bro look at the age range they're quoting for. teen pregnancy is down. how is that not a tremendous victory

The previous “ceasefire” was violated by Israel over 15,000 times in just over a year according to UNIFIL

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

for every single instance of clickbait as related to people not tipping service workers, there are one hundred servers getting stiffed in real time

how do straight people do drugs SO WRONG like my coworker told me he did shrooms and coke and adderall with tequila last night

so fucking glad im not an idiot

easter nails so moneyyyyy

mostly a pupdate

suck that i have to comply to ToS but i don't at the lincoln bio

fuck your alligator alcatraz, fuck your every last detention center, fuck every single ICE employee from the goons grabbing grandmas off the streets to the bitches pushing papers behind a desk telling themselves they're far enough from the goons to still get to heaven

The immigration detention center in Florida's Everglades will soon be empty. State officials expect the facility to have no detainees "within a few days."

i mean this in the most loving way but if you aren't lifting please don't tweet about "punching nazis" bc no one gaf bout your lil love taps

i had so much fun going to athens GA last night and being an absolute hater bc im from ATL hoe

please stop using AI to generate cat images when that is probably the single most available kind of image online

sweet nails

funnee

dick bissell .... what a name. what a bastard.

shit lib cuck take lmao

"if a country killed my family in the name of killing Hamas, first thing i would do was start Hamas 2" to quote some guy i cant remember the name of

a REAL fan

hate this shit lmao this right here will always be the dividing line between a good website and one that i hold in contempt

detailssss

gonna change up this corner soon. looks like shit.

been macrodosing information about mormons lately lol they're the funniest cult

somebody i'm occasionally insecure about being smarter than me revealed that they just now learned that EV's use kinetic energy from the car stopping to charge the battery ... insecurity banished

unfortunate reality

love working for someone who takes me and my coworkers out to drinks and dinner on his dime just bc it's how he wants to spend his day

somebody's dad bought me drinks and dinner and lunch and a new house plant and will be buying me a new house eventually

This Hegseth thing is funny and all — but the unprecedented incompetence, frivolity, and treachery of the entire cabinet puts us all at very real risk.

in my luanne era

making a list and checking it twice

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

i'm gonna be coffee mug in the car kinda trash this morning i think

my boss cashapped me $50 for being a good person lmao lfggg

i love my gf so much sometimes i bite her like she's a little prime rib au jus

am i? -reusing takeout containers as plant prop holders? yea i am actually

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

deleting a shit load of old OF posts and realizing the reason i always thought my boobs were small is bc i was severely malnourished

i look great

woke up to a white woman i don't know very well yelling at me on insta and comparing me to donald trump bc she thinks my posting could be more intersectional

it's kind of important to have one man in your life to whom you can do no wrong and unfortunately my dad was raised catholic so it's not him

wasted away again in margaritaville

glad nobody's ever been dumb enough to cheat on me and gladder still that i wouldn't stay with someone who had

Cry more

the only people i can ever love are so gifted it drives them mad bc those are the only people who GET me

wrote two more things this morning. i don't think it's "journaling" because i'm not talking about my life, but maybe it is bc it involves my feelings?