Really reframes the idea of magic words and incantations.

Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️

I'm from one of those tourist towns and oh man this is gonna really fuck their world. As if people weren't already avoiding travel to America in record numbers. Apropos of nothing, Disneyland is going to extend their "SoCal locals discount" to all of California next year. First time ever.

"huge". it's always something mundane like sulfur and never something cool like hot chips or space weed

It's not. That's covering the brand name on the box they're packing, for legal purposes. That's actually how romaine is harvested, and that's a real video of it happening. Side note: the only reason they're legally allowed to share video of it at all is that union fought for it in court.

I am 100% confident that in a few years there's gonna be some deep, dark, awful stuff coming out about the set and producers of Stranger Things. One day, we'll look at movies and shows like this the same way we look at teen pageants: inherently shady, toxic and wrong.

the two guys out front are apparently dueling with leaf blowers and doing a terrible rendition of devil went down to georgia

I've always respected his game as a world-class hater even if I don't particularly like his taste in anything.

shot-for-shot remake of Boogie Nights, played by muppets

This is another one of those "watch it muted to see just how wildly out of touch a person is" videos. This lady needs to scale back on the bennies.

We got like five years until this is also a slot machine

I felt like I was losing my mind watching this person's remarks and had to write about how disgusting they are.

11 years ago today.

English people should remain fictional and only used as backdrops for glorious American WWII films.

"ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter" absolute king shit, one of us in every way

Side note, when you're referring to a vet vaguely defined "they", you can almost always replace "they" with "shareholders" and it works better, and that's telling isn't it?

When a study shows a thing shareholders want, "study finds" When a study shows a thing shareholders don't want, "study asserts"

Forbes taking the "you're going to hear rumors but they're totally untrue" line really makes me think it's absolutely true.

I can't explain how well this works, it's wonderful. My favorite thing is co-opting the youth today, I totally get it now. I used to hate when they did it but I get it now, it's fun. "6, 7". Coincidentally I am 40.

if the lights on the outside can't be synced for reactive lighting with a game screen and Hyperion on a big screen of the aft deck then what are we even doing here

the fuck is inside of her neck

Occurs to me that whether you think Marjorie Taylor Greene should be welcomed into The Tent or not depends on whether you think the fight is against a fascist movement or against one particular very bad man.

jokes aside this is legitimately where it's headed with the outpour of independent journalists and the widespread acceptance that the mainstream media has been choking through a seizure on the floor for the past ten years like we're gonna see people using film, pencils - all that - because of AI.

hate to be that guy but has anyone discussed the possibility that number is higher than two?

I watch most videos here muted because I find it fascinating how people's faces read. MTG here has never looked more rational and that's telling. Not of anything related to Trump or MAGA or Epstein but of her personal ability to mask and keep herself in check.

Does Rockstar need any more money? No, tf it does not. But it could make a lot of money and cut EA off at the knees by putting The Sims 5 in GTA VI. (I will explain.)

Japan's first firearm serial killer was also a skilled judoka, so when a young policeman finally caught up with him, armed with nothing but a truncheon, it looked like Sadakichi Shimizu's kill-count would jump from 6 to 7. Read on to see what happened next: www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...

“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence

I will no doubt read and enjoy all your very good Nuzzi jokes, but I also want to say earnestly, so many of us (myself included) are on the verge of being pushed out of this industry and it's genuinely so dispiriting to see the worst among us, ethics-wise, get such preferential treatment.

If I'm being honest the question I have is regarding the cost of calling it anything at all.

This is legitimately just washing gambling-websites-as-future-tellers and they posted it to their socials.

Very happy to see we're getting another Steam Controller. That said. It is UGLY AF though – how could they do this to my boy? Look at how pretty it used to be.

Devotion is an interesting word. He's obviously speaking to donors rather than voters but think on that a moment: That word in his comment, given the context, doesn't just underneath his own skirt, it's also lifting the skirt of all the establishment politicians and media he's supported by.

Because the alternative is that thing we're not allowed to talk about on any social media platform, ever, as plebes.

but without irony or sarcasm, this. stick Mamdani in the Senate and let him age like wine with AOC. that's how we're gonna get progressive socialism in power. it's not about a magic person coming down from heaven to guide us. it's about building the power base.

Hey chat I'm gonna be in Portland for a few days of leisure. Never been. What do I not want to miss?

It would be so fucking funny if Andrew's life of royal privilege leads him to resent his Epstein downfall so much that he just starts tweeting out lists of names and party photos.

Hey chat I'm gonna be in Portland for a few days of leisure. Never been. What do I not want to miss?

Actually fuck you PBS News, my flight DID get cancelled and I had to rebook with a different airline at a much more expensive rate and I'm still not sure my return flight won't get cancelled.

new tax idea just dropped: products too good to be true, sold by the State. if you fall for it we take your money and give it to schools. honestly this isn't any different than the state lottery

<staring down the burrito delivery robot in my way on the sidewalk as I clench my fists>

It's super telling when people are suddenly all irate about Rockstar after a delay is announced, but not in the two decades they've been about union busting. I legit hope the game crashes and burns and acts as an anchor on the industry at large. Same for any Mass Effect sequels, tbh.

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

God they are all so terrified and I'm here for it.

He's so excited he's got a reason to talk about literally anything other than Trump and Epstein

The quintessential aesthetic of fascism

You see? Do you see?? _The possessive apostrophe is real mfers_

My dudes, if you're looking to just date yourself there's apps for that, but if you're looking to date another uniquely individual human being, might I suggest,

The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.