*takes a hit* Final Fantasy 16 is the Arc Raiders of the Character Action Game genre.

HITTIN THAT G VIRUS SHIT. GOT THE T-VERONICA IN MY PIPE. SCREAMING "GLORIANA LAS PLAGAS" OFF THE LOS ILLUMINADOS PURP. RIPPIN OUROBOROS UNTIL WE AT COMPLETE GREEN SATURATION. MOLD.

"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts" Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.

Things I know about Daniil Dankovsky: Raging misogynist Considers a laboratory worth more than 18,000 lives Commits suicide at the drop of a hat Is easily manipulated by children while thinking they are sub human Absolutely in love with pathologic 3 I hate playing as this motherfucker

I finally tried Robot Alchemical Drive and i felt most elated to know that my stance of tank controls is valid

Lawn darts were a good idea. Kids got worse at dodging since the ban.

Bold of ID to make the newest Doom a bad knockoff of warhammer 40k. I don't know who decided to turn this series into a melting pot of every dark sci-fi ever but they are a hack.

Every once in a while I unearth my fucked up sims 4 save and appreciate the chaos engine that it is.

I've been playing bg3 finally instead of getting angry over the slow collapse of the games industry. It's probably a small miracle I got fired from crowbar collective and don't need to engage with any of this shit tbh

Hey video games, I saw your tweets last night...is everything okay?

Love how the term "indie" is used to describe both a single guy making a videogame inbetween their retail overtime shifts, and also a team of former AAA developers with family connections to obscene wealth

He learn.

He rip. He Tear.

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

I really hate that gacha is so popular you could be playing games designed primarily to be enjoyed instead, like just pay once and bam you've got a whole ass game that you're meant to just, play it for fun why are you playing the game that is explicitly designed to make you dissatisfied

Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

oh no

any time mahjong is brought up i think of this picture

Remember when digimon tamers ended with an adult apologizing to his daughter and the kid just looking at him in his face and saying "I will never forgive you for this so long as I live"

I love how silent hill f continues the tradition of the series female protagonists being pro wrestlers born in the wrong time or place

A lot of Skinner and Sephiroth dialogue is interchangeable

Strength train bc your bone density only goes down from here. Eat fiber. No, more fiber. Give even fewer fucks than you gave in the past, or more accurately, save your fucks for the most important things. Celebrate and appreciate the immutable aspects of your personality for what they are.

Newly minted evergreen meme

All I want from Silent Hill F is a joke ending where Beatrice, Bernkastel, and Lambda Delta beat Ushiromiya Kinzo to death with a baseball bat.

I guess I'm approaching my dad bod era? Lotta people I've slept with have remarked on this.

This came to me in a vision

*taking a quick call during a date*: what? listen dude I don't care if she IS trained in the weirding way of battle, she doesn't look like a Bene Gesserit to me. Huh? Gom-Jabbar? No man, she said she likes carrying around sewing needles. Yeah her voice sounded weird but she just wanted me to order.

teaching Guilty Gear lore in TXT chat tonight

I am now begging lesbians. ANYTHING besides the horse game based on a real, very addictive gambling sport. ANYTHING. Fuck I'll even swallow my pride and say I think Signalis is a good game with a serene smile. Please lets go back to that instead of horse gacha.

if your crafting-centric game doesn't immediately let me use resources in player-made storage containers: You have made a bad videogame

char aznable: would you still love me if i was a worm? garma zabi: no. char: would you still love me if my name was quattro bajeena? garma: what kind of name is that. char: would you still love me if i was an anteater? garma: answer me how you came up with 'quattro bajeena'.

leomon: instead of putting on different clothes, entirely new forms of leomon are invented. me: uh-huh. slutty jean shorts and thigh highs leomon: hey is there any dr. pepper left. me: no, reverse bunnysuit leomon drank the last one. slutty jean shorts and thigh highs leomon: fuck.

if you like girls so much why don't you be one huh tough guy?

In the face of all this payment processor shit I'm gonna be cringe and free and talk about my ss13 OC and how it's spiraled out of control (endearing)

Just make it exist first, you can make it good later

Jane Fonda, seen here about to explain her life story and motivating philosophy before having a fight to the death with Solid Snake

I feel like a lot of current societal issues can be traced back to elderly people in power thinking they understand the art of Posting Online

I REALLY want to like abiotic factor but holy shit this thing is devoid of any originality. This is a crude mashup of half-life, stargate, scp, and several other games the devs like. And every time i play it my mind gets fucking numbed from the UX.

I love how we have generations of creative work that paint the mass replacement of humans with machines as a failstate for humanity, but literary analysis is functionally a smoking crater to the average billionaire so we're earnestly and excitedly rocketing towards a cultural dark age.

God I love my cat. Stupid cute fucker starts to purr when I say good morning to her.

Every time this old man shouts "Beatrice" I lose less respect for him. Which is remarkable because I had none to start.