Mister Playstation here, excited to announce that there will be no more video games, and also I am killing you, tomorrow!

Inventing new Characters, just to make them get Pregnant.

It is actually cool, you know? To cry. Yes, it is, and I have proven it, with Formulas.

If you want resources for how to write a good fantasy novel, you are SHIT OUT OF LUCK. One million YouTube videos on "how to write a Good Magic System" (SNORE), and NONE on what really matters, "How to Make Elfs Eat Pussy Good!!!"

Writing is a lot like Art, in that it's very frustrating, time-consuming, and difficult. Unlike Art, however, sharing it makes you feel like a Fucking Idiot, cuz its just Words, not Pictures. Like cool letters, idiot. Anyone can write those! Look: tit fart. See? Fuck you, writer bitch.

I don't need antidepressants, I have Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse — Kinshicho Underground District (Extended) and 16.9 fl oz (500 mL) of Diet Dr Pepper.

Wishing Demons were Real :(

You don't actually need to get mad, online, because the Payday 2 soundtrack is totally free to listen to, did you know?!

Making myself more evil, and scary, by listening to music that makes "normal people" go *GASP!*

In deep trouble, as a Demonic Entity with a sexy man's voice has potentially cast an ILLEGAL SPELL on me while playing mature-rated videogames, online...

Sorry MOM and DAD, I do not actually want a darn thing! I am just throwing tantrums for the heck of it. 😈

UPSETTING!!! All that work stealing hair from the retirement home, and my silver beach merkin does not, in fact, "signify wisdom."

If I EVER say a thing or something that you find OFFENSIVE, heh, WELL.... I am very sorry. :(

Worried that all of these people on the internet might not realize that, in the pictures they are posting?! You can see their penis....

Haven't left the house in weeks, as I have very been busy formulating a new, woke way to call women stupid.

No more nuanced, believable characters are allowed, anymore. From now on, it is OFFICIALLY cool to write "Mary-Sues", "Gary-Stus", and "Berry-Shoes" (My new invention, the NON-BINARY MARY-SUE).

My Medication Is Fucking Awesome.

Throwing up multiple times at the Daft Punk Tribute Concert to prove that being Human, After All, can fucking sucks, occasionally sometimes!!!

I do not care if they are a boy, girl, or some other such thing!!! Just so long as they sit that plump and juicy rear (which they keep posting on Social Media) in that seat, and file their goddamn taxes!!!

Invented a new video game woman, who is perfect, because she is very pretty and has long hair and is also sexy and she is in love with me, the player. #GameDevsWithIBS

No, I do not CARE if she is transgendered, her music still has to stop sucking, eventually!

Asking the genie how many people a wish is allowed to affect, before it stops being "One Wish", so I can give all Women of the World a chance to crank their hog, for a day.

I have just invented "boy / girl yuri".

I have devised a brilliant new critique of post-modern culture that is totally not christofascism, again. Please do not read my discord dms.

Winning a One-Mormon-War against scabs and rashes. 😏😏😏😏😏😏

Sorry, but you can't hold me responsible for that; that was my stage persona, "Charlie Cocaine."

My stupid idiot chud vassals declared war on the ONE border province I DON'T want to pillage!!! FUCK!!!

Just because my brain is insane, and not like a normal one, does not mean I am not always right about all of everything, all of the time.

Sonic The HedgeHog would be less of a STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE if he just put on a cool pair of BOARD SHORTS!!!

The toilet is kind of like the real world's Save Room, of sorts. #Gamering

The Tribunes have convened, and, to the surprise of all, their consensus remains: the best accent is "from somewhere in Pennsylvania." Retribution from the Magistrates is expected.

Boys aren't giving the Devil's Handshake while looking at that one weird Pokemon card they had to keep secret from their family anymore, and it shows.

If I was The One like Neo, i wouldn't fight the machines. I would instead use my power to be evil, and do bad things, like an Evil Superman.

Just learned about this....

Operant Conditioning Chamber GF

Sportacus for Tekken 8.

Girls will say "I'm Normal" then bookmark a picture of a seven foot tall minotaur woman with a three foot long- Wait, no, don't turn off the machine, I want to live!!!

The Chad Asexual vs the Virgin Sex-Haver.

Been really busy reducing the world to tiny, uncomplicated truths, but in a cool and Woke way, actually.

TRAGIC: landed the sickest crossbow trickshot for my Mount & Blade: Warband montage, but I can't put it on Youtube because, APPARENTLY, my orcish futanari mod is not "platform compliant"....

I genuinely cannot imagine wanting to play "Grand Theft Auto 6". There is not a single elf, vampire, dragon, or giant robot in any of the marketing material. Fake and gay game!

I was once a really large ape and I couldn't be stopped by guns or bullets or even tanks and fighter jets. It got boring, after a while, however.

Aliens are real and I've been communicating with them, but they totally suck. All they want to talk about is pornography. They make me fill thumb drives with pornography, and leave them in public restrooms. I can only hear them when I chew tin foil.

Started mixing sawdust into my puppygirl gf's wet food cuz she stinks and I hate her and I want her to move out. #Xbox360

there's no joke here, just need people to see this raw as hell video game ost art. buy this game and its soundtrack at full price it's amazing

Imagine actually getting mad, like that shit pisses me off.

Taking a moment, For Me, to enjoy a little treat, even during the castle siege, because I am tired of being doing War all the damn time...

Going to see the evil witches of the woods because I am just lonely.

My scientists have used their techniques to deduce the identity of the Hottest Lady ever, and it's the girl with the machine gun from Advance Wars.

Unlocked a special new ability to transform into a Building, like The Zerg.