Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce" Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI

This ain't my first gay rodeo

...whereas having one that aligns 100% with MY opinions is house common sense

Maybe turn card payments back on for my game if you care about creators so much, itch

ACAB includes police

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen They Might Be Giants They Might Be Giants They Might Be Giants They Might Be Giants They Might Be Giants

It would be great if the Tumblers were an honorary responsibility of the Illinois Secretary of State. I want to see the Alexi Giannoulias Tumblers

thinking of her today

Societal atomisation being expressed in a boom of solo games, as well capitalist realism translating into the inescapability of Gygaxian Fantasy, which now dominated big publishing (WOTC, Darrington, MCDM) as well as Indies via the OSR. It's great to be a designer, but it's awful to do so...

You good, @drivethrurpg.com?

Every spec fic take on the British: oh they all want to run about looking like medieval knights Me: nonsense Actual British futurism:

Picturing this guy's now on the run from the same feds who hunted down Alf

I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

Man, everyone in Dracula really guzzled the Dumb Bitch Juice as soon as Lucy died, didn't they?

I'm a little nephrospicy (it burns when I pee)

What are the best current smartphone options for AI haters?

Fuck. One of the greatest to ever do it. www.cnn.com/2025/11/24/e...

You Can't Hoverboard on Water, Charlie Brown Unless You Got Power, Charlie Brown

[leonard cohen hallelujah voice] cowabunga

You cry out in your sleep All my failings exposed There's a taste in my mouth As desperation takes hold Is it something so good Just can't function no more?

I'm hearing that Trump has removed his trademark suit and replaced it with a simple proletarian jumpsuit and has declared that every state must immediately convene a worker's soviet.

I'm not sure the word "Antifa" means anything anymore

This and their test videos of Christmas trees exploding are among my favorite holiday traditions

Surely not

I'm still waiting on an answer...

Good to know:

Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”

Y'know what else they did to the Romanovs?

Pronouncing "Lunchables" like "Les Miserables"

[sinking in quicksand] me: oh no wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help me: ok [mambo no. 5 starts to play] me: OH NO

remember back when Cuomo's career collapsed the first time, and it came out that TimesUp, the leading organization behind MeToo, had been serving as a catch-and-kill operation for the Dems safely burying all the stories of Cuomo molesting staffers, for the sake of the Party

My man's going through it

Google is getting dumber even without AI

Lusonarrative dissonance

Bring back Curb Your Enthusiasm so we can get the episode where Larry David's Epstein emails get leaked.

Can attest

During one of the biggest marketing pushes I've ever had, itch has decided to not let people purchase my game. I will likely hand out plenty of business cards at PAX U. And people can't buy my game. This is extremely frustrating and disheartening.

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

Room for the Jewish Space Lasers lady but Chuck Schumer wouldn’t endorse Mamdani

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

Wait… there are noises?

they put me in bluesky jail and jay graber came into my cell at shift change and tried to hang me

I officially started using the Proton suite of Stuff last night. I'm liking it so far, but the handful of actually good features Google still has are calling to me *strongly*

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

never logging off this torment nexus

Excuse me?!

I come up with some very normie ideas when I'm high, huh