My sporting events were missing a bunch of drunk men, who just lost hundreds or thousands of dollars betting on a sports app, wielding or throwing large beef bones.

Sad news from the NFL tonight as the field doctor has determined the heartbeat of the football has come to a premature stop

before you post, ask yourself, is this a proper "SKEET?" Stupid Kafkaesque Esoteric Erotic Transsexual

football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much you take it.

going great already lmfaoo

Yiri won free tickets to see the #SUPERBOWL in person YEAAHHHHH!!! LET'S GO SEAHAWKS 🎨poodlewool

Ornithology 101: Owl life stages 🦉

Cloud of Daggers earrings 🗡🗡🗡 placecalledbliss.bigcartel.com/product/cloud-of-daggers-earrings

just scalding lemonade

My wife, the photographer, would straight up murder me if I was responsible for doing this to her and not a jury in the world would fucking convict her.

i know most of my friends on here aren’t concerned about tabletop rpg drama but that means you guys are missing out on the neopets ttrpg being mostly a 5e hack where you kill bandits and it has rules for blowing up neopets with dynamite

18. It's a red flag purse, it's a cooked-dead red lobster...it's huge, it's glamorously bizarre, with a dash of New England-chic

15. Red Flag shiny standing grand piano, unfortunately you can't drop it from your apartment several stories above to crush someone to death...BUT you can put your phone and your lipgloss in it and like go somewhere.

12. A bulbous lifesize rubber hen chicken red flag purse. For the farmcore freaks out there who can't get enough of asking "why did the chicken cross the road?" and then replying "duh bitch, it didn't, it's my fucking purse...anyways whose buying brunch today?"

9. An old fucking landline receiver phone with coil cord and classic phone piece. Also there is a snap in place holding the handheld receive, so THAT IF YOU WANT YOU CAN DETACH AND HOLD IT TO YOUR EAR LIKE A WEIRDO-red flag purse

6. Ketchup bottle red flag purse because: condiments, who fuckin cares really, you only get one life to be unhinged after all. Salut!

All set up at Furswap! With a new and improved kandi display 🤭 Come on by, open til 6pm!

Who will I be?

No remorse

small crab eating a grape (important)

everything sans the bubblemint bear is still available! prices on these will not be lowered. boosts super appreciated as always 🙏 #furryart #fursale #bsnm #adopts

Incantation bowls were also a part of ancient Jewish tradition www.myjewishlearning.com/article/magi...

You can’t eat at everybody’s house

Power Cat 2026-02-06 rubymayvalentine.net/daily/2026/0...

I've also decided to take a commission for one custom version of this design in Pride flag colors of your choice (with the wing pattern modified to accommodate the number of different colors). Same price, for completion by the end of February, first come first served — DM me if you're interested.

This object is a legitimate masterpiece of design

The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.

bug puppy eating a piece of apple :3

Days 5-8 of #febugary2026 ! Trying to catch up while I’m not busy hehe #bugsky

Relevant

a Birthday Bean for @danneroni.bsky.social !! we hope it makes you smile too 😊🌈🎉🖤

tonight when the news anchors find this freak of nature, they will film him and air the clip at prime time but at dawn he is alive and is coming out of his burrow in punxsutawney. it is a perfect winter morning. and as he stares at the ground, he casts twice as many shadows as usual

Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner

hello everyone!! i'll be moving in with my gfs very soon, fulfilling a dream we've had for years. we're gonna need some help ensuring it all goes smoothly though! donate if you can, spread the word, either way we'd rly appreciate all the help we could get! :3 gofund.me/bb361c62f

the idea that making art is embarrassing if you don't do it well enough to make a career out of it is an objectively harmful and toxic brainworm.

had a dream that this mf went "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRONOUNS!!!" and it looked like this

Uggghh I hate when my stupid dog’s rage meter fills up and he starts hitting me with a giant bone until I hear the toll of 3 bells

bad news everyone! pestilence :( 🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟

good news everyone! me

had "draw a terrible comic day" mixed up with "hourly comic day" and also forgot that the latter which we thought was the former was today until just now

didn't get to do Terrible Comic Day but a little sketch is still something. imagine this little guy bopping around for a few panels before seeking shade under a postal dropbox

thirsty sparrow examining a sidewalk cigarette doodled from memory

this is the reason chatbots become an addiction: for some people, they need a "reward" for taking in advice or info and getting an "answer" that feels tailored "just for you" is a MUCH bigger reward than doing the work yourself of reading "general" advice and applying it yourself

this is deeply dangerous shit