@safety.bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app It’s bullshit that you haven’t restored Link’s account. That post was no reason to ban someone.

he literally privatized the presidency from the get-go

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this is actually a major reason why there's such a generational gap today entire generations watch entirely different television and that shapes reality very differently for both groups i was noticing this effect over 15 years ago too, I was an early cord cutter

salvation army and many other religious halfway houses are essentially just slave labor legalized (and often just not legal at all). this is why they go after organizations that help the homeless: because those homeless people are literally the slave labor for the groups who fund the politicians

holy shit I thought people were doing a bit this morning

We will need Nuremberg-like trials

Tokens get spent.

hell yeah

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do. In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap. Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.

Idris Elba being apart of this for what reason now?

fix it.

@jay.bsky.team Free Link.

in all the years I've lived in California, Disneyland has had a local LA area code discounts, some of the steepest kind of discounts they do discounts in general aren't common, you can tell when they're needing visitors when you see tickets at Costco

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

every greatest game of all time list has RDR2 in it, where you can kill klan members in a whole variety of happy ways and the story in fact drives you to do so. every. last. list. including the ones by simple sales numbers: #5 of all time. their reasoning is bullshit, so we're all clear.

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

I looked at this yesterday and these sponsorship ads were NOT there "10K sold in past month." Sooo many frogs by the end of this. So proud of us this week.

gotta prep that nation's coffers for when you flee the country to join the rest of the nazi descendants

there are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. clearly we have settled on a motif

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET. Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!

was just wondering a couple days ago when firefighters were gonna get involved apropos of nothing you should all go look up images of that protest because they go HARD. AS. FUCK. time magazine, check it but im not gonna catch a ban for posting them because GODDAMN

chat everyone on mastodon is 52 instead of 38

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

these inflatable suits are starting to look a bit like negative-pressure based hazmat suits and it's fuckin awesome wonder how many of these things are gonna start showing up in the streets, it's gonna be exponential cause like damn! look at him go!

😍A fully-armored German cop getting taken down by a protester like he's nothing 😍

We’re in a moment now where it would be worth people taking three hours to watch The Phantom Meanace, particularly the scene where Jar Jar Binks asks “Yousa thinking yousa people gonna die? Gungans not giving up without a fight. Wesa warriors” The clarity of that brought down an empire

Where in the hell is media about the destruction of Judge Goodstein's home?? 🫢

"you seen these boats? nothing like the very beautiful boats i've been fishing on. no more boats. nobody's invited me on a boat since my good friend jeffrey epstein. you know they wouldn't let me put him in my cabinet, i asked just last week you know what they said? the democrats would block it,

Saudi Arabia has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time

my kid absolutely loves burned stuff. bitterness. carbonized toast, bacon, potatoes - all of it black we tried the bitter fingernail polish to keep him from biting his fingernails, that shit did not work as advertised

This is great. The absurdity of this moment captured. Make it go viral.

every time steven miller wakes up and looks out his window he should see a giant image of this every time steven miller talks up about how dangerous antifa is, the other person needs to show him this this needs to haunt the man until he dies

this shit happens more and more and it will never not feel like a commercial at the behest of the weed company and paid for by the state and i'm alright with that

If they can perma-ban Link for *that* it means anyone who made any post insufficiently respectfully mournful of the neckless wonderboy can be banned too. Which is basically the entire fucking userbase, other than a handful of journalists who hung out with him in his nazi group chat.

Having had the experience: don't try to take the license, take the keys. They won't agree with either one (and even if they do they'll go back on it, see OP) but at least with keys they can't just start the car and go.

remember how six months ago liberals across this website insisted ICE was just randos in masks and not actually endorsed by the government? ... well that shit got real quiet didn't it?

FREE LINK YOU MONSTERS

I’m telling you: ridicule works. These guys are supposed to intimidate the citizenry and it’s very hard to do that when a guy in a frog suit is just staring you down and daring you to do something that makes it look like you’re afraid of a cartoon

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

been saying this: a huge silver lining of the pandemic is that mRNA research was accelerated such that we got probably a solid one hundred years of vaccine advancement in the course of just two years, and we're going to see the effects of that in some amazing ways

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet. After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵

She built a ninja training course in her room like the Mission Impossible lasers. I'm gonna trip over this in the middle of the night and die

Until average Americans can internalize that there is no time in American history where "we" were a good and just nation, and stop this delusion of "a better time before", we're doomed to repeat all of it again and again.

i've have been breeding weed strains and selecting for the qualities I want, for generations now I know what some of you might say: "but theodore, isn't that eugenics? aren't you just like the dreaded nazi?" and frankly those of you who ask such things are fuckin weird atproto of nothing

it’s the damnedest thing, turns out one of the songs on the new Thrice album is also about Travis Kelce’s dick!