imagine telling her she has a fuck ass bob now 😔

btw my update on all of this is they literally said “we’ll fix the water damage when you move out” … i have not terminated my lease so …

midwest princess hat is herrreee

i actually found a dorito substitute that’s sunflower free and these are soooooooo good. i will be trying the other flavors because doritos are the only chips i haven’t been able to find a solid alternative.

sabrina carpenter serving us looks as always

slayyyter singing with no backtrack absolute queen shit #slayyychella

bro look at the age range they're quoting for. teen pregnancy is down. how is that not a tremendous victory

almost like someone’s accent doesn’t directly correlate to their intelligence

can someone who’s good at internet sleuthing help me find the wholesale cost of zofran tablets? i can only find the injectable. i’m currently arguing with the cleveland clinic that im not paying $44 for 1 zofran that they have me

Okay this isn’t really happening anymore so I can tell you how l had “internal ICE sources”: the 3000 very stir-crazy ICE agents were all going wild on Minneapolis Tinder. Local girls would match with them and string them along for intel. They loved to brag about what they were doing all day

the professor bringing up how appalachians might go to the doctor and still come home and take natural remedies reminds me of when i was severely depressed as a teenager so my parents tried cooking more food with garlic and other “seratonin boosting foods”

My “Not Involved In Human Trafficking” televised White House address is raising a lot of questions already answered by the address.

Thats the best that can be said about some days.

menty b kind of evening

pictured: the most in need of therapy guy to have ever lived

spring allergies have arrived

governor abbott took away our rainbow crosswalks but we replaced them with much more visible rainbow sidewalks, and some businesses have followed suit (one added rainbow exterior stairs)

🚨Take Action: Governor DeWine has already acknowledged deep concerns about Ohio’s capital punishment system by preventing executions throughout his tenure. Tell the governor to use his clemency powers now: action.aclu.org/send-message...

Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids https://theonion.com/once-adventurous-salmon-can-t-believe-she-ended-up-movi-1825827223/

"Why don't Americans..." they do. There's brave acts happening out of sight everyday. Why don't YOU support them when they get arrested or provide material cover for them?

a hack most mental health professionals are actually begging you to try: a 15 minute walk in the spring sun before you go into work restores your belief in beauty in the world

refilled some of my psychic health by getting academic praise on my homework assignment on appalachian mental health care

I definitely took psychic damage today, gotta figure out a way to refill my blue bar

mythos pulling a kim kardashian move is incredible

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

File articles of impeachment. Again. It's okay if you don't have the votes. This is about having a soul.

Cleveland !!

what if Moon was a girl and we kissed?

Congrats Jose! 1620 games played for Cleveland! Ya dont see dudes play for one team their whole career much these days. Jose has been with us 2009! #cleveland #guardsball How can you not be romantic about baseball?

José Ramírez is in a league of his own — after passing Terry Turner for the all-time games played record, the Guardians honored his milestone following the fifth inning. Video: Paris McGee Jr, Clevelanddotcom

already have 3 guards games on the calendar LFGGGGGGG

We are so, so small. #Artemis

i think if i had to pick a medieval job i would’ve been a scribe. just writing and doodling all day. second pick would be apothecary.

he love hims crinkle mat

i have 2 more assignments to complete so or course i’m now motivated to finally put away the valentines decorations and clear the coffee tables. some things really never change.

last night my shoulder hurt so bad i dreamt my shoulder was dislocated. i have done nothing to my shoulder other than live on this planet 32 years.

i think we should all be issued government headphones so that i no longer have to hear other peoples phones

so exciting to have a WV star player !!! cue country roads 🌄

I photographed today’s Cleveland Guardians Home Opener in Cleveland, Ohio and this is what I got

told me supervisor multiple times what i thought the problem with our analyzer was and he was like no it’s fine it fixed itself. well now we’re paying $$$$ for service to come out over night when they could’ve came 6 hours ago 🙃

has anyone let pam bondi know how high the DOW is? that always seemed to cheer her up

Not enough instances on The Pitt of a weird coworker trying to show you some video they find hilarious on their phone while the rest of the unit is on fire

it’s very weird and meta for the current module in my class to be about Appalachian mental health. reading peer reviewed studies about things i’ve experienced first hand and how other people perceive our region and our culture.

gonna be honest, i would love for the air show to leave

crazy time for a trip to the moon considering gas prices right now

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

within a span of 5 minutes i got a NYT notification about Artemis II, my dad texted me, and then my mom texted me the link to the NYT article. are my parents secretly working for the new york times?

i commented on some obvious data on instagram “fork found in kitchen” and someone responded something stupid and i realized autocorrect turned me into a misogynist and my comment read “girl found in kitchen” 😔