I don't revisit entire albums often but Lower Dens' Nootropics always hits right when I'm feeling particularly out of place/especially depressed. This is perhaps my favorite song on the album:

From the musical episode of Xena: Warrior Princess. S3E12, The Bitter Suite

Subtly downgrade a band: Alice in Masking Tape

If they were real, wouldn’t the bullets say “fuck ice”’

The New Gerber Grow Up Plan

i think i'm on team vegetarian lasagna. spinach just outcompetes beef or pork in that arena

hey besties, i was recently let go from my job (company restructure) so i am FunEmployed. if anyone has leads on hiring in the twin cities or wants to kick a couple of bucks my way, i would really appreciate it. i'm trying to not freak, but i'm gonna be real i'm very stressed love bugs

This is fucking tragic.

CromagHON -- is this anything? [see also: dysphoria is stored in the browline]

Microsoft ruining it's grammar check isn't a surprise but it is disappointing.

Illustration for the cover of Spectrum: An Autistic Horror Anthology. I was intending on sharing it again this week anyway as the original art is going to be included in my original art sale this weekend, but the topic of autistic horror is again painfully relevant.

Eyyy, I'm stroganoff here! [waves spoonless hand rapidly]

Tuesdays. (they're terrible)

A plea to Philadelphia: Please support the lesbian/dyke/femme sports bar on South Street, Marsha's, which should be opening soon.

the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky

I lost around 7 pounds over the weekend. Weird. Where did it go?

gm

We're asphyxiating & cooking the planet to put boobs on things people used to pay humans to put boobs on. I'd say, if anything, we're underreacting to how dangerous it is, to say nothing of people using it in place of reading credible information. That anyone feels it is benign is frightening.

everyone in charge of everything is stupid now because there is no meritocracy just endless loyalty tests if you can willfully believe the most insane bullshit you’re in the club. there’s no deep state. they’re all just really that stupid.

goodnight

Bluesky has a dearth of dumb smart people. Like people who are really smart and you really trust on certain subjects but their predictions are always wrong and they're a little touched in the head. We don't have Cassie Pritchard or Q. Ali. we just have an army of Stancils going "ah, nevertheless!"

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

@jay.bsky.team just checking if you're still cool with this post existing in light of the updated guidelines! is the bsky position that trans people should be subject to pogroms? thanks so much 🥰 bsky.app/profile/nypo...

Bo girds.

Remember when Kashi didn't add 10g of sugar? Thanks, Kellogg's (you bastards)

SO TIRED OF SEEING STARS

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

pretty sure it's that she put her self-interest above the people who worked to make her media machine actually work and didn't she hide bobby pins or shit around her furniture as an excuse to explode on her housekeepers? she broke rosie o'donnell's [platonic] heart. she sucks & her comedy was mid.

Knights of Guinevere PILOT youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE

I need this glorious product to do a run larger than 60 units theoasisbbs.com/apollo-a6000...

the cowardice of these media companies! the cowardice of the people in power who claim to be against this shit!! NOBODY WANTS THIS! yall are ruining people’s livelihoods in service to a wildly unpopular project!!

Out and about for Saturday morning errands and seeing two big old lazy pitbull mixes with their orange tabby friend (& human), just hanging out together. Anytime I see cats & dogs coexisting I have to squeak about it.

They chose to honor a hate-filled white nationalist just as they chose to vilify and destroy students and professors protesting against genocide. They will say both were necessary steps because civility is more important than justice. And because they desperately want to curry favor with fascists.

wow, incredible to build gender neutral public toilets in his honor

FRIDAY. IT'S YOUR DUTY TO ENJOY THE WEEKEND WHILE IT EXISTS, GOOD LUCK.

Seeing interesting movies with a room full of beautiful nerds is always a good plan

I hate it here:

my game is wildly off, today

love pulling a vintage cancel culture from the cellar

sorry but if jimmy kimmel is someone your fascist regime feels threatened by i’m going to take you as seriously as the cartoon where bugs bunny folds his ear over his face to look like hitler and then pulls a guy’s pants down

call me crazy but Kimmel getting canned is less about comments about Charlie Kirk and more about him putting specific billionaires in his crosshairs

7.5oz of soda is *the* appropriate serving of soda pop. abolish 20 oz bottles. abolish 12 oz cans, which belong to beer.

Yes, I know I'm helpful. No, I do not want to shake your hand.

Jooooooe. 😍 joepera.merchtable.com/A5PQ

Girl why are we living through times like these holy shit