How dudes be holding their girl when she’s about to buy them a PS5

Charlie Kirk has been suspiciously silent about tonight’s events

I'm here you fuckaas bitch.

Michael Tracey challenges Jim Acosta to a fight the hours after an assassination attempt. The universe is a poet

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

Prepare to see a lot of this stuff from the right.

Incredible. INCREDIBLE.

Actual journalist killed for her work vs stenographers who were in the same building as something dangerous.

OH MY GOD I JUST SAW THE KAROLINE LEAVITT CLIP HOLY SHIT

POV it’s dinner time and grandpa’s calling from the wrong P.F. Chang’s

Politicians, after 3 unsuccessful attempts on Donald Trump’s life: This isn’t who we are! Me:

Stand back and stand by everyone

everyone's reaction here is kinda just like checking their watch during the 3rd act of a poorly paced movie

I mean…

Yeah I’m sure they’re quivering in fear

oh my god shut the fuck up van jones, you pathetic worm

Hoping to god that WHCD shooter isn’t a Hasanabi head otherwise it’s going to get more insufferable.

Paying attention to the WHCD is what they want. Don’t give them the satisfaction.

VITAL UPDATE

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

when the whiskey sours hit

I wish I didn’t have to work tonight so I can shitpost with my friends. Help me out and tag me in the good ones friends. ❤️

Israel has been murdering journalists for years and even killed Lebanese journalist Amal Khalil days ago, while people in that room aided, covered, and cheerled it. Now they want people to feel bed for them because their journalistic feefees are hurt.

hey, remember when they said he had a “big surprise” for the correspondents dinner? 👁️

Nothing. Ever. Happens.

The WHCA continuing their glorified meet and greet after an active shooter and a death is really just so spot on for the horrendous sociopathic tendencies of DC political reporters that I can't quite believe it's real.

Ever Barlow made her hair a mushroom cloud as a subtle reminder she wants to nuke Tehran

centrists: He is an islamist terrorism supporter! hasan: tonight we’re playing stardew valley with AOC and talking about getting out the vote

every time a centrist writes an anti-hasan article, a new liberal woman finds out who he is and is immediately knocked out from sheer horniness

Time to play "am I suspended or is bluesky down"

Hot Take: the White House correspondents dinner should not exist.

At this point, you should all just subscribe to this guy’s twitch. I don’t get it, I really don’t. The leadership of our party can hangout with ICC convicted criminals and that’s just something we have to abide and live with but this annoying leftist muslim streamer? We need to put him down. NOW.

Hasan Piker spends 8 hours a day saying "it's bad that the US funds a genocide" and calling Republicans "dumb hogs" -- but nobody is crashing out harder about all of this than online liberal commentators Media is more obsessed with a lone Twitch streamer than the White House's ongoing crimes

But for real, it's kind of funny that this is the guy that has the centrist Dem establishment like "He must be stopped!"

This is who I get my news from.

Hello Good King, I was banished for telling Turd Way dorks to chug piss, mayhaps you assist me in finding my friends?

New Justin OBrien just dropped

something I've been thinking about is that AI boosters (tech and VC guys mostly, but others too) have done well to inoculate us against AI by hyping up the fact that it'll take jobs and "make your work obsolete" and will "replace artists." they did better than any anti-AI thinker ever could have.

What’s worse. A vocational dumbass or a dumbass pretending he’s smart?

Bluesky is a Hasan Piker app

the refusal of upper middle class liberals to acknowledge western imperialism is the number one reason fascism has completely taken over.

Narrator: He did not

We’re all so thankful that Vox has found the moral clarity to challenge a twitch streamer who is popular for his opposition to genocide, this is the article these times need

wild how easily this shit takes off. a NYT interviewer mentions that he has seen people on social media framing their shoplifting as a form of protest, his interviewees say they aren't aware of this, and then chatterton writes up a whole pearl-clutching piece about it without any further research.