SNAP benefits are about to lapse for 42 million people, because nothing says “save the children” like starving them.

I'm pretty allergic to doomerism but the closest I get is when I see teachers talking about how bad it is out there. Does nobody really know how to read or write anymore

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

Lansing, Michigan.

No Kings! Saline, Michigan

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

If you dare #Batstarion #Shadowheart #Batstarionsunday

heh heh... hey libs, the pedophile i voted for... has diarrhea!! omg youre so mad hah hah hah

couldn’t even follow basic instructions smh c’mon popcrave

“Blah,” said Toad.

O sleep! O gentle sleep!

This is maybe the most insulting thing you could say about a human being lol

have said this before but i am very skeptical about weiss’s vaunted charisma

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“did you girlboss too close to the sun” is a real line from a brand new taylor swift song i just don’t believe it lmfao

I really need all of us to abandon any impostor syndrome. It’s time.

i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant

the secret to having interesting conversations with strangers is to be alone, in public, not on your phone

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

Sweet, bid me hold my tongue, For in this rapture I shall surely speak The thing I shall repent.

How it started // How it’s going

quick question does being raptured count as PTO or sick leave

Bess gets me every time

I'm so excited for the rapture to happen next week or whatever. Imagine what it will do to the housing market

I hope every actor in The Long Walk has a huge career ahead of them

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

walking around a city that is deeply unaccustomed to the idea that people would voluntarily do such a thing is a fascinating experience

Gen Z is obsessed with not getting eaten by beasts. Here's why that's a problem for my many beasts and creatures.

If you think the president is a tyrant and you're running for office to oppose him the only platform you can have is "Give us enough votes to impeach and remove this menace." Otherwise what's the point of electing you?

We’re blown, we gotta move. (me to dog in bedroom I’ve been farting in 25 mins when I hear wife’s footsteps approaching)

i think it rocks that all literature coverage in all media outlets has been reduced to incessant conversation about 1-3 nonfiction books by already successful authors

I don't really care if the future is short videos. I like words. Words have gotten me this far and I'm gonna stick with 'em for the duration

RFK is the only person able to properly talk like that creepy text that y̵̲̹̲͌͜o̶̻͠ȗ̵͍̓ ̸̞̏ͅh̵̡̗͈̥̅a̷͇̍̊͝v̶̺͕̲͑̐ê̵̥̪ ̵̻̫̪̝̓̿ţ̵̂͋́̿ͅȯ̵͍͙̪ ̵̨̳̞̼͒g̴͚̰͆͝ǫ̴͖̫̼̇̇̆͠ ̶̡̡͓̩̾ẗ̸̛͉͌͝o̷̬̣̠̍̊̋ ̵̫̜̼̾̒͛a̸̤͒̿ͅ ̵̬̀̈́ẉ̸̦͙̀ḛ̵̲͇͓͗b̴̟̪͋̂ș̸͎̻͈͋̀i̴̛̟̞̽̀t̶̙̻̳͋ẹ̸̦̗̀͊͌ ̸̙̈́͠t̷̙̦͓̾ö̴̬̺́͒ ̶̨̰̜̋̽ṫ̵͚̝̖̎͜y̴̞̮͊̆p̴̖̫̚ě̸̢̻͍̈́ ̷̳̖͙̾̔͗ō̵̤̱ù̸̢̐͝t̴̰̻̦̎̃̅.̴̛̮͓̣̱̈́

How now? Where’s the King?

melania constantly refreshing the tl

With mirth in funeral

People forget the largest minority group is the disabled community and they are the only minority group that you can unexpectedly become apart of.

i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo

Worth remembering that Terence Stamp was the son of a ship's stoker. Stamp desperately wanted to act, after falling in love with movies as a kid, and it was a scholarship to Drama School that allowed him to walk that path. Every time arts cuts are made, they rob us of more Terence Stamps.

“body language expert” has to be the fakest job on earth

generals gathered in their masses / just like witches with fat asses

Let's just get you muted there little fella

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

*swirls in glass, holds it up to the light, takes sip, swishes it around my palate, spits into bucket* “Chicken noodle. Campbells. 2025”

with RFK ending vaccine development and research fundings we’re watching the american life expectancy get lower in real time it’s so cool

i am so lucky to be alive at the same time as interview with the vampire on amc

People acting like pop culture is beneath serious discussion is frustrating to me personally (I love it) and also wrong (it’s one of the most common things to care about, which is why it is shorthand for “popular” culture) and also politically disastrous (politics IS downstream of pop culture)