Gonna be tough to not skip ahead to the next episode of #CastleRock #FrightClub! Fun times with you all. Have a great night!

Researching with Microfiche!! Ironically it is probably faster and better to find something with microfiche than trying to use the search engine slop we have today. #FrightClub #CastleRock

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Prior to every kid in a horror movie being a computer genius, every kid in a horror movie was an expert in Morse Code or some other random skill because "Merit Badge". #hyrcrew

If a girl can give a TedTalk on how to use a straight razor, best to just remain friends. #hyrcrew

Trying to direct Maximum Overdrive was the height of Stephen King's hubris. He also basically admitted that "Cocaine" should have had a co-directing credit.😂. Still love it though! #hyrcrew

The true horror of this movie is watching someone try to make a getaway in a Bronco 2.😂 And now it's upside down, the way nature intended.👍 #FrightClub #Wishmaster4

Why exactly are Sam and Lisa still together? They clearly don't like each other any more. I kind of got it when he couldn't walk and they were broke, but now he can walk and there's a settlement. They could just go their separate ways. #FrightClub #Wishmaster4

It's starting to feel more like a soap opera than a horror movie. I wish they all would stop talking about their relationships. #FrightClub #Wishmaster4

A lawyer who doesnt take any fee on a $10M settlement? Major Red Flag Girl!🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 #FrightClub #Wishmaster4

Age Verification? My first car had a manual choke.

Goodnight #FrightClub. Unfortunately I'm just not into this movie.😭 I'll catch up with you on Wednesday! #Climax

I would love to experience the joy of dance again, but unfortunately there is a permanent restraining order against it. #FrightClub #Climax

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A psycho, a philanderer, and a priest go into the house. #DontGoIntoTheHouse #FrightClub

Not all heros wear capes, some drive wood paneled station wagons! Also, Bobby is apparently swinging back towards "Good". #FrightClub #DontGoInTheHouse

"This is Farrah and Karen."😆 This movie is peak 1979! He might as well drive a black Trans Am and/or a Semi. #FrightClub #DontGoInTheHouse

Donnie seemed happier when he had disco in his life. As do we all... #FrightClub #DontGoInTheHouse

"I'll get you Donald". That's the scariest thing she could come up with? #WeakGhost #FrightClub #DontGoInTheHouse

The Mustang 2 will never run out ways to get people killed. #FrightClub #DontGoInTheHouse

What the fuck? She just went in the house!!! This movie has given exactly one instruction: Don't Go In The House. She's definitely dead soon, and it'll be her fault. #FrightClub #DontGoInTheHouse

This movie took a funky turn!🪩🕺 #FrightClub #DontGoInTheHouse

Ever since I complained about the sportsbook ads, I haven't had a single one. Which does not make me think that corporate America is reading my posts at all... #PurelyCoincidence #FrightClub

Dick Tracy has looked better... #FrightClub #DeathName

So it appears that she and her roommate are the only people in this entire dorm. Seems kind of lonely... #FrightClub #DeathName

This is starting to feel like an after school special about the dangers of a sort-of-creepy boyfriend. #FrightClub #DeathName

Another block of sports book ads for me. Either it's SuperBowl weekend or Tubi really, really thinks I'm a gambling addict. Possibly both. #FrightClub #DeathName

No way she just rolls into this bar and gets served a whiskey without getting carded. She looks like she's 16. #FrightClub #DeathName

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"I've seen a lot of pink elephants in my time." When did this become a thing? And when did it stop? I've never heard of anyone seeing pink elephants in the real world, just movies. If anyone has actually experienced this and wants to talk. Let me know. #FrightClub #Tormented

"It's gin, you know, alcohol, like they use in hospitals" #FrightClub

If a child is suggesting that a fiancé did "something really bad" at the wedding. Please listen. #FrightClub #Tormented

"Look dad all I want is the bread." #FrightClub #Tormented

Dammit! I have "No Ads Prime"* and they gave me ads. There is no reason for this on a movie this old. I'm letting them have it!** *According to the terms of service, "No Ads" actually means "Somewhat Less Ads" ** I will do nothing #Frightclub #Tormented

"Give this to the guy in the tan jacket at end of the bar". Literally the loudest way to announce you're sending the guy a secret message. #FrightClub #CastleRock

I always dig it when someone you don't expect recites a completely devastating or illuminating bible verse. #FrightClub #CastleRock

Buenos Noches #FrightClub (Good Night)

Wait, they shut the school down for 2 cases of chicken pox?? Our schools didn't shut down for chicken pox, in fact there were chicken pox parties where parents would intentionally expose their kids If they weren't catching it fast enough at school. Different times man... #FrightClub

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Kids frozen, staring at the walls, small piles of bones. This movie just went full Blair Witch! #FrightClub #HereComesTheDevil

If I had a nickel for every movie I've seen TODAY that had "first period" as a plot point, I'd have two nickels. Which is way more nickels than I usually get. 😂 #FrightClub #HereComesTheDevil

Wow, convenience store guy was a wealth of information that would have been useful a few hours ago. #FrightClub #HereComesTheDevil

That movie was 20 pounds of tropes shoved into a 10 pound bag. I feel like I could write a thesis about it.😆 Goodnight #FrightClub #TheHunters

Silent Night was a choice here. Not a good choice, but a choice nonetheless. #FrightClub #TheHunters

I am in no condition to deal with the detective switching languages between sentences. This annoying stuff is starting to feel intentional. #FrightClub #TheHunter

It's a Horror, Spy, Cop, Hallmark Movie! This movie needs to figure out what it wants to be when it grows up.😂 #FrightClub #TheHunters

She put a little too much emphasis on "with a boy" when she said she "had her first kiss with a boy". 😉 I think I'm bored. #FrightClub #TheHunters

Ok for example, I thought we were in real time, but the gorgeous girl just stopped and introduced herself while running so I know it's a hallucination. #FrightClub #TheHunter

i don't know where this is going but after that door slam in the face, I hope at some point Beth ditches the husband. By any means necessary.🗡️ #TeamBeth #FrightClub #TheHunters

We are mixing real time, flashbacks, and hallucinations a little too liberally here. I'm begging, pick lane for awhile. #FrightClub #TheHunters