95% of my muscle mass is in my eyebrows

painting on my walking pad instead of walking on it but now it looks fun when its goin

happy tummy tuesday want to see me take them off? send $100 so i can run last minute errands c*shapp: $ihatenfts v*nmo: @ihatenfts

next armored lady i have on deck to finish up before the year ends

Crimson’s Respite🩸 #pixelart #darkart #fantasyart

jk about the pay cut since THEY HAVENT BEEN FUCKING PAYING ME FOR THIS SHIT SINCE FEBRUARY!??????

cat being abducted

HELP MY DUMB BITCH FRIEND WHO GOT INJURED WHILE WORKING

this is how long but its still gettin longer

"as a kid i was always with the animals. they make you brave"

no no no no no no no no theyre sticking my favorite cowboy in the cursed boots 😭😭😭😭

fallen chicken feathers grow into butterflies in the spring

the moon is just the sun when it goes into its shell at night

First date idea: we each bring an object from our homes we think is cursed

PSA: if you are helping a family member connect for a telehealth visit and it seems like a good idea to replace some of their information with yours, or vice versa, STOP. PLEASE STOP. STOP IT. DONT DO IT STOP. STOP AND GET HELP AND ESPECIALLY!!!! STOP!!!!!

middle age couple at dinner the other night asked me how long it took me to grow my hair this long. when i said 3 years i swear they almost attacked me

Looked p good for the thing if i do say so myself 😌 Outfit credit also to Krystal for helping me make decisions on little time

chat what should i eat for dinner

roomies playin the good shit tonite

what is the point of having a clinic manager on call if they wont actually do anything lol

prob a straight to bed after work kinda night this shift is fucked

HEY Y'ALL PLEASE BOOST THIS AND HELP KEEP MY FRIENDS HOUSED AND FED

work fucking sucks when youd rather be doing exceedingly gay shit with a beautiful woman

ACAB includes the ghostbusters

shower banana overripe vs shower banana underripe discuss

I try to only post videos from guitar practice that come out clean but the ugly truth about music is that even after like 18 years, some days you just play like shit and you have to keep practicing anyway so here's some proof of practice sloppy style

they got a rightly-celebrated feminine penis section in the cvs greeting cards section now

BREAKING:

wow the world is so pretty when u can see it

new contacts delivered to the wrong fuckin address maaaaan i just wanna see 😭😭😭

encroaching on simon’s bubble

using my walking pad while im working today. pats on the head please

this album is too fuckin long to be this good tidal.com/browse/album...

2Є0Э: A Gape Odyssey

more coffee was Too Much coffee

o no headache is happening the coffee werent enough

i am an invader zim girl btw, through and through

i have a functional bedroom now somebody come kiss me in it

bedframe built no thanks to ost >:(

why does it feel like 45 minutes of therapy takes up the entire day

when i can wear contacts again its over for you bitches* (*my belongings scattered randomly across my living space)

life is getting better through determined effort and help from friends

wesbian wednesday over, therapy thursday commences

bad dreams and sweated to death i am dead now

ost didnt put my bed together he is grounded AGAIN

IM DOING A DEEJAY

only listening to my roommates records once each because im not sure how to rewind them

decided this week to take a small pay cut and step down from the pseudo manager position ive been working for the last year 2026 is all about saying NO

people's faces and bodies should just work like mr. and mrs. potato head's