@dicknixon.bsky.social Scherzer is a man, sir.

"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost

@dicknixon.bsky.social Ron, I see the President hasn’t posted in nearly a day, I assume he’s taking the Wheeler news very hard. It’s a damn shame.

I don’t want the NIH to be fucking profitable, I want it to cure cancer and Alzheimer’s

MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET

it's remarkably bleak that Trump has been accused of sexual misconduct by dozens of women, including an allegation that was adjudicated and in which he was found liable for sexual assault, and yet the American public needs still MORE evidence of his depraved character and unfitness.

had the big brain realization that you could just whip up a whole D&D cast/NPC list from Whose Line prompts alone

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Can we nip this "Alligator Alcatraz" shit in the bud? We don't need to adopt their cutesy marketing when talking about the concentration camp in the Florida Everglades

All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight

i personally would've found another way to phrase this marketing email

Remember when we had that other building in DC along with the White House? It was full of politicians? Con-something? Anyway.

And this is how I found out Brian Wilson died

@dicknixon.bsky.social Sir.

@dicknixon.bsky.social Ron, I am performing in a production of 1776 this weekend. I can’t help but wonder, is it true that the President asked Jack Warner to remove a musical number from the film?

Yes Sufjan Stevens

i know the 'Irish stock market' is a real thing but it sounds vaguely racist to me. like it's what the Americans call a board behind the bar with all the drink prices on it

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

@dicknixon.bsky.social Sir, I don’t think I’ve ever been ready for the distraction of seven months of baseball as I am now.

I was very sad to hear that Bob Uecker died but I also smiled because that's what you do when you think about Bob Uecker.

And now, the jost of Pop Culture Jeopardy: Colin Host!

7 and a half cents Doesn’t buy a hell of a lot 7 and a half cents Doesn’t mean a thing But give it to me every hour Forty hours every week That enough for me to be Buying InfoWars I figured it out

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

[emperor voice] feels like i'm wearing nothin' at all nothin' at all nothin' at all

A cool thing about the South is that you'll see a huge pickup truck with a giant sticker on the back glass that says: ℑ𝔫 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 "𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐒” "𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 ‘𝓮𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓼 𝓾𝓹" 𝟙𝟡𝟡𝟝-𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟡 ♱