A message for you all to carry through the year

The year of sickos is upon us! YES!

The final day

No mom, I said I need a new leather strop to sharpen my whittling knives! Not a new leather strap-on! Mom? Why are you crying?

Finally home. I missed them so much.

On our flight last week, we didn't have to do anything special at security. No electronics out, no shoes off. Why do we not just do that all the time? Why does the TSA make me reveal that I'm still playing my 3ds in my 30s??

Shout out to the dude proselytizing on the sidewalk in Florida with a sign that says "Trump is the beast Rev. 13" Religious psychosis is real but hey let's hear this guy out first.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

A haiku: Redhead at the beach The sun ignites pasty flesh Boil with me tonight

Me but to myself every morning

They’re replacing all banks with shrines to the Old Gods. People will be awarded or cursed after a series of trials designed to test one’s ability to writhe under pressure

whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot

Damn. All the old people really are onto something coming to Florida for the winter. I'm pissed it's so nice and I'm not seasonally depressed.

Oh hey, my wife and I played one of those seek and find games for Christmas! Check it out if you're so inclined :) youtu.be/0BdzWPzoLDo?...

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

Yeah, I use AI, my Artificial Incisors (I have dentures)

Guess I'll post this again

Embrace the backlog. Feed the backlog. Caress the backlog.

Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks

My favorite part of rereading The Lord of the Rings is remembering that Bilbo was the original writer of "hey diddle diddle" and we just inherited it from the weird Hobbit past.

O, horrible, O, horrible, most horrible!

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Werner Herzog could tempt me back to Instagram

A video game is where you control an American person with a gun

They sent JD Vance to Indiana and they were like never do that to us again

Indiana doesn't have a set "culture" per se, but the one thing we do have is a healthy sense of "fuck you don't tell me what to do". Very proud to be Hoosier today.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE