This reads like Hackman flexing on Stiller but it's actually Hackman's entire generation of directors, writers and actors flexing on Stiller and all his friends. A "money picture" for Stiller was like, Tropic Thunder or anything else with Jack Black. For Hackman's, they won him BAFTAs.

age yourself with a childhood crush

I guess the new 24.5k follower blue wave thing is posting AI video of birds? Oddly specific.

Get the fuck out of the pit then

Competitive gaming peaked between the NBA Jam and the NFL Blitz era and hasn't gotten better since.

I take issue with Bakersfield being deemed "in Southern California", that's not how this works.

I actually did this with Final Fantasy VII, of all games. Left that mfer on all summer.

People have been asking me if I know of a resource like StandWithMinnesota for New Jersey, and I haven't found something comprehensive. So, for the moment, I have put together all the links to NJ orgs, crowdfunding links, events, and stuck them on a page of SWM. standwithminnesota.org/jersey

Dude always looks like he's been canning his own farts to share with others later.

Oh it's poorly written like a child did it, sure, but it's also fucking horrific. "Even a principle like mutual Consent is secondary to our shared submission to God’s will."

If you know the backstory here and you read this statement in Cartman's voice, it's a perfect fit. This company deserves to burn.

$255/$700! Thank you so much y'all!

Because I can do it again, 10 bands I've seen live: Thursday Thrice Quicksand Cold Remember Haste The Day The Agony Scene The Bronx A Day To Remember The Offspring NHOI

What's great is you can find an iteration of this tweet for every icon overhaul they've ever done.

As far as DLC quality goes, there is no competition. They're the best to ever do it. CDPR announcing new DLC is something bright to celebrate in a dark world.

Hmph.

back in 2014 a Vatican official announced if Martians existed then he would baptize them as children of god, so they're not very consistent on human vs nonhuman intelligence

It's funny to me that PBS on Bluesky is just reposting that Dave Chappelle slop piece over and over and over and over and that's all.

10 bands I've seen live Alkaline Trio Rise Against Strung Out Against Me! Zao Killswitch Engage Refused Bad Religion Blindside Less Than Jake

It was white supremacy and an imitation of Christchurch but they're trying to paint this as something less recognizable and more obfuscated. It was just dumb racism.

Am currently obsessed with the main character they created for the NES game Codename: Viper. They named him Kenny Smith. Look at this speed freak, man.

mans registered a domain for his hashtag. that's gonna be an asset listed in the divorce settlement now.

Ate at a 4 diamond steakhouse two weeks back and they served me a latte with a cute little rock candy on a stirring stick, and that was infinitely more pleasing to my wife and I than whatever this tacky bullshit is.

Kenny Smith from Codename: Viper and the speed boat from Cobra Triangle. Two characters down.

madlibs-ass weed description. what the fuck is a "charcuterie board / yoga mat" profile? it's called "David Bolowie" by the way.

whomst among us

Armand Assante is an infinitely better Odysseus than Damon ever will be.

There's a thing new actors do where they "remember" their lines by looking up and to the left or up and to the right just before delivery. It's a big part of why newscasters read their lines instead of remembering them. Ms Gray here is doing that through this entire "conversation".

"I'm sorry I thought you was corn". That's the funniest line in Futurama. My favorite scene.

Dick pics. It's because of dick pics. Men never should've been trusted with cameras at all times.

With the John Travolta pictures flying around it's easy to overlook that man is _72 years old_. I feel like after 70 you're allowed to rock whatever the fuck you want, however the fuck you want, and no one should fault you. _I_ wanna be a 72 year old with a double breasted coat and a pink beret.

I want to call attention to the reporter's face. He's smiling. These are being staged. Same location on the plane every time. That reporter isn't afraid of being accused of treason, he's a shill in the crowd helping the performer on stage sell to the rest of the audience.

"would you like to donate your change to Save Children From Hunger" and Save Children From Hunger is the name of a company that accommodates the executives' kids college fund.

I am once again suggesting Iñaki Godoy and I am being serious, I don't care that he's not British and neither should anyone. James Bond is a cartoon character. Playing a cartoon straight is hard. This kid did it flawlessly. You might not see my vision but I assure you, I have it.

you'd think they'd shave his head before putting the pins in work smarter, not harder dude

so apparently british squirrels have been seen vaping and there is concern that swedish squirrels might also start doing this. anyway here’s pictures of squirrels vaping

Would be hilarious if we made this Fallon's most highly rated episode.

The Guardian coming in to ensure that even in success, women's stories are centered around the men who are distressed by it. "Single women are buying more houses" is a headline and story that floats on its own merit. Imagine the statement a publisher could make by leaving it at that.

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China could do the funniest thing

Wonder if this guy knows what the number one cause of death in his demographic is. Eh. Probably not. Not with that complexion as a middle aged man.

My wife has the same auburn hair color and has pointed out that people say she looks like so-and-so just because of the hair color every time and ya know, she's right. Cause these two look nothing alike at all.

My favorite thing about his movies is I'll hear they're good, then I'll be watching it later not remembering it's his movie and enjoying it immensely and suddenly there's a scene with a claymation zombie and I'm like "oh yeah, this is a Sam Raimi movie, that's why it's so fucking good"

ACAB includes actors who truck around friendly with cops for "inspiration".

slightly increase a band Toddler Metal

Little known fact: because of the tax loophole this thing was built to go through, these things are 30k cheaper if they're business use. Specifically it's over 6000 lbs. He qualifies this as business use vehicle by virtue of posting it. What a piece of shit.

Really though: those statistics ought to be included next to all statistics about what or who people support.

In my religiously thick background, there's memory of Christians and Jews and Muslims agreeing folks like this to be demonic because they believe humans are on the same level as God, in that they are capable of creating consciousness. Not that God doesn't exist.