Good news. I have discovered my passion in life, and it’s making spinning 3d animated GIFs.

If small forces of bears can keep the perverts pinned down around Gifu City and Minokoma, the bears’ main mobile units can launch a flanking attack from the southwest and take control of the regional industrial and transport hub of Nagoya, leaving the perverts stranded with their supply lines cut.

fuck it I'm rolling for Agnes Digital

used tretonoin for the first time 20 minutes ago do I have glass skin yet

they used to ban toys that were like, a jar of magnetic metal balls cuz one dumbass kid ate one and died. now they have toys that automate the process of having a pedophile uncle

umamusume balance patch making it so you don't have to run every fuckin girlie as front runner for half the career has improved my quality of life tremendously

WOWWW thanks to the umamusume half anniversary events i have 3LB kitasan.... I'm a real gamer now.....

#3157 A helpful tutorial

my brain is fully rotten bc I keep all my meds in the same spot and I fished out the newest bottle and thought "Is this one the latest meta?"

The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason. Unprecedentedly corrupt.

this perfectly innocent reddit post fundamentally changed the vocabulary of my household. i cannot tell you how often we now say "ummm ops!"

what do you think would happen if I wore this at work

YAYYY NYC DIDN'T PUT US TO SHAME

Me traveling to foreign countries to experience new and wonderful things Me when said new things, by definition, do not exist in my hometown and I have to go back to a city without taquerías

fixed it

I know we all have a lot of other things to worry about right now but this is your PSA to get the latest covid booster & flu shot if you haven't already. It takes a couple weeks to build immunity and holidays will be here soon. (Stickers from my shop! shop.breelundberg.com/product/get-...)

unless you're really on top of tracking your ballot, I suggest you always put your phone number or email address on your ballet envelope!!! I've had to confirm my signature multiple times in the past!!! it's a very simple process to confirm and significantly better than your vote being discarded!!!

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

ironically if he makes even the most halfhearted attempt to prove her wrong - if he forces himself into the human experience for juuust long enough to post about it - her tweet will probably become the kindest thing anyone's done for him in years

cooked his ass

bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you

we should not be letting any company get away with blaming AI for their failures. I'm not even sure how we got to this point. people are like "it's just a tool" okay so is a forklift and we still hold somebody responsible when it goes wrong and hurts someone. this is YOUR AI!

a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,

I've been watching the NFL for at least 10 years and every week the refs enforce some sort of rule or penalty that I've never heard of in my life. half the time even the commentators are like "yeah idk what just happened"

it's too bad the steelers are canonically evil bc the current lineup has such jersey potential

no crossword puzzle justifies giving this publication your money

New awareness campaign

watching Dracula (1931) and it's amazing how they make no effort to pretend that every location and actor (except Bela Lugosi) is not American

oh sorry you're right I meant to write THE WORD I FUCKING WROTE

Sandra forcing herself through her self-imposed challenge to beat all of her Playstation games

very cute!! thank you so much :)

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

I bought a little pillow full of herbs that you can microwave and it holds heat really well and I've been using it for my freezing toes at night and my life has changed

my hair's gotten long so I was shaking my head to swish it around and then it reminded me of Yuna at the end of FFX and I got emo

wow shonen knife was soo cute but they sold out and added a second show and revealed that at the second show they just played Ramones covers and it's so funny how that's such an acceptable solution in Japan and such a terrible one in the US

what i was searching for / what AI thought i was searching for

the lion doesn't concern himself with credit scores

fun fact of the day: keiko the whale is in the 27 club

crossover of the century

omfg (critical role campaign 3 I'm very behind) I just got to the mighty nein crossover eps this is insane but I'm finally able to enjoy a campaign 2 throwback

I whaled umamusume for my birthday and got absolutely nothing so now I'm $50 poorer and infuriatingly close to being able to buy Maruzensky with points but like. not acceptably close

We should have far less “smart” things because most everything about them almost always winds up being way more stupid than not.

In social movement studies, we talk about how marches and protests expand the threshold of acceptable risk so that people take more and bigger social risks IN PUBLIC, EN MASSE. This is extremely important for the bourgeois white folks holding signs and building social rapport.

I've been cynical about the actual impact of peaceful protests like No Kings but lately I've seen some really good points about the importance of normalizing mobilization. like even if nothing tangible is coming out of it, active resistance becoming mainstream is really important

couldn’t be more representative of the current media landscape that the video trump posted of him dumping his own shit on people “appeared to be” ai generated. we have to hear out both sides of this, it could be real, who’s to say

shouldn't have smoked that shit now my sleep paralysis demon is japanese ps1 thomas the tank engine

someone on the Texans ripped the helmet off of one of the Seahawks and started trying to hit him so hard that a ref had to lay his body across the Seahawks player to protect him and all that came out of it was a holding call???? I'm sorry the calls tonight are cap

watching Mexico City travel vlogs and this chick just described her friend journaling as "vlogging in scrapbook form"