Imagining an executive that wasn’t an illiterate moron

That’s cool man, that gave me feelings

I love this team man

Come on man

Lmao the whole world gets to see the Levi’s Stadium emptiness coming back from halftime

I mean that looked like it hurt but was that a foul?

The Egg Price Council is real lmao

5-4, just in case you had any remaining doubts about the legitimacy of this court

Lmfao this is so unsurprising

My IG algo has been feeding me a lot of Mac Jones vibing and I gotta say I was wrong about this guy, he’s now my favorite 49er

What a fucking joke

Just an absolute moron. No one has any sense anymore

Holy shit wait did Ostler drop that drivel on fucking Juneteenth?

You guys, the Giants suck ass. It is incredibly easy to boycott the product.

I assure you, no fear is involved in my decision not to go skydiving

Honestly - and I say this as a lifelong Bay Area native who loves SF completely - NYC is the best city in the world and it’s not close

Oh come on dude this isn’t fair

I am extremely fucked up over Aldon Smith’s death. I covered him when he was on the 49ers and wrote about the relentlessness of addiction when the wheels started to come off. Years later I spoke at a meeting where he was attending with a treatment center and chatted with him a bit. Wish it had stuck

Look, I’m sorry, that sucks for them, but this is bad planning by sports fans. There are clearly safe sports dead zones for scheduling purposes. You gotta foresee all potentialities

This is the best one ever. This gave me deep visceral happiness. I love New York forever

Mike Pence is so pathetic. This is a $1.8 billion with a B slush fund for crazy people that tried to murder him. This is the best he’s got?

No one in the current GOP knows who Peerless Price is

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

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lol okay

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Ah yes, so saavy: putting the president on public trial for waging a historically unpopular war would distract from the midterm message of trashing Trump for waging a historically unpopular war

“We are, in this tense moment, living with our own overview effect. Four are watching from afar. But the rest of us are watching too—left to reckon with our own place on the pale blue dot, reminded of all the ways we might die, and all the reasons for which to live.” @cwarzel.bsky.social

Useless

Did this guy just say Allahu Akbar?

Sauer is gonna get fired for getting destroyed by SCOTUS in front of Trump.

I’m sorry but why is the treasury secretary talking about this?

“Pokémon go to the polls”

Bro I’m sorry this shit is sick as fuck. Don’t talk about it be about. Let’s fucking go Kat

Active voice evaded a headline written by editor at New York Times

That’s a huge upset. That Canada team is stacked

Hockey is the fucking best

Hockey is the best sport

This is diabolical work from the NFL. 49ers are already the most injured team in the NFL and amount the three teams that face a more grueling travel schedule year over year. Now this?

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My favorite part of Super Bowl week has been all these folks coming to SF to discover what an elite place it is, and paying our city the respect it is due.

I have a new demand for candidates who want my money and vote in 2026: campaign on yeeting Schumer and Jeffries from leadership forever.

This is an Onion headline

I hope JD and Usha Vance endure ridicule every time they set foot in a public space for the rest of their miserable lives. How about that?

‘The people are being charged with keeping the peace, asked to stand firm against the federal agents who are disrupting it. This is a sick form of double taxation — your paycheck gets docked so that a guy in a mask can beat you up while you try to calm him down.’

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This is just indisputable evidence that the United States government is lying to our faces about what happened here.