New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.

ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.

I feel pretty misunderstood by people living in rural areas, and yet mysteriously, this isn’t considered a problem. I’m sick of putting up with this idiotic display of obeisance to chucklefucks simply because they live in rural areas.

ICE keeps saying the people protesting it are being paid without any evidence, but we have receipts showing that the people *defending* ICE are absolutely being paid. And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.

Elected officials have to stop posting like bystanders who have no power.

This used to be a Dunkin Donuts parking lot and drive thru. A better world is possible.

was thinking about this post today as I was smushed in the corner of an elevator with 10 little baby finance bros. better believe I would have taken a different one if I had the option

wow do I hate the polymarket shit on the golden globes

once again out here disagreeing with my nemesis. girl, what???

Re-upping this in light of JD Vance's latest comments.

The only time people on TV can imagine a vehicle being dangerous is if it’s in the vicinity of a cop. Every cycle commuter has been closer to death by vehicle that that border patrol murderer

It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.

I once broke my foot in my sleep. literally went to bed fine and woke up unable to walk

welp, looks like my GI is no longer in network because of the dumb split between Anthem & Mt Sinai cool cool cool :this is fine gif:

currently waiting to find out if I'll still be able to see the GI I've gone to for nearly a decade for my chronic stomach shit 🫠😵‍💫🤬

the socialist hellscape begins

it's difficult to articulate just how devastated I am to have missed phish doing an ice cream gag

It’s almost time to say farewell to the MetroCard and to 2025. But where do you go when the swipes go out? Tap and ride on your way to the Garden for Phish’s annual NYE run and listen up for Trey’s announcements in the subway system on your way there!

Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...

i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration IG roodabeguh

But for real tho, I’d watch a whole home interiors show about #HeatedRivalry. I mean, the kitchens ALONE.

I want bicycle infrastructure that’s safe enough to do this

during the time Other Naomi was a visiting prof at Stony Brook she emailed me an op-ed someone else wrote from her .edu address I sent a very nice reply offering to forward any future emails her way I also included the op-ed, which my friend and I had red lined to death never heard back

*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED

if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade

I don’t require sports accuracy but I do expect hot men looking accurately hot accuracy

I know this is deeply pedantic and irrational and that shooting schedules for TV are tricky, but surely there must have been a way to coordinate the three short (definitely-not-the-Stanley) Cup victory scenes in Heated Rivalry so that the boys could accurately have scruffy playoff beards

I will just never understand the mindset of someone who exchanges several messages and schedules a time to pick up a piece of furniture and only when I check in to make sure they're still coming does it occur to them to measure to see if the item will fit (it will not)

a delightful thing about my new apartment is that there's actually a good window spot for my menorah!! all my windows face the back of the building, so only the people in the house behind me can see it, but still i was very excited last night to finally put it in the window where it belongs!

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

Annual reminder: Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders. Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.

This is one reason among many why I've tried to structure my life around almost never having to get in a car.

I’ve drawn all 50 states 1/50

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.

Here he is taking the photo.

this is very funny from a brand who pretty famously cares about brand safety

What's ominous is all of the trusted women of color who know a lot about AI are saying that a crash is on the way and the white guys are pretending they are taking it to the moon. This means that a crash is definitely on its way.

we sure this guy isn't actually @joshgondelman.bsky.social

hello internet. what do 14 & 16 year old boys want for hanukkah?

of all the debates i got in over t-giving, my one success was convincing my sis-in-law that there is value in college beyond career training. she hadn't considered that learning to think critically and to interact with a diverse population were things learned in school and useful in life

hello internet. what do 14 & 16 year old boys want for hanukkah?

Remarkable.

gotta be honest with you all, Seasonal Minion Fire Hydrant is carrying my mental health on its back.

"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common "I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you

Know your rights. Protect your neighbors. New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

i will not get in a fight with the neighborhood FB cranks about parking...i will not get in a fight with the neighborhood FB cranks about parking...i will not get in a fight with the neighborhood FB cranks about parking...i will not get in a fight with the neighborhood FB cranks about parking...i wi

"When you’re going to a concert or a sporting event, you’re worried about one thing: Will the stadium have an endless parking lot packed with thousands and thousands of cars, making entry and exit a living nightmare?" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/don...