You solve ticket scalping by making the tickets non-transferable, not by making your fans turn over their biometric data to Big Tech. The first artist who wants me to do this will immediately have one less fan.

just looting the US treasury. as one does.

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

It’s a telling indicator of media desensitization that the US government’s ongoing program of murder on the high seas—which according to the perpetrators has killed fourteen (14) people this week— is no longer a subject for much serious or sustained news coverage.

“The average new car now costs $50,000. The median home price is $100,000 higher than 2020. You gotta pay $7 for a bag of f—king Doritos now. Prices are too damn high, and they won’t come down until Trumpism is replaced by a functional, responsible government.” www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...

the greed is obscene.

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where’s a good fatwa when you need one?

An 86-year-old French woman who moved to the US to marry her 1950s sweetheart is being held in a crowded detention centre in Louisiana after she was arrested by immigration agents and cuffed by her hands and feet.

Oasis going in before INXS is a joke. Even the fans didn’t vote for those dummies.

The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.

And there is additional strong evidence that Shingles vaccine delays or reduces dementia. Everyone eligible should get this vaccine

Fighting with the pope, thinking of himself as god, humiliated in a naval war of choice he assumed he would win easily over an "inferior" people, surrounded by kook healers and medical advisors, obsessed with familial legacy in the shadow of an actually successful father, this man is Nicholas II

Let it be known that Katherine Johnson was the reason for the first astronauts in space. And now Vanessa Wyche, head of the Johnson Space Center and NASA's highest ranking civil servant, is the responsible for the longest manned space flight in history

The media arm of the party that is running cover for a pedophilia sex trafficking ring that implicates their president thinks the *real* problem is that not enough teenagers are getting pregnant these days.

my Supply Chain class professor sounds like Bob Ross as he teaches and that combo of subject matter and voice is… oof.

Tomorrow’s Mirror:

PSA to Congress: We don't have to keep playing the game of is he bluffing or not. We can all get off this ride anytime through impeachment.

today sure feels like one of the all time ‘so i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!’ moments

if Trump nukes Iran it will be because no one powerful in america has ever been seriously punished for anything

I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king.

This is a supervillain monlogue. I will never understand how anyone can watch this man say things like “a whole civilization will die tonight” and fail to recognize evil when they see it.

Imagine going farther than any human has ever been from Earth and you still have to listen to this demented grandpa.

Again, I don’t see how you can read this as anything other than Trump trying to normalize the idea of using nuclear weapons

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

good stuff here from the NV Independent on what’s really hurting the Strip economy.

Easter PSA: If you have a cat, do not bring an Easter Lily into the house. Eating even a tiny bit of any part of it (even the water) can cause fatal kidney failure in cats.

There is no excuse for downplaying or eliding the insanity of Trump’s morning post. It is the most unhinged public comment by a president in US history and should be reported and remarked upon as such.

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

This is so, so well-articulated.

For every American rube who ever argued that instead of statesmen, we should allow a businessman from outside the political sphere to helm our government, here is the internet posting that should make you shut the fuck up and bathe alone in your submoronic ignorance until you wrinkle and die.

what is it about the comedy world that means no one ever stays cancelled?

required reading. goddamn, i miss the golden age of twitter.

This is 100% ethnic cleansing. And Israel will keep doing it as long as the world keeps looking away with their eyes while reaching out their hands to help fund it.

seriously, I will block you

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The story of Dr. Joyce Brothers is amazing!

the VGK front office stays doing the worst.

shouts to Chuck for saying this, especially with Bruce Pearl two seats over to his right

what in the actual fuck.

I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there. I need you to listen to these people. STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.

1) INXS, Wembley Stadium, 1991 2) One Direction, OTRA tour 3) *NSYNC, Orlando, 2002

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. #NoKings

ASHLON JACKSON FOR THE WIN DUKE TO THE ELITE EIGHT IN BOTH MBB AND WBB

#DDMF, haters. Elite Eight, let’s go.

Caleb Foster doing this when he was in a boot ten days ago is legend stuff.

well that certainly explains his cabinet.