i slept for 3 hours and im having reeses for breakfast im a damn copycat

@princessmvstard.northsky.social go to sleep

i will post my dick on bsky exactly one time under very specific circumstances

@tess.bzky.team shes not gonna stop til u press c up

posts deliriously at u

"He's all mouth. Preminger, step aside." - @tess.bzky.team

two orbs and now theyre looking for a cylinder? this fuckin show

i cant handle knowing where all my clothes are ive changed outfits like 6 times today

"put your feet on the phone" - @princessmvstard.bsky.social

i took a shower after work cause i felt fuckin disgusting and quickly realized that the reason i felt disgusting was just that i actually used some goddamn lotion today never again

Girl shaped sunbeam seeking missile

if youve never given someone a foot job then get the fuck off this website

*discourse voice* you shouldn't post feet if you've never given someone a foot job 😤

timeforworkyippeeeeeee

damn i never realized this was a love song

cast yourself as the villain

oops! all caffeine maybe ill find another key

if 26 is unc im greatunc

🥫ive never had funfetti before and since im unc status now i just think i need to add a little whimsy to my life 🔪How are you unc?! 🥫im 26 now ... 🥫my little brother gave me a card that said 'happy birthday great grandma'

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH SPOONS NEW BEST FRIEND: RUBBER SPATULAS

sending me into a dark alley alone to buy acid smh some friends

i ate some mac n chee after not eating all day and my stomach literally screamed

i have accomplished across three whole days what would take a mortal an entire afternoon 😤

also i cleaned my room and also i got a new mirror and also look at my boy

i cleaned my dresser and put my clothes inside of it please clap

gonna wake up tomorrow not stop drinking caffeine until either i get my room and workspace rearranged or i have a heart attack

leafee put on clean sheets now you wont want to do it when its eepy time do it now leafee now leafee come back

🍃: I watched my brother [something mumbled] his best friend into his ska band 🔪: Did you say "inducted" or "abducted"? 🍃: IDK 🔪: Was she kidnapped or welcomed into the band? 🍃: ... Yeah 🔪 That sounds like the correct way to join a ska band, yeah

jfc

trying to make me homesick smdh

this has been a very pleasant visit overall (i missed my little brother so fucking much) but i do feel myself gradually becoming more insane with every passing minute

the album fartwork by crackass [year]

ya know, laundry probably wouldnt be such a miserable chore if i had more than like 3 pieces of clothing that i was looking forward to wearing again

little bro bought a 7 string and didnt even tell me life insurance dot com slash remove beneficiary

spending time with family today and its gonna be fine 😤

weed gummies are the best if what your looking to experience is being unfathomably horny and anxious at the same time

youve hardlied your last knower

i love cat

i love cat

(reaching across the table and picking your nose and eating it) got one for you queen

rite of passage

~aura farming~

buying a left handed guitar to make painting my nails easier

shaking violently and dripping sweat, with my fingers to my temples, focusing every particle of my being into redirecting the darkness of my facial hair into my eyebrows

Please remember to show some class solidarity and Goon ethically by paying your sex workers.

good luck capturing my essence, i know better