lol fuckin dumbass

I was hired to make a gag weapon commercial for the upcoming release of “Mouse P.I. For Hire” — went to Ace Hardware, got supplies and built a mouse trap grenade launcher. Genuinely can’t wait for everyone to see the full video. Will be just as unhinged as the Viture XR commercial.

“Mom can we watch kommanderkarl reloads?” “We don’t have those sweetie, but we have this!” lol if you’re gonna copy my format, at least do it well

What I wanted to reply with was “get the fuck out of my comment section. NOW.” lol

“Crabovich, Crabchenko, Steiner…all must pan fry”

idk I got bored ok?? Get off my gonopods geez. If this gets enough likes I'll post the photoshop timelapse lol

I have availed myself of my normal operating boundaries of colorful staged bubble macros in substitute of nature itself. I used to wonder why procedural systems are so good at generating . The older I get, the more obvious it was becoming (stupid character limits 🧵⬇️)

Correct link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZMZ...

Hah! Glad I'm having that effect on folks. Here are some air inclusion macros of aloe vera chunks mixed with water. Turned out great!

Flew into a black hole at the equator in SpaceEngine and wondered: what would the accretion disc look like if the gravity well were perfectly spherical? Hydrogen orbitals! Same 1/r potential, same symmetry group, same spherical harmonic solutions. god i fucking love SpaceEngine

Someone put my cursed weapons in Skyrim, go download that shit lol! www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecia...

When I get hired to advertise products I at least make sure the content is damn good lol 🫡 can’t wait to unleash this one soon!

Old buzzfeed articles be like “How you cook your corn dog says A LOT about you! 😏”

A fan I befriended a while ago texted me saying he was at a bar and my reloads were playing on Chive TV. Still, even years later.

Been getting a lot of sponsorship offers lately, currently working on one now, here's the intro. Going for deadpan infomercial with hints of JonTron/Tim & Eric. Excited to finish lol

This is old Mountain Dew in a Taco Bell cup shot in macro. The air pockets left behind from the carbonation going flat reminded me of the hills in classic Mario games, hence the photo's title "Dew Mountains" This one's a banger for sure. Enjoy y'alls new wallpaper

This is a Mountain Dew cup lol

these are some of my extended family

I had nothing better to do lol

everyone point and laugh at this dork

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might be ratioing the white house account by morning. Dumb fucks walked right into it lol

I'm not sure what this thing is. Found it on my hike in the woods next to a dead branch with fungus on it. Staged it in the sunlight and shot this at 100mm macro

"IT'S EPSTEINCHU.... GOD DAMNIT!!"

Ravenfield map makers in a nutshell.

My 2022 in a nutshell. Honestly forgot a lot of these

god fucking damnit I accidentally toggled collision again FUCK

Another one lol

“Sorry sir, we’re fresh out of Steve Irwin but we still have a few Cleve Purrwins in stock”

Sometimes you find comments that catch your eye a year later and respond. Being literal here too, only ever get hit on by men, pretty much invisible to women 😂

I promise I'm not the villain here lol I'm literally a guy who just photoshopped someone off a staircase by hand today because I refuse to use generative fill.

At least the photo turned out well 🤷‍♂️

Went to the Iowa State Capitol to photograph the library. Found a prayer circle thanking Jesus for JD Vance instead. God, I can’t wait to fucking leave this state someday

TPUSA might be good for thing—toilet paper

POSTAL MENTIONED!!!

I will admit it does sound better as an A10

The skin on my dumpy felt like it was part rhino for a week

I present to you by comment request -- Super Mario Moonshine

It really did sound like a tornado siren spooling up what can I say 🤣

“The day was only 2,026 years old.”

“The CEO of Nvidia is a huge dork, and we don’t bully him enough.” From @lukeplunkett.com

A few years ago Chet Faliszek called me out for buying Twitter blue & I publicly berated him. I was a complete fucking dunce for what ultimately was just me supporting Musk. If you see this Chet, I’m sorry. You were right. You don’t need to unblock me, just wanted to clear this up.

Man I need to get out and have fun like this again

As some have seen, I've been photoshopping game cover art by hand, here's a compilation of them so far lol (trust me you won't be disappointed) www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP4h...

“Singularity” - awarded by head curators of one of the most selective photo galleries out there 🫡

Water bottle condensation macro, backlit by red hex pattern on my HyperX mic #photography #macro

ok fine dlss 5 isn't all THAT bad...

I've been having too much fun with Photoshop lately

@kommanderkarl.bsky.social "reloading" things: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

My three little piglets feeding at the trough ❤️