outro] Like a surgeon Ooh, like a surgeon When I reach inside With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors Oh ho, oh ho, ho, ho Ooh baby, yeah I can hear your heart beat For the very last time #WeirdAlYankovic #LikeASurgeon #OfficialVideo Order 'Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of "Weird Al" Yankovic,' a career-spanning box set of all fourteen of Al's studio albums: https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/Wic5Y!ytlas Music video by "Weird Al" Yankovic performing Like A Surgeon. (C) 1985 Volcano Entertainment lll, LLC https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=notKtAgfwDA