Every guy in a videogame:

The player models in S&box look like they were ripped from a failed justin roiland game that was trying to steal schedule 1's popularity and frankly that's enough for me to never install it.

playing heartworm finally and goddamn more indie games need to hire writers. very badly. my eyes are glazing over every body of text I see so far.

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

a quick comic about deflection

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Ive played enough of Death Stranding 2 that I think I can say with some autority that Hideo Kojima's writing would improve if he met and made friends with an abolitionist that can be on call at all hours to tell him no

I love watching the industry I chose to enter is crashing in real time because a dude with a lot of money got tricked by Markov Chain bots.

I want a medal for my apparent super-power of thinking to check someones profile or bio for their pronouns to make sure I gender them correctly.

i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image

I think about this a lot.

Writing this ending physically hurt me. We had three consecutive meetings where the opening topic was how much of a piece of shit Wenbill is

Dear Independent Developers: That plot where a thing meant for children has a fucked up evil twist is not as interesting or unique as you think. Please find a second trick.

furries must be protected at all costs

Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.

school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history

*takes a hit* Final Fantasy 16 is the Arc Raiders of the Character Action Game genre.

HITTIN THAT G VIRUS SHIT. GOT THE T-VERONICA IN MY PIPE. SCREAMING "GLORIANA LAS PLAGAS" OFF THE LOS ILLUMINADOS PURP. RIPPIN OUROBOROS UNTIL WE AT COMPLETE GREEN SATURATION. MOLD.

"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts" Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.

Things I know about Daniil Dankovsky: Raging misogynist Considers a laboratory worth more than 18,000 lives Commits suicide at the drop of a hat Is easily manipulated by children while thinking they are sub human Absolutely in love with pathologic 3 I hate playing as this motherfucker

I finally tried Robot Alchemical Drive and i felt most elated to know that my stance of tank controls is valid

Lawn darts were a good idea. Kids got worse at dodging since the ban.

Bold of ID to make the newest Doom a bad knockoff of warhammer 40k. I don't know who decided to turn this series into a melting pot of every dark sci-fi ever but they are a hack.

Every once in a while I unearth my fucked up sims 4 save and appreciate the chaos engine that it is.

I've been playing bg3 finally instead of getting angry over the slow collapse of the games industry. It's probably a small miracle I got fired from crowbar collective and don't need to engage with any of this shit tbh

Hey video games, I saw your tweets last night...is everything okay?

Love how the term "indie" is used to describe both a single guy making a videogame inbetween their retail overtime shifts, and also a team of former AAA developers with family connections to obscene wealth

He learn.

He rip. He Tear.

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

I really hate that gacha is so popular you could be playing games designed primarily to be enjoyed instead, like just pay once and bam you've got a whole ass game that you're meant to just, play it for fun why are you playing the game that is explicitly designed to make you dissatisfied

Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

oh no

any time mahjong is brought up i think of this picture

Remember when digimon tamers ended with an adult apologizing to his daughter and the kid just looking at him in his face and saying "I will never forgive you for this so long as I live"

I love how silent hill f continues the tradition of the series female protagonists being pro wrestlers born in the wrong time or place

A lot of Skinner and Sephiroth dialogue is interchangeable