Calvinball croquet champion 🙂‍↕️

I made this with my own finger

it was pretty out tho

i left my chapstick at home when i went to my moms house and then i left my water bottle over there hours to live

when the hot phone girls get together that's the only time they leave the phone and i think that's beautiful

lily

if u take a bite of your setlist it's inside u 🧠👈🏻

no the carousel thing is good cause sometimes posts with two pictures just vibrate for some reason

need a beautiful woman to do this to me

question for yall who have good relationships with your moms: what do you do for mothers day?

If you're in an okay financial position, please contribute to Veronica's fundraiser. If not, please help spread the word! 🙏✨💖

:O

"now we watch JoJo. We need a tv. Or I can just act it out? Give me a line" *Attempts to say the line and strike a silly pose right as Jaco runs by, accidentally punting him off course* "That probably didn't happen in the show" @ripperoni.com : "WELLLLL-"

when you gonna stop eating crud with a chud and come eat some gunk with a hunk

The magic of tea is that it's mostly just hot water. - @princessmvstard.northsky.social

italian wolfgirl dick call that garlic knot

the floyd rose was invented so girls could have bottom dysphoria for their guitars too

you're telling me a...

clicking the add for boner pills and it just takes me to a boss ce-5 listing

bsky took the nudity label off my fretboard picture WHY

aw fuck

nakey

I've already surveyed my Patreon supporters, but I want *everyone's* thoughts on this survey question: "What exclusve content are you most likely to subscribe for" respond in the tally form: tally.so/r/yPqQrx 🗳️👈

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@tess.bzky.team it’s your birthday!!!

ost says 3 hours of sleep is Enough

"Unfortunately for Ost, I have discovered there are way more fun people to get killed by"

utah billboards

lesbian travel stipend not high enough

Happy Earth Day from Jaco!

LIVE NOW on spookalucca.tv 📺👻❕

Streaming tonight at 8pm PDT! Hope to see you there spooky cuties!

it is absolutely crucial to have a separate teams chat for every possible combination of employees

6 hour shift then im off til monday 🥳

stuck in wait mode before a dumb midday shift so i guess ill lose another necrobinder run

@tess.bzky.team resting after finishing up her workout #sizesky

my mom just texted me a bunch of photos of me looking depressed lmao

i was about to get up but ost just curled up on my lap and he didnt get any snuggles all weekend

this is for one of my best friends and family please boost or help out if you can

woke up fully clothed with my contacts in life hacks

if you have a girl bassist you're automatically cool thats the law

had a edible for the holiday guess whthats right time 2 watch mobile suit gundam seed

Dragon Stitch: the (partial) dragon has escaped containment!

my estradiol is $183 with my insurance and the pharmacy by my house wont fill it, this shit is so fuckin dumb

Hi folks, Ryah is about a week out from a government aid check landing, but needs some grocery money to cover the gap. Please give a bit if you can 🙏✨💖

i love my lunch break nap i wish i could sleep forever

I'm streaming Wednesday this week, not Monday! Hope to see y'all there. 💖✨

uh oh its the funny vision brains opening a portal to migrainia through my left eye the dead space machine would fix me i am certain

contender for longest shift of my gd life im gonna go jump off a couch

I can't believe Jesus set his balls on fire for this