uma musume: destruction derby

seattle is a parody of itself

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

Messer Chups played Miserlou nobody could understand how important this is to me

a cool song was playing at this restaurant so I searched it up to put on a playlist right as the chorus hit and I realized i knew the song from lesbian karaoke in japan.... so @dogy.bsky.social let Chika know i'm hanapilled now

Hilarious and deeply insightful writing by @brianphillips.lol.

People are weaponizing the things I said and did very recently, then lied about. It’s not fair.

verrry interesting how after reading a real book last night instead of translating doujinshi with my phone, my insomnia mysteriously improved 🕵️

ok but what alt does he THINK he's posting from. how many are there

i am probably lucky that my gacha game is apparently the most expensive one out there bc it makes paying for characters/cards TOO expensive to even consider. like if i'm gonna choose between free-to-play and $400 for a single character i think i can wait

wife + bi friend + I spent our Sunday compiling and completing a star wars hot girl bracket and the key takeaway is that everyone should have lekku

testing the limits of my digestive strength by continuing to use a yuzu hot sauce that's over a year expired because it's the best one with grits

i had a tequila slushie here's my hot take: if you habitually hang out in a discord vc you're not THAT much of an introvert

thinking again about my 21st birthday when we went to a rooftop bar in chelsea but i didn't know how to order a drink and the DJ asked everyone to follow him on instagram but his most recent post was a picture of his toddler who had pooped in the bathtub

normalize asking the next table over if they're going to eat those tater tots

man we're gonna have to figure out where to do our running once it gets hot which is a problem I never thought I'd have

(guy in the group chat who's only seen the center panel of Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights) hey guys do you want to get naked and sit in a sphere and eat berries out of a giant duck's mouth this weekend

yeah it's pretty good

i hate when you're watching a 90s movie and they introduce a male character and it's not matthew lillard

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am I in too deep or is this an actual banger

I'm an hour into critical role campaign 4 episode 1 and oh my god is it going to be this slow and serious the entire time bc this is miserable

playing to the meta for the monthly umamusume pvp has served me well but what if instead I poured sparks into gold ship until she could run mile races

i think whatever replaces Discord should let us move little avatars around. this has nothing to do with my "bring physicality to social media" agenda i just think it'd be a good rational sensible thing to have. oh yeah and give them little pixel art outfits & items too (my breath gets heavier,)

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

finding the umamusume banner spending planner is the worst thing that's happened to me bc now i know that i can't pull for Mejiro Palmer or Fine Motion or i won't be able to afford some meta shit in August

i was about to say that fashion school beat this out of me but the more i think about it the more i do actually it's Harry Potter and this is accurate... idk how to explain it but there was a consistent art style across a lot of HP fanart and it IS still in there

i spent all evening doing lineart for a face (I will never be happy with an eye I draw) and showed Sandra the draft with the rest still just a sketch and she said "I love the sketchy style" now I'm like well

me meeting up with college cosplay friends

biscuits & gravy & 12 glasses of orange juice you heard me keep em coming

superman watching me set up my umamusume pull planner

"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born

you know when you're trying to talk to your wife but she keeps pixies where is my mind oooo ooohing at you 😑

sometimes i am charmed by local indie bands who are the same age as my dad when he was in a local indie band then sometimes i remember that's how old i am too. and i'm not in a band

lifehack if you never remember to withdraw your venmo balance, a lot of things are free

Christopher Nolan’s refusal to hire Vangelis as composer for The Odyssey demonstrates his complete contempt for Greek people and culture

taurus cup is going well btw :)

FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO VAGINA BONES

start small is right!! a few years ago I started doing a 3-minute sun salutation in the morning and it's shocking tbh how much of an impact just that has had on my back pain

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

[Calmly, to the television] I don't know who that Pokémon is.

boycotts work. anyone stating otherwise is spreading state & corp sanctioned propoganda

I love every car looking identical in a bigass parking lot I love just being lost in a concrete desert

im this guy. they're doing my voice