Dave Williams
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The human embodiment of the phrase “if I must”
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Sex Tips Bot
2 days ago
Still working on this important technology. Tell your friends
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Mike Ginn
12 days ago
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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fesshole 🧻
14 days ago
I once shouted out of my car window "Haha! You life is over!" to what I thought was a wedding outside of a church. I was then smacked by my girlfriend saying "What did you say that for?". It was a funeral. Walton in Essex. Must have been around 2008.
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Alasdair Beckett-King
14 days ago
Saxon monarchs always sound so delicious. King Egbred. Prince Hamwig. Queen Sexburga.
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Miami DSA
23 days ago
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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jason grinblat
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Kieron Gillen
about 1 month ago
Disturbing to hear the scientist has rejected all criticism of genetically engineering ducks to have twice as thick layers of under-feathers. They doubled down.
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CEEFAUX
about 1 month ago
One for the kids
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Dave Bulmer
3 months ago
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
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Moose Allain
2 months ago
Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
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Some good news amidst all the darkness
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about 2 months ago
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CEEFAUX
about 2 months ago
#strictly
#verystrictly
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Peter Chilvers
2 months ago
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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Paul Byrne
2 months ago
Sunrise in Jezero Crater, Mars, 4 September, 2022.
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Adam Sharp
2 months ago
They should do a Colombian remake of Scooby Doo where the gang brings Pablo Escobar to justice and he says "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids"
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🎵 Harv the Herald Angels 🎵
3 months ago
Call me a prude if you want to, but I do think it's really weird to use your conference speech to list your favourite wanking euphemisms
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John Bull
3 months ago
Just gonna leave this here
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I doubt this is actually true, but I really hope it is because the idea makes me chuckle
5 months ago
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Robert Saunders
5 months ago
Catastrophic subtitling on the 1941 movie "Love on the Dole". (It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)
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Paul [Atreides] Wood
5 months ago
I am THIS old
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Smooth Dunk
about 1 year ago
Sonic the Hedgehog gets his appendix out
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Golden State Worrier
5 months ago
Is that the hieroglyph for Divorce
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John Bull
5 months ago
"Scrooge!" Marley wailed, "three spirits will manifest before you on this night." "One of them will be Greg Wallace wearing a sock over his cock." Marley continued, apologetically. "He says it's an autism thing." "That sounds..." Scrooge began. "Yes, it's absolute nonsense." Marley agreed.
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Dreadnought Holiday
6 months ago
Hear me out here: pangolins are nothing more than the Clangers' warrior caste...
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So far, so farcical
#austriangp
6 months ago
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An actual shower of shite. I’ve not done any matching drill for thirty years, but I’d bet the house on my being better than this shambling mob…
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6 months ago
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Well, quite.
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7 months ago
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Ed Morrish
7 months ago
starting a “barely legal” onlyfans which is just videos of cars doing 29.9mph in a built-up area
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christhebarker
7 months ago
It was right there…
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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@rogger.bsky.social
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7 months ago
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
8 months ago
JK Rowling has gotten a lot of hate lately, but I think we can give her even more
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Saganism
8 months ago
It would be very healthy for human species, If there is less Discouragement.
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I’m not classically educated, but I know a trap when I see one.
8 months ago
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Spotted this delightful fellow on yesterday’s walk. Doesn’t it just make you smile?
8 months ago
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What a ridiculous creature.
8 months ago
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Isn’t the universe just fucking AMAZING?!
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9 months ago
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Frank Sauer
9 months ago
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Wow. How beautiful is this?
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9 months ago
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@bringitonskippy.bsky.social
@adelepascale.bsky.social
Is this your sanderling?
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9 months ago
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Please. Credit to
@sliceofmallow.bsky.social
9 months ago
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Emily McGovern
9 months ago
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The Ghost of Future Xmas Past💙💛
9 months ago
Anyways...
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Jacob Sager Weinstein
9 months ago
In honor of the Ides of March, I bought three Caesar salads, but I only et tu.
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Poor old space Karen. 😂😂
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9 months ago
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The thing you don’t expect when starting a new job is to have *too many* ideas. Goes to show how little my brain was being used at my last gig, I suppose.
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CEEFAUX
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Randall Munroe
10 months ago
Hardwood
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