Ensuring the answer to this ridiculously important question stays permanently secret is the single most important priority of the tech industry right now, in terms of data / climate disclosures

Everyone that put the punchline to the video in the YouTube title is going to hell. Don't say i didn't warn you

Comet C/2025 A6 Lemmon imaged from Kielder Star Camp at Kielder Campsite last night. Phone-only processed stack of half a dozen Seestar S50 jpg images.

I will trade one SCSI cable and one parallel cable for a ton of your fava beans

A lot of people have asked so just to clarify I turned down the Riyadh comedy festival on principle. I regard my comedy as art and I would never compromise my integrity for a pay check. (Couldn’t do it anyway as it clashed with a voiceover I was doing for Morrisons).

We’re just innocent men

“There’s no way I’m bending the knee I have left for a king in America.” Damn. Just … damn.

Little Simz at Manchester Coop Live on Thursday

I love her

China Bought $12.6 Billion in U.S. Soybeans Last Year. Now, It’s $0. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/25/b...

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵) www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

I can feel myself turning to dust just reading this. Not only do I STILL remember a bunch of phone numbers from my childhood, I remember that my Dad would use the *letter* variation for the first two digits, rather than numbers. Our home number started with "AR1" rather than 271.

when my fast fashion arrives but i'm at the office

EMF and Jesus Jones at the Warehouse, Leeds

anybody who's good at history want to tell me if it's good or not to starve your troops

Cool let's crack on with that then

Norway sends F-35 fighters to patrol Polish skies with authorization to shoot down Russian aircraft crossing the border. The mission serves both operational defense and as a deterrent against Kremlin provocations, according to Norwegian Defense Minister Tore Sandvik. ⤵️

Donald Trump says he’s stopped so many wars, how about stopping the one he’s waging on his own citizens. Fascist piece of shit.

I've forgotten what dill looks like

Salt, an epicure's delight www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

This is one of the most remarkable things about the present situation in the UK which can be hard for outsiders to realise, since after all one learns from the media. There's a *massive* disconnect between the huge focus and energy it generates in the media and the disinterest of the broader public.

Reform say it is "disgusting and libellous" to suggest that Nigel Farage flirted with Hitler Youth when he was young. Here's how a former teacher at his school remembers it

This is how you stop pro-Russia parties. You follow the money trail, and then you let the courts ban them. It is a practice that we must roll out on a wide scale in Europe. Follow. The. Money.

It's my emotional support Nazi getting face-punched to Thin Lizzy

Kind of feels like a big deal that a Reform/Brexit Party former MEP has been convicted of taking bribes to promote Russian interests in Ukraine, and it feels like a bigger deal that this isn’t being treated as the major scandal that it clearly is.

Oxford people - there is another far right demo planned at the asylum hotel near the Kassam. To join a peaceful counter protest go to the Holiday Inn Express, Guelder Rd, at 11.30 on Sunday 5th October. Really important to have good numbers there. Last weekend we outnumbered them 4:1

Durian Durian

- What did you do today at research job, dear? - Just some good counting, really good counting research

Idiocracy (2006)

Thin Lizzy greatest hits. Travelling Wilburys 1. Roy Orbison. Non stop Radio 4.

Narrator: it was the driving too fast, though

this exists it is called thinking

The correct response to Russian fighters overflying NATO territory is *obviously* to shoot them down. The reason why this is important is good old credibility. You don't do it now, you signal to the other side that you are afraid; therefore, they will do it again and again.

Oldsmobiles are in early this year

TECH COMPANY: “Our new operating system is going to blow your fucking mind. It changes everything you can do, ever. Shit you haven’t even imagined. Buckle up, asshole, because this isn’t your dad’s user interface!” OPERATING SYSTEM: (everything is slightly rounder)

I got £50 out the cash machine today and it came out all fivers. Felt so good. Felt like I'd found them in a coat pocket

One of my favorite genres of popsci headlines is stuff like "Scientists say you shouldn't have your first cup of coffee until 4:30 PM". Are you even listening to yourself you woozy bitch

young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said young man, give your brain some more worms, you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged

I've already got real friends that are snarky and unhelpful tho

Salt, an epicure's delight

I believe the fascists got a shoeing last time they tried to demo in Sheffield

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

Most watched on BBC news I player? Farage getting ripped to shreds by a US congressman. There you go, BBC. There’s your fucking audience.

Really, really need to decouple "spicy autocomplete" ("AI"/LLMs) from "fancy line fitting" (Machine Learning) in stuff like this. People are grumpy about this because of the use of the word "AI" here--and "AI" is inaccurate in any sense you could reasonably expect the public to understand it here.

Accidentally saw Queens of the Stone Age tonight, thanks @sgrimshaw.bsky.social. Bucket list band for me and their first time playing Sheffield

Check this shit out motherfucker *embargoes own country*