Of course I know Wario is evil but I always pick him because I’m able to separate the kart from the kartist

Misandry doesn't exist

“Guys were getting a growing body of evidence that a lot of life is actually sentient” “Shitshitshitshitshit time to change the definition of sentient “

Original dub indeed! But more compressed, so your Jill sandwich is toasted cause it's so crunchy

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With apologies to Castle Super Beast Cast. @wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social

Maybe I’m being more unforgiving than is strictly necessary, but after years of fake controversies manufactured by losers inventing fake critics and their criticisms to be mad at (see Stellar Blade, most recently) I find myself with very little patience for this sort of stuff

i often think about this review

Star Wars is doing so bad it killed Destiny

me, whispering: this is an art direction problem, not a technology one

I think what I hate most about modern life is how much of it is just defending yourself from shitty people. Spam texts, phishing attempts, phone scams, fake invoices, subscriptions hoping you forget. It’s not even the normal responsibilities. It’s the constant fucking low-grade predation.

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

White, Blue, Black, Red, Green, and Colorless. (cue the "Genderless is not a Gender" comments)

“This game was targeted for harassment because it involved this person, or that person” No. Any game release that achieves any broad level of attention now will attract reactionary commentators and their harassment, because generating hatred is how they make their money. It’ll never be enough.

Slay the Spire was woke the whole time? Hello?

America didn’t turn shitty because he became President. He became President because America was already this shitty. That’s the uncomfortable truth that nobody wants to admit.

What’s fun about both Fetterman and Bill Maher is that they vacillate between two modes: one of them is finding war and death and mockery and humiliation hilarious and the other mode is them going “why are you so cruel to me? Why can you not find decency in your heart towards me?”

He gonna get his driving license before you now.

Slightly increase a band The great apes

Enjoy my art.

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

It is not controversial to say that a body largely appointed by the insurrectionist criminal president that consistently overturns or ignores precedent to rule in his favor in ways that harm democracy is not a serious institution anyone should hold a shred of respect for.

The way centrists have rehabilitated Bush and are currently rehabilitating Cheney is *exactly* how they will be treating Trump in a decade.

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

star fox is samsara and unless fox mccloud lets go of his worldly attachments (his place in the melee tier list) he will never attain the nature of buddha and leave the cycle (getting a third game)

The Slay the Spire 2 x Anita Sarkeesian discourse is perfect. Lost soldiers with marching orders from basement generals, first inspired by Epstein affiliates. "Saving" gaming by calling for an indie dev boycott, all for the crime of "tricking" them into enjoying something the Boogeyman helped make.

Elon shows that no amount of net worth can ever give you a sense of self worth.

Ezra Klein’s main contribution to American political discourse is to mislead his audience about prominent far right figures, sanitize and normalize them, tamping down opposition. Charlie Kirk did politics exactly right, be more like him. Elon Musk cares only about cars and space, admire him. Etc

Kids should be learning that AI output isn’t trustworthy, where it really comes from, and how it’s disrupting our ability to tell what’s real. They shouldn’t be learning that AI will make them more efficient or do their work for them because it can’t. That would be propaganda, not education

Alan Moore in the Observer Q&A today

With the reveal that post-Fox Tucker Carlson has 7.3k subscribers, reminder that *all* rightwing media is a miserable enormously unpopular and wildly unprofitable failure, only kept aloft via the largesse of a handful of billionaire pedophiles pumping them with endless amounts of cash.

This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.

With alt text, because the Butlerian will be accessible or not at all.

WATCH PAPRIKA

"When the Democrats return to power, they need to--" They won't. If they even return to power, they won't. Simple as. Take this shit to AO3

Look i know this is such a non-issue but i do still wish praxic blade has different holds for each form lol

Why Was I Invited To An Island Off The Coast of Costa Rica By A Genetics Company? (With apologies to Dan Olson)

Ran into some people on Reddit who are angry at games for making these statements. Please repost this to make them angrier

Man fuck the balance

demeter when her daughter goes missing

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

When I see someone getting unhinged about a tv show because it doesn’t match the show in their head