D(E)AD IS COMING TICKETS AT DEADTHEFILM.COM

I made a movie with my daughter @izball.bsky.social , my boyfriend @jonathanschmock.bsky.social my son in law @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social also starring @vicmmic.bsky.social my stepdad mark lonow, my mom joanne astrow, Eddie Pepitone, Nick Marini and CRAIG BIERKO (the craig bierko) info below!

Which direction will Brennan and Izzy go in?

🤼 Tonight, on an all-new episode of Very Important People - Greg Excitement and Charlotte Excitement (@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social & @izball.bsky.social) join @vicmmic.bsky.social for an important convo on divorce.

Having to ask for “nut milk” at the grocery store is degrading enough to make me conservative

These fuckers got exactly what they wanted with Biden and Kamala running again and look where the country is now. Fuck them forever, we’re living through the result of their philosophy

Crazy idea

I think the herons in my neighborhood are doing the conclave rn?

My pitch for Traitors is to try having any rules and see if that works

Every song that plays at the dentist makes me go “is this Charlie Puth?” and I’ll never know 😙

The Smartypants Society invites you to a new season of bold ideas, shocking revelations, and brilliantly stupid presentations 🐷👖 www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPN...

it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies

Lol we are going to die

Spirit airlines is gonna be like “bringing a weapon onboard is $50 extra”

Hello I’m Izzy long live socialism