"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"

Do all drones make that horrible sound, or just Olympic ones?

This Aaron Rodgers joke brightened my day. Thanks Katie.

Being profoundly upset about the 51st state stuff was not an unreasonable reaction.

she bari’d the story

Gone in 60 Minutes

My day just got better by a factor of, like, a billion

Good thread about how to turn off AI stuff in Gmail.

キモチーちゃん

Cyberpunk 2077 is the Nickelback of video games

#Toronto #Ontario Green roofs help to mitigate storm water flooding, reduce island heat effect, save energy costs… Tell us you are in the pockets of developers without telling us. I hate Doug Ford. www.thestar.com/news/gta/dou...

I mean, looking at this now, it looks pretty incel.

being on some fashion subreddits is so funny because you’ll find political posts like this sometimes

whenever someone says they "don't know what party they're affiliated with", they're a republican

After Killing a Bill to Cap Resale Prices, Doug Ford Decides Ticketmaster Is "Gouging" People

if overthinking was an olympic sport i’d be banned because i’m transgender

gonna be so many fucking frog suits by the end of October: - padding from projectiles - insulates in the cold - positive pressure to keep gas out - full body coverage - remove it and you've disappeared - flexible for air humping - obscures face from cameras - one size fits all, all genders - sexy

I know someone has good gossip when I have to take off my glasses and clean 'em so I can hear better.

Toronto Right Now

Couple’s costume idea.

I found the worst Animorph

It needs to be said that by rebranding Charlie Kirk's views as moderate by both right wingers and liberal cowards resets the extremist views he held as normal and pushes the Overton window to the far right

Fucking gross

Christie Pits in Toronto is a symbol of the fight against fascism. This is where people stopped the Nazis in 1933. The haters are trying to come to the park again. On Sept 13 let's flood the park with people for a non-violent day of resistance to the race haters. Our streets. Our parks. Our cities.

Can’t stop thinking about my neighbor’s garage door

mood (global)

“At this point it's become impossible for me to maintain a relationship with Reuters given its role in justifying and enabling the systematic assassination of 245 journalists in Gaza. I owe my colleagues in Palestine at least this much, and so much more.” - Valerie Zink

ok I synthesized a few ideas and I think I figured out how to explain basically all goth music

lol accurate description of Roger’s Stadium

Wait, Air Canada used to be publicly owned?! 🤯 Obviously not surprised it was sold by a Conservative government

friend just texted me this???

The cancellation of this project is angering

This is a real AP photo

“Salami is widely known to be the most dangerous subway sandwich meat.”

This is a pleasant distraction from idk news that same-sex marriage might get overturned by the Supreme Court, the militarization of DC, and the ongoing genocide horror in Palestine. Thank goodness for terminally uncool dorks in rollerblades.

Happy Owl Awareness Day

The end to a wonderful book club chapter. Oral history of Lollapolooza. Final discussion complete with a communal burrito…as we would expect Perry Farrell would have wanted for us. (Spoiler: Metallica ruined the festival)

Hulk Hogan

The four horsemen of CEO fear:

pam bondi as porta potties: thread

Everlasting reputational damage.

I guess I’m a pistons fan now? 😭 #masaiujiri

This is the worst news… MLSE is going to sink the Raptors into a state of Leafs-level mediocrity until the end of time. Sad day for Toronto br.app.link/zKU4VFBGxUb

My thoughts on what’s going on in Los Angeles:

I spent the last few days reaching out to advocates, experts and the government about Prime Minister Mark Carney’s new border bill, Bill C-2. What I learned was…not reassuring. In fact, advocates are warning it could create a framework for Trump-style mass deportations -- and more:

Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

Angelenos, and ANYONE protesting around the country, know how to protect yourself from tear gas. They absolutely WILL use it against you. phr.org/our-work/res...