This is the only platform that the people with whom I live are not on, so I can be candid when I say “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Are you fucking kidding me?! Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!”

Also, remember when they said Rebel Moon was watched more on streaming than Barbie. Lesson of the day: The Cult doesn't know shit about popularity outside of their echo chamber and never have

If you ever feel delusional, just remember The Cult was convinced for months that Superman flopped and the WB buyout meant the return of the Snyderverse, only for it come out the two biggest bidders were more interested in continuing Gunn's DCU instead because its been successful. Womp womp

I wrote 5k+ words about this silly Satanic Panic D&D Tom Hanks movie even though to earn my pay I only had to write about 25% that much. It's a good'n! My column, not the flick. If you like my stuff you'll like it, it's stuff, that tracks.

that's just whiskey

Reading an issue of Legion of Super-Heroes Secret Files for the Legion of Substitute Podcasters podcast, and there is a hell of a Legion double page poster spread of the Reboot Legion in the back by @philjimeneznyc.bsky.social And I had to share it. #longlivethelegion #legionofsuperheroes

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

"Zoidberg, you're an inhuman monster!" "What are you, my driver's license?"

honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

So can I!

Darth Vader has assured Lando Calrissian that Princess Liea and Chewbacca will be left under his supervision in Cloud City and that's good enough for Chuck Schumer.

There’s gonna be halal carts on every corner in NYC now! Oh, wait a minute. Never mind.

Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.

Xenovember day 8! I’d always wanted to do something along the lines of the classic Kelley Jones cover to Aliens: Hive #4, and the nature of the (unpublished) Colonial Marines comics was a perfect opportunity to try that. Colours by @simongough2099.bsky.social www.instagram.com/p/DQ0gLIvkgv...

@bishonentype.bsky.social checking out your occult episode! Way cool!

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

Once more, for old times’ sake

They're also ignoring the spike in Islamophobic incidents. It's like an Ouroboros of hate.

lol

I’ve noticed three of my evil apps have asked for new rights to my data today and furthermore are not working lol

Can we please help my friend a little?

NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.

"I didn't just sleep with your wife, quantum mechanics means I've slept with your wife a million times" is probably not the best way to de-escalate that situation 😆 #FrightClub #Coherence

Please help these wonderful people stay housed. #MutualAid

Dear BlueSky, I've got my hat in my hand. If I can't find $900 tonight, then my wife and I are off the couch we've been lucky enough to crash on - and with a busted car, options are limited. I'm doing paid work, but time and grace have run out. If anyone can help, please do! #mutualaid

I know it’s getting late but if we can have this moving before morning I’d appreciate it

I know somebody’s holding out until the 11th hour to make me squirm… it’s working. Pledge now!

Only 20 hours left!!

I met him, 15 years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this 6 year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes.

We've hit the point where a lot of our dystopian sci fi now feels hopelessly optimistic

Imagine if all the people (who are able) who clicked follow because they think I have something worthwhile to say, preordered the book of my words (and some fantastic award winning writers) Just imagine

I’m so grateful to our backers and their support of all the writers and artists involved with the anthology. Thank you.

Still the coolest commission I’ve ever received. @annijyn.com remains the queen of badassery

You're going to tell me that roughly 24,000 of you BSky users follow Liz, but that only about 100 of you are interested in her latest work, or can even spare a dollar to get cool stories AND support her project? That seems a little weird, and YOU can easily prove me wrong, person reading this!

I’m serious. Get the digital package and get both collections AND the first ALICE comic!

there's a difference between "just let them do it" aimed at defunding social welfare and "step the fuck up and do what Jesus told you to do" aimed churches full of the people who argued for it anyways. it's actually a pretty clear difference and i think it's fair to point out christian hypocrisy.

Ok in fairness to the media, "Man has extremely normal life experience, yet wants to become mayor of New York City, a job fit only for madmen and sex offenders" kinda is a story

Dry milk, pop top canned fruits/ veggies, instant stuffing, hearty staples, just add water bread mixes, mug brownies, the list is endless & doesn’t need to include blue box (useless without butter/milk) or the noodles from the back of your pantry… donate stuff you actually like.

Someone give Kat some work.

“Oh, I get it now. You don’t care about our friendship. You’re just using me for my tabletop gaming expertise, like every other beautiful woman in my life!” #TTRPG

This would be the Ork’s Waaagh!

currently watching the Allison Brie / Dave Franco movie 'Together' and i really think most of Dave's scenes could be improved by a little monologue where he says, "Just to remind everyone, I'm not James Franco. I'm Dave. We're separate people. It's OK to like my work after, you know..."

6 days left to preorder your books and goodies, with digital versions available as soon as November! kck.st/3Wf91I2

If you’re new here, welcome! (Welcome even if you’re not new, I love you.) I’m Liz, comic book writer/creator, anthologist, & erotic horror/horror fiction author. You can find me on Kickstarter & at patreon.com/seransdell BACK THE ANTHOLOGY TODAY! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sha...

btw, this ends on my birthday. It would make my birthday terrible if they don't meet their goal