My "I may leave with no harm to those who have trusted me" t-shirt seems to be raising some questions already answered by the shirt. This guy rules already.

At dinner with my mom, brother and 7-year-old nephew. Nephew says "my cousin's school looks like a jail." I almost tried to make a Focault joke there. If I had, my family would have been honor-bound to set me adrift on an ice floe.

The dilemma of Tuvix is not "how do you save Tuvok and Neelix without killing Tuvix." It is "how do I kill Tuvix without saving Neelix."

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Saw someone wearing a hoodie with this on the back, which is bad enough. But the front said "Gen X, est. 1981" and it was hard for me not to break the news to him that he's a millennial.

I’m madder at the DNC and the Harris campaign for bungling the campaign than I am at people who didn’t vote FOR THE SAME REASON THAT I’m madder at the government for an insufficient public health response to the COVID-19 pandemic than I am at individuals for going to restaurants and not masking.

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

Tony Blair just endangered the International Space Station

Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"

As a forever GM, this tracks with how I feel about the subject. But it hasn't been until the last ~10 years that I've felt games which parts of that burden were best to shift onto players.

It is really stupid what the moderation team here labels as "adult content."

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"we do need to defund the police, but we need to call it something else" - is that exchange on offer from any politician? think it out, really. "you need to call it something else." if we call it something else, are you still going to reduce the police budget? "ohhhhhh fuck no. they'd kill me"

Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time". My loved ones: no it's not.

There’s an entire parallel bizarro Bluesky made up entirely of 2017’s top resistance grifters that and possible to be entirely unaware of its existence.

Tapping the sign. Part of the reason for the GenAI explosion is the pump-and-dump nature of tech finance, part of it is big companies who don’t want to be left behind if it turns out to be as big as the hype. But part of it is that too many people consume huge amounts of slop content anyway.

"Fursona non grata" I don't know what to do with this phrase, but maybe someone has a use for it

* Chekhov voice * seminal wesecles

i would also point out that railroads have their own police forces (not security guards, actual sworn police officers with badges and guns who can kill people and shit) and if they actually thought it was worth it to stop freight theft, they could do so

i feel like this problem could be avoided if the railroads didn't have a business model that required 200-car, 2.5-mile-long trains full of imported TVs and washing machines to idle in unsecured sidings for hours on end while waiting for other traffic to clear

Gary Cohen wasn't sold on how the Cubs and Matt Shaw handled his absence to attend Charlie Kirk's memorial. "I don't want to talk about any of the politics of it, but the thought of leaving your team in the middle of a race for any reason other than a family emergency, really strikes me as weird."

Absolute Truth

ME: I'd love it if you could focus on our shared admiration of the podracer Sebulba and not the Emperor's role in orchestrating Order 66. ISAAC CHOTINER: of course.

I saw GWAR with friends last weekend and when they started by decapitating Elon Musk and killing Trump we joked about whether we thought conservatives would try to cancel GWAR and how long we thought it would take them to find the performance. Turns out the answer was "yes, and three days."

Pulled pork implies the existence of pushed pork

remember when he went on the roof

If they were capable of doing this, they wouldn't be Disney adults in the first place

since there's a new Paul Thomas Anderson movie coming out and a new Tim Robinson tv show coming out, i feel compelled to post what i believe to be a *perfect* take:

Concept: adult baby red diaper lover

i dont believe the tyler robinson text messages that were released are fake, sorry

One oddity surrounding the claim that these logs are fabricated by the state that I haven’t seen discussed is that Ken Klippenstein had access to Robinson’s chat logs in a discord server where he ALSO admitted to doing it there. Is Ken also a fed? Is the discord account hacked by feds??

Charlie Kirk was able to blame "Jewish dollars" for funding "cultural Marxist ideas" and still be celebrated as a hero by the Israeli right because they largely agree with the critique of the rootless diaspora Jew.

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Bruh

imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means

Who wore it best

Dr. Seward describes RFK Jr.

to anyone who plans to sign up their name, I just want you to know that I’m the wallet inspector and I demand to see your wallet

Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.

Happy birthday Gannon!

Crazy new restaurant in town that serves muppets. You pick out a muppet and they butcher it right there. Its fucked up. Some of them talk. Huge portions and very reasonable prices tho.

Healing factor helps with chafing.

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

You might ask when you see a detail like this, "why is there a key inside the skull?" The two genres of dungeon games are the ones that answer with "shut up," and the ones that answer with the most insane series of events imaginable, which the players are almost never going to learn. Both are fine

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

So we've gone from the shooter was trans to the shooter's bullets were trans to the shooter's roommate was trans to the shooter listened to a musical artist that sometimes mentions trans people

@ Brandon Johnson