Ohh-wah-ah-ah-ah

Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement

*rorschach voice*

Unwind

Localized entirely within my kitchen, no less

This is now a dog relaxation account

driving truly is a feast of the five senses; Seeing the road streaming at you, Feeling the vibration of the wheel under your fingers, Smelling the soup waft up from your lap, Tasting the soup with a spoon, Hearing the sirens chasing you

The long-running ideological war on libraries, education, and government workers is not separate from AI boosterism. It is the same ideological war on human knowledge and expertise. In some cases AI is being used to directly supercharge this effort: www.404media.co/ai-is-superc...

You wanna fight, we'll fight. But there's only gonna be two hits. Me hitting you, and Wicked Game by Chris Isaac, 1989.

Found your dating pool

A CTO completely misunderstanding a short tweet about tech executives not understanding metaphors is really something

Knickers

getting the shit kicked out of me while the Twin Peaks theme song plays

I want to flag this up further, as it and Perry's Strib anti-genAI piece hit at related issues: For 30 years we have essentially let digital culture develop w/o regulation or oversight. This will mark a historically catastrophic mistake. The Biden FCC barely began to try to rein things in and now...

The career track from ordering around software agents to managing direct reports is going to be messy AF.

@ctrlcreep.bsky.social done it again hardcover.app/books/talisnam

Spook is back

Used car salesman knocked off 100 bucks just because he liked my face. Didn't care for my shirt, slapped on 30.

What doesn't kill you adds to structural integrity

Bet that a compromised game studio is going to make a FPS glorifying this stuff

Esbe if u pls

Fra Devilolo

Alanna Smith cookin'

Raising Cane’s is nephew food. Grow up and eat a ham burger

someone should Do Something

Calm down fitted sheet

"The cost of building a company on theft should be the company itself. It should be everything you worked for because really, you didn’t work for it: You stole it." defector.com/if-the-thiev...

You know I keep that thang on me

By existing in surveillanceland, you are creating model-feeding content. As such, you should receive a universal basic income.

No you see covfefe was the name of his childhood sled

Super pleased that my short film In Event of Moon Disaster, written by @htownjenny.bsky.social was selected by Klipist. klipist.com/watch/in-eve...

Started saying wiggity wiggity in 92 and haven't stopped since. That's how wack things are

Alternate reality in which the beach boys' pet sounds is a wiggles album w track listing 1. Bow wow 2. Meow meow 3. Chirp chirp 4. Glub glub 5. Stare stare (the lizard song)

Curly fries suggests existence of moe fries, Larry fries shemp fries

here’s just a list of numbers

Pleased to announce formation of the lemon party

Tim Robinson as brad lander

Personalization at the expense of community

Got promoted to head crab. Well, it was more of a sideways move.

The perfect @amiberger.bsky.social content does not exi-