Peed in a urinal next to Larry King at a golf club in Las Vegas.

Highlight of 49ers win yesterday was having Brock Purdy and Christian McCaffrey lead a 75-point comeback in my dynasty league championship game! I'm up 1.78 points. I've got Colby Parkinson left, other guy has nobody. It's PPR, so even if Parkinson has a catch and a fumble, I'm hopefully fine.

It's frustrating these stories only get told about people who refuse to vote for leftists - whose feelings must be coddled and accommodated - while leftists are expected to be in a constant state of compromise, understanding it's our duty to vote for whatever shitty candidates the Dem party horks up

the best action to take about this is to subscribe to papers that cover women’s sports so that they keep sending women’s sports writers to cover stories

49ers-Seahawks at Levi's in Week 18 for the #1 seed. You love to see it.

Holy shit, what a game.

FUCK YEA!!!!!

Man, Burden spun Lucas around twice there....

Those 5-yard automatic first down defensive penalties are absolutely infuriating.

I don't think I'm sufficiently prepared for a Caleb comeback.

What a game.

I'm pretty sure @rickyodonn.bsky.social or I could score on these defenses tonight.

Defense optional tonight....

Next Gen Stats recommended a FG attempt for the Bears. Next Gen Stats hasn't been watching this game.

Brock is absolutely ridiculous.

Welp, Trent Williams appears to be done for the night with his hamstring injury.

That was ... suboptimal.

The 49ers and Bears playing a meaningful football game in December just feels right.

Nothing in the NFL is more fun than a successful hook and lateral

What is Joe Brady doing???

How about an old Space Cadets lineup! Stumbled across an old backpack in storage with my softball stuff from before the pandemic. @kofie.bsky.social @alexkirshner.com @hayleykat.bsky.social

If that DK Metcalf suspension costs Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers the division, that Lions fan instantly becomes the "worst guy you know" meme

Isn't there some degree of difficulty that lowers the value of doing this against the Jets?

LeMonde said, not on our watch

I can only imagine the eruption at Levi's Stadium for the NFC title game if Fred Warner could play and the 49ers were hosting it.

So busy worrying about the "How" that we forgot to ask "Why"

Oh we’re on the same type of time here.

Are special teams mistakes just in the Chargers DNA?

four different go go shows tn, no excuse to stay in bsky.app/profile/dcsu...

again if you live in dc and environs you gotta follow steve - nobody's doing these kinds of listings anymore

Garlic mashed.

That guy who got DK suspended gave a PRESS CONFERENCE and all I'm saying is he should've been punched more times and harder

If you're setting your #fantasyfootball lineups, Commanders running back Chris Rodriguez is a late scratch due to an illness. Jacory Croskey-Merritt will get the start in his place against the Cowboys on Christmas.

Best time of the year!

Gotta set him up with some of those sweet, sweet tax breaks.

Santa subbing out Blitzen for Twohighsafeties

It takes less than 90 minutes for Louis Winthorp to go from privileged 1%er to thinking shooting rich people in the kneecaps might be a good idea because they're needlessly cruel and like, yeah he gets it

this is wonderful www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIxA...

if you don't play or follow golf (or just don't get why so many people love it) this probably isn't on your radar but it should be understood as both a naked land grab and an attack on a part of DC's black history

very specific to DC complaint here but when trump is threatening to take over the city's historically significant public golf courses so he can privatize them and make them another getaway for the 1% i don't think going "well maybe they shouldnt be golf courses to begin with" is helpful or realistic

And that'll do it. Another week closer to 49ers-Seahawks for the division title and the No. 1 seed (fellas, don't blow it against Chicago next week).

That's worth challenging if Tonges maintained possession.

Imagine being a second level defender and Trent Williams comes rumbling along to block you?

Hopefully this doesn't result in further issues.

George Kittle was limping a little coming off the field after that failed third down attempt. We'll see if anything comes of it, but for now he's sitting on the bench, not in the blue medical tent.

When things are going well, sometimes Kyle feels like he needs to remind us he can still make some dumbass decisions.

The Colts defense entered the game ranked 11th in defensive DVOA and 13th in weighted defensive DVOA. 49ers offense is having its way with this defense.

Couldn't be happier seeing George Kittle hitting his stride in December.

I can't remember the last time the 49ers special teams was this good.