when the hawk tuah is running low and the beast mode starts to grow and the goon caves that you know seem like fantasy there's a thang inside your soul that's still spitting in the cold with the hawkcoin the haliey in our hearts don't forget i'm with you in the haawkkk

PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

Monochromatic A flower upon your return

Please share and donate whatever you can. I'm not safe in my current home.

im ashamed to do this again but our car's check engine light, pre collision system malfunction, and secondary break malfunction checks all went off and we have no idea how much it'll cost till we take it to the dealership to fix it/if it needs to be towed there I'm leaving this up for a bit till-

as much as I detest konami devil may cry 5 and by extension Final Fantasy XVI is a direct consequence of their actions so i can’t really be mad at them

maybe for yall it wasn’t but i have not bought a konami game since the phantom pain’s release and ive yet to be proven wrong on that

this is what they’ve been reduced to? they got housed so bad by kimmel that they’re getting mad at anonymous build a bear employees? sad, pathetic, embarrassing

Me rn

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell if the bad guys know they’re losing, so it’s important to read it when they say it out loud.

If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you. They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.

The one thing that irritates me the most about this specific xenophobic dime-a-dozen bad-takes-haver of SNES RPGs is that I'd literally have never heard about him had it not been for half the people on my feed boosting him at some point this past week.

domestic economic terrorism i’m fucking wheezing

cinematic parallels

I'm late catching up on @patstaresat.bsky.social and @peachsaliva.bsky.social 's Banjo Kazooie stream but it's been the best grumpy time ever so far.

The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars

It still drives me crazy how just because there's guns and aura that Metal Gear as a series attracts insane people who will blank-faced say "Big Boss didn't commit war crimes" because fucking Solid Snake didn't look into the camera and go "my pronouns are he/him"

I booted up windows 98 to defrag my BADAPPLE drive

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

Had a dream a while back in which I discovered the existence of the "Grave of the Fireflies/Super Mario World 2-in-1" for the Wii. It basically functioned as a DVD except for a "special features" section that literally only had an SNES emulator playing Mario World. It went for absurd prices on eBay

having a day

btw the reason why it always sucks when superhero stories try to talk about superheroes as cops (see the new fraction Batman) is bc superheroes aren't cops lol superheroes are our shared desire to protect people from the random cruelty of the world (which takes the form of Super Villains)

giorgio zott

Btw shout out to Batman: White Knight, which uses the imagery of police brutality to criticize Batman and decides that the answer to holding Batman accountable is that Batman and the Batfamily become registered police officers and give the police access to all their gadgets

so what you are gonna do is head down to your local library and get you a library card (if you don’t already have one). then you are gonna download these three apps and enjoy yourself a huge range of free movies, ebooks, graphic novels, tv shows, and documentaries. for free.

gameplay, website, excerpt (2000) web.archive.org/web/20000815...

Gavin Newsom is a zero build player, he is committed to the bit.

the history of the english internet has been an endless struggle between the ambient spirit of 4chan and the ambient spirit of somethingawful at each others throats. they're calling it The Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic Yuri in Internet History (人類史上最大最悪の絶望的百合)

twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful

LOST JUDGMENT

here you go

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks! But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!! This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free. MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

The guy who hit them has to be the son of some billionaire or some shit why frame it like this otherwise

tony when his nuts itch

I got a Dinkum for you right here!

yeah this is child abuse sorry

this is bad lol takaichi is a member of the nippon kaigi, supports the revision of article 9, and much like her idol, Margaret Thatcher, has extremely regressive views of women's rights, among other things.

Day 4 of Octobeni! Today's Kobeni is simple enough, based off the music video of BIRDBRAIN by Jamie Page ft. Kasane Teto. I took this photo while on a lunch break at work. #Octobeni #Kobeni #SantanaelArt #ChainsawMan #CSM

People's boomer dads when they order food from a restaurant with any gender bathrooms.

PAUL YAKUBIAN!?

This is how Urara stans post about her

explicitly rightwing private equity and the saudis are gonna cut a bloody swath through what's left of the gaming industry and tech dickheads will be deploying the passive cop shooting voice to report on it

gonna go ahead and say there's basically no reason you should ever post screencaps of what some dumb rw culture warrior guy is saying yes yes, very dumb, oh they don't think mgs is political, fascinating, listen I don't make you an unwilling participant in my kinks so don't make me part of yours

this is like half of r/ups now