Dave Williams
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The human embodiment of the phrase “if I must”
I absolutely adore this drawing. It really does sum up FORG
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CEEFAUX
2 days ago
VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two fave
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I honestly think this is a very strong contender for the best song ever written. Stone cold classic.
youtu.be/U_9M6kRfJes?...
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The Isley Brothers This Old Heart Of Mine
YouTube video by patricia du prée
https://youtu.be/U_9M6kRfJes?si=SRlghZABIDRXGdcf
5 days ago
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CEEFAUX
8 days ago
VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave
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CEEFAUX
15 days ago
Spoilers
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Paul Litchfield
20 days ago
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John Bull
20 days ago
Oooh matron
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Adam Sharp
20 days ago
An expression from Puerta Rican slang that describes someone who looks anxious or nervous is como cocodrilo en fábrica de carteras. It means “like a crocodile in a wallet factory.”
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CEEFAUX
21 days ago
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Coates is Odd This Day
29 days ago
Remember, friends: fascists getting hurt is not a cause for hilarity, especially not whe– BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Smooth Dunk
about 1 month ago
A Nazi (2026)
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Adam Sharp
about 1 month ago
A list of my favourite names for gritters / salt-spreaders… • David Plowie • Skid Vicious • Humphrey Snowcart • Nicole Saltslinger • Creedence Clear-Road Survival • Spreddie Mercury • I Want to Break Freeze • A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon • Thaw and Order • Gritter Thunberg • Snow-be-gone Kenobi
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Andy Mawby
about 1 month ago
Edinburgh has this gem:
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about 1 month ago
Cartoon.
#Cartoon
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Dreadnought Holiday
about 2 months ago
If he carries on like this it's going to make the FIFA Peace Prize look ridiculous
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CEEFAUX
about 2 months ago
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Bloody hell, this kitten is a little cutie patootie
about 2 months ago
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Sex Tips Bot
2 months ago
Still working on this important technology. Tell your friends
@sextipsbot.bsky.social
will launch SOON.
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Mike Ginn
2 months ago
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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fesshole 🧻
2 months ago
I once shouted out of my car window "Haha! You life is over!" to what I thought was a wedding outside of a church. I was then smacked by my girlfriend saying "What did you say that for?". It was a funeral. Walton in Essex. Must have been around 2008.
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Alasdair Beckett-King
2 months ago
Saxon monarchs always sound so delicious. King Egbred. Prince Hamwig. Queen Sexburga.
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Miami DSA
3 months ago
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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jason grinblat
3 months ago
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Kieron Gillen
3 months ago
Disturbing to hear the scientist has rejected all criticism of genetically engineering ducks to have twice as thick layers of under-feathers. They doubled down.
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CEEFAUX
3 months ago
One for the kids
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Dave Bulmer
5 months ago
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
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Moose Allain
4 months ago
Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
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Some good news amidst all the darkness
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4 months ago
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CEEFAUX
4 months ago
#strictly
#verystrictly
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Peter Chilvers
4 months ago
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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Paul Byrne
4 months ago
Sunrise in Jezero Crater, Mars, 4 September, 2022.
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Adam Sharp
4 months ago
They should do a Colombian remake of Scooby Doo where the gang brings Pablo Escobar to justice and he says "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids"
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Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)
5 months ago
Call me a prude if you want to, but I do think it's really weird to use your conference speech to list your favourite wanking euphemisms
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John Bull
5 months ago
Just gonna leave this here
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I doubt this is actually true, but I really hope it is because the idea makes me chuckle
7 months ago
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Robert Saunders
7 months ago
Catastrophic subtitling on the 1941 movie "Love on the Dole". (It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)
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Paul [Atreides] Wood
7 months ago
I am THIS old
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Smooth Dunk
over 1 year ago
Sonic the Hedgehog gets his appendix out
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Golden State Worrier
7 months ago
Is that the hieroglyph for Divorce
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John Bull
7 months ago
"Scrooge!" Marley wailed, "three spirits will manifest before you on this night." "One of them will be Greg Wallace wearing a sock over his cock." Marley continued, apologetically. "He says it's an autism thing." "That sounds..." Scrooge began. "Yes, it's absolute nonsense." Marley agreed.
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Dreadnought Holiday
8 months ago
Hear me out here: pangolins are nothing more than the Clangers' warrior caste...
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So far, so farcical
#austriangp
8 months ago
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An actual shower of shite. I’ve not done any matching drill for thirty years, but I’d bet the house on my being better than this shambling mob…
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8 months ago
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Well, quite.
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9 months ago
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Ed Morrish
9 months ago
starting a “barely legal” onlyfans which is just videos of cars doing 29.9mph in a built-up area
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christhebarker
9 months ago
It was right there…
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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@rogger.bsky.social
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10 months ago
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
10 months ago
JK Rowling has gotten a lot of hate lately, but I think we can give her even more
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