As a character actor, I thought one day I might be in an apocalyptic movie and play an old man whose worth was that he still knew how to read and write. I never thought that one day I would be an old man who’s worth was that he could still read and write…

Anyone remember “The Ugly American?” He was crass and fat and loud and stupid. He wanted his way, demanded everyone speak English. Thanks to Dump, he’s back. But when it came down to it the ugly American was just & fair. He remembered his friends. He spoke of Democracy. Thanks to Dump he’s gone.

So in a few years, Trump will be gone. Our country will be in tatters. NATO will be gone. Our allies will be gone and what will we be able to say for ourselves? Well at least we were polite?

It seems crazy to us that he’s still at it. He’s still at trying to prove that he won the 2020 election. The DNI, the FBI, the DOJ are not protecting us from crime and terrorism. They’re running around, looking for evidence that he won. But he didn’t. He’s crazy.

I really think the orange clown has a love-hate thing with JFK. The Rose garden: gone. The Kennedy Center: stolen. JFK’s iconic design and paint job of Air Force One: gone. Plus majorette bonespur was 16 when JFK and Jackie were in office and the most popular couple in the world.

So according to JD Vance, Nixon‘s only crime was being a criminal. Well that’s nothing today.

The mystery is finally solved. Why is JD Vance so repugnant to us? Because he is Richard Nixon.

Michelle Obama: You were doing the people's work, rescuing our economy, expanding health care, ending a war, ordering the bin laden raid, saving an auto industry, winning a peace prize.

Maybe one of our most powerful actions as a community, as a tribe, is to shun. It doesn’t take money or planning or risk. Just resolve. Trump was shunned yesterday by international leaders, today by our leaders, and daily by everyone. He’s done. He’s over.

Yesterday at the G7, world leaders shun the orange clown. Today at the opening of the Obama Center, America’s leaders, shun him as well. As does America and the world.

The clown’s choice of Bill Pultie to be the DNI is such a fuck you to all of us. He wants to make us afraid, and for good reason. If shit goes down, he’s the Pres. He’ll be on Air Force One over the North Pole in half an hour. Not us. Pultie will be busy digging up shit on Adam Schiff. Sorry losers.

So how great is it that Donald Trump is calling Graham Platner a thug who looks like a pig?

Is anyone else noticing that the orange clown, for such a super macho man, is spending so much of his time on redecorating projects normally reserved for First Ladies? Shouldn’t Mamie Eisenhower be the one refurbishing the reflecting pool?

I’m sure it’s interesting for psychologists who study senile dementia to listen to the prattling on about dumocrats and Barack Hussain Obama and sleepy Joe, but why did the rest of us have to listen to it?

Everyone’s worried about this $1.7 billion weaponization slush fund being used to pay the insurrectionist for January 6, 2021. What about seeing it as salary for what they’re going to be doing in January 2029?

People are wondering if the “new Republican Party” is going to emerge. They already had their new Republican Party. It’s called Maga fascism.

You wanna hear some scary, sophisticated bullshit? Listen to JD Vance standing up in front of the fake state media press corps.

So he’s the president. He sues the country that he’s the president of. Then he orders his treasury secretary to “settle“ the lawsuit for $10 billion. He orders the country that he runs to just pay him $10 billion. $10 billion of our money. $10 billion is the annual budget of the IRS. That’s real.

The Chinese must be so happy. A big meeting with a feeble old man who tweets all night and can’t paint a pool.

Fuck this thief and his ballroom and good for reporters for calling him out as a thief. He didn’t double the size “because we needed it.” He doubled the cost because he’s a grifter.

Just FYI: and 1789 there were six Supreme Court justices. In 1801 they were five. In 1802 there were six again. In 1807 there were seven. In 1837 there were nine! In 1863 there were 10!! In 1866 only seven. In 1869 there were nine. What should we do in 2029?

I think Nicole Wallace just said it: Donald Trump is acting like he’s the leader of another country. That’s what it is.

‘Member that time when he tore down a third of the White House and said private money was gonna build a ballroom and then that turned into we were gonna build the ballroom for a billion dollars? ‘Member that?

In a way it would be better if he was a king. Then his office would be ceremonial. This clown has access to the nuclear codes.

What is a narcissist? He carries around a picture of the ballroom with him. Not his kids. Not his wife. Not the constitution. The ballroom. HIS ballroom. That’s a narcissist.

Reporter: “What have you done for our senior population?” Orange Clown: “No tax on tips.”

Watching this senile imbecile stand in front of the helicopter and talk about international motivations is about what it would be like if Limu the emu was president.

Can’t we think of another way to keep our senile toddler occupied besides spending $1 billion a day killing foreigners? How about we just sit him in front of his handpicked White House press core so he can talk about The Apprentice like he did today..?

I wonder what the world thinks when they watch these televised sessions of this senile toddler babbling to the handpicked state media about his bullshit.

Everything Karoline Leavitt says sounds like she’s telling us why we’re not going to Disneyland and why it’s our own fault.

So the only way to stop a bad man with a gun is a worse man with a ballroom..?

Geez, don’t you think that if that mentalist was any good he would’ve known not to stand next to the target of the assassination attempt?

Dementia Dan loves collecting entanglements, or feuds. It doesn’t matter what it is, Iran, Sleepy Joe, Rosie O’Donnell… If one gets too sensitive, he stirs up another to distract. Any European leader who studies American pro wrestling understands Trump.

Chickens only lay eggs for so long and then they’re eaten. Tucker Carlson has signaled that now the only way Trump is profitable is by being eaten.

So Jared Kushner does not work for the US and is not getting paid to negotiate for us in the Middle East… He IS however being paid by other countries in the Middle East. How is that going to work out?

Things are going bad for patient one in the White Hospice. So he posts a picture of himself as Jesus as a shout out to his base, the people who worship him, so he can get some love in return. But that’s not what he got, is it?

The astronauts named their space, capsule Integrity. So it’s nice to know that there’s at least a little integrity in one government program under Trump.

Remember when stupid sleepy Joe Biden tried to get us alternative energy sources besides oil? What an idiot.

The orange clown will probably appoint Lee Zeldin, his head of the EPA, to be the new Attorney General. That way he can prosecute the environment directly.

Almost sad to see this weak minded old fool try to use the tools he used in the 1970s to distract from his fuck ups. “ Look! Drawings of the Ballroom!”

Relax folks: our “Supreme Leader” assures us that he “Never gets bored.” He also never has a plan or any knowledge and never fills in us or our allies. Oh wait, we no longer have allies. He does however give out medals to dead soldiers and talks about the drapes in the same speech. Happy Monday.

“They don’t have a plan.” It’s so telling that this idiot thinks he can take out their supreme leader and this country of 9 million people is just gonna fall apart and come to our “supreme leader” and fall on their knees.

Does anyone remember “Baghdad Bob? “ That’s what Trump has turned into. Just this ridiculous government idiot that spouts bullshit. He lies we all know he’s lying.

Dementia Don tries to control The Kennedy Center and destroys it. He tries to control institutional media and he destroys it…

Majorette Bonespur saying we need a “lighter touch” is like saying the black shirts are a little too severe for Spring, so the Gestapo is going with a pastel. Then the street murders will get better PR.

So this anonymous staffer “made a mistake.” OK, sure. So that means that posting a picture of the President and First Lady as apes is not out of the question. It’s in the ballpark. It’s plausible. So the “mistake” was maybe posting the wrong picture or posting it on the wrong day… Oops.

Good time to ask yourself: “Is this the America I want?”

Listened to the beautiful words Renee Good’s brothers shared about her today. No one will ever share words like that for the malignancy in the Oval Office who caused her death. Not his wife, not his kids, not his friends. They will sell off his rotted corpse like John Dillinger‘s cock as an oddity.

Neither the governor of Minnesota, the mayor, the sheriff, or anyone there know the name of the man who first shot Pretti. But Donald Trump knows. Christy Noem knows. I don’t think that makes him a law enforcement agent, I think that makes him something else.