Meet me in the middle says the unjust man...

Absolute failure of journalism everywhere that not one reporter has put on a sincere concerned face and asked him “Mr President, for Americans out there who don’t understand how great your policy is, can you explain how tariffs work?”

New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

I honestly think one reason Millennials are so angry about all this is that many of us grew up during the brief period in American history where the official line was that we had won history *because* of our values, and most of us actually internalized that.

In case you're unaware, in the US if you're disabled from birth the only monetary support you can receive is SSI. SSI has a $2k asset/savings limit before they dock your benefits, and marriage cancels all benefits. See below numbers: beyond poverty numbers w/ no allowed addition. Eugenics in action.

I started playing cosy caravan mostly because of the word "cosy" and the fact that I can play a possum

generative AI out there performing tasks in return for 40 gallons of water and yer first born heir that i can do for a bite of a ham sandwich and a dixie cup of water. what a timeline.

Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties

If the motherfucking KING OF ENGLAND is willing to have his own brother arrested because he's a pedo, whomever is running in the midterms and in 2028 needs to bring fire and brimstone for EVERYONE in the files. Charles himself realizes how important this is! This is not an extreme position!

I've never seen a litter of puppies so obsessed with electric outlets. there are plug covers up for safety and we just caught a puppy trying to chew them off

Going outside and yelling “pushing 70 yr old butch thirst trap arrrrt” and expecting ten million followers and ten morbillion money

THEY HAD THE “NO TAKE ONLY THROW” DOG MEME SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO

it's 2026, it is RUDE to drive to an appointment only business to ask a bunch of questions the website already answers and tie up the staff right at close

FINALLY @tea-amat.bsky.social

It's a weird kind of projection. Similar to the idea of cancel culture, when the right is also far more prone to cancel culture. Or that companies are better off appealing to the right as mire loyal and reasonable, when the left are more loyal and more forgiving consumer wise.

We're horseposting post your horses.

Do you ever think about how you're probably somebody's cautionary tale? Not to brag but I'm pretty sure I've inspired at least a few of them myself. And honestly? GOOD. Imagine dealing with my mess and NOT learning anything, that'd be a real tragedy

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HELLO I WAS A QUEER TEEN IN THE 1990s AND THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST SOCIAL TRANSITION NOW ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST "LETTING" US BE (at the time, for me) GAY OR LESBIAN THEN. They all rest on the belief that it's inherently better to be straight (then)/cis (now) and that's BS.

Are there good programs for making a game map of a large-ish landmass? I could hand draw everything but I really don't want to

"sorry if I'm being annoying talking about my writing or sharing my art." nah. get worse. get so much worse. let the gushing, reposting your own work, and excited ramblings flow through you. unleash the swarm of creativity unto the world. it's a net good.

I've been getting my spouse into lush bath bombs and taking gleeful advantage of the excuse to try new smells and I am obsessed with Sticky Dates rn, I LOVE it

tfw your benefactor does a heel turn and mind controls everyone before you do

the Black Panthers were right

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

“DHS traps people with serial killer methods” arrives in the news one (1) day after “DHS taunts jailed children with Nazi methods,” for those keeping track

Do you like my art, do you like my thoughts, do you like.. me? Do you guys want me to live longer. Hello I am Caleb and I am an indigenous trans man with a life limiting disease and I would like to keep living. Please buy my prints 💯

I rearranged the house a bit and I think I upset the dog. But!!! We finally have shelf space for more books!

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

If yr groomer is working on the FACE of a notoriously reactive and frustrating doodle, would you: A: give him a little space or B: Pick up a different reactive dog and stand close nearby, then chitchat about nothing in particular while the groomer curses in frustration

We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel! The Owl House: The Long-Lived King Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social We're so excited to tell a brand new story.

you can block people for any reason. it's not deep. I blocked a dude today because he said wrap glasses look good on everybody and I simply don't want to know any of his other opinions.

Spotify keeps making suggestions to me based on a highly specific assumption about my reading/listening habits. I...have not interacted with this book yet, but I guess it's popular with people with my habits?

we have cyberpunk Sunday and I'm excited to reveal my 17 humanity ripperdoc's latest idea to combat cyberpsychosis - GOVERNOR MODULES!! surely this will fix everything and have zero negative repercussions

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

i saw an amv of some beautiful man with a big beautiful fucking mace, set to a song I fucking LOVE! And after I watched the tiktok too many times I had to find out what that anime was because the jacked blonde reminded me a little of Wiki's Idealized Self Goals if that makes sense

𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘴

I saw someone point out that the boomers and immediately preceding generations (and a bit after tbqh) are Like That not solely bc of lead or culture or privilege, but also due to brain damage sustained in infancy due to "cry it out" being standard American practice

bought our dog a special bowl for work so we stop stealing the shop bowls. when Starbuck throws this one at me it isn't nearly as loud and CLANG-y as the shop bowls. I think she is a little disappointed by that bc she immediately picked it back up and threw it again

The right’s response to the Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance is pretty close to a straightforward demand for white pride worldwide.

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

It’s become a vocal stim on production 😂

‼️This is going to fracture or destroy thousands of LGBT+ communities on Discord, which was kind of our last refuge. It is a deliberate and calculated attack against us all. www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

gonna start assuming the people who write op-eds about the "absurdity" of masking don't wash their hands after using the bathroom

Never misses

There is a major political organization allied with the president that got so mad a Latino artist was tapped to play at the Super Bowl they made a whole alternative show. We should all take a moment to reflect on that. It is so blatantly racist.