Spent years building up a big following on Twitter, essential for publicising my aviation blog, which I live from. Desperate to leave it & publicise on nicer platforms, but I have too few follows. If you want to help me escape, do give this a share. Much obliged. My blog here: hushkit.substack.com

Not the sanest way to spend a heatwave, but things now Have Homes.

Hey you in London 👉

15 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding.

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Friday! New CEEFAUX! Exclamation marks!

HOLY SHIT

Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles episodes have taken a bit of a wild turn

Signed.

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Reposting this just in case it’s of interest to anyone…

I never got this book at my school…

Bored? Why not get rid of an old loyalty card in your wallet by planting an 'inciting incident' somewhere in the wild

Youtube thumbnails from ancient times

I've just had an amazing idea

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

Posting kittens, purely to cleanse some timelines

When I said 'Kemi Badenoch is so partisan, under her the Tories would oppose puppies and kittens if Labour said something nice about them', I didn't mean it literally.

What an unusual time to schedule this one. Or is it?

Kittens. So smooth-brained and fiendishly intelligent at the same time…

On this day 2016: the wedding of Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch

Dramatist, critic & Nobel Prize winner George Bernard Shaw (pic) wrote the following words in Man & Superman (1905): “Old men are dangerous: it doesn’t matter to them what is going to happen to the world.” His words were wise then & it’s very clear that they’re even wiser now.

You live in a time when you can see on your phone high-res photos taken over the weekend by a nuclear-powered rover on Mars.

This morning Abby decided to play silly buggers.

While at a conference, the woman sitting next to me suddenly slumped forward in a faint. Trying to help, I held her head down by pressing down on her shoulders. It turned out she had not fainted but had only been trying to retrieve her bag off the floor. I left early.

This day, five years ago. RIP the Perseverance Skycrane, giving us one of the most badass sci-fi-like photos in space exploration history.

I absolutely adore this drawing. It really does sum up FORG

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I honestly think this is a very strong contender for the best song ever written. Stone cold classic. youtu.be/U_9M6kRfJes?...

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Spoilers

Oooh matron

An expression from Puerta Rican slang that describes someone who looks anxious or nervous is como cocodrilo en fábrica de carteras. It means “like a crocodile in a wallet factory.”

Remember, friends: fascists getting hurt is not a cause for hilarity, especially not whe– BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A Nazi (2026)

A list of my favourite names for gritters / salt-spreaders… • David Plowie • Skid Vicious • Humphrey Snowcart • Nicole Saltslinger • Creedence Clear-Road Survival • Spreddie Mercury • I Want to Break Freeze • A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon • Thaw and Order • Gritter Thunberg • Snow-be-gone Kenobi

Edinburgh has this gem:

Cartoon. #Cartoon

If he carries on like this it's going to make the FIFA Peace Prize look ridiculous

Bloody hell, this kitten is a little cutie patootie

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