Beach mode ENGAGED

big red rocket

“You make me smile, heheh!” youtu.be/j4yr-w4dH9o?...

Someone turned the HL2 SMG into one of my most popular reloads 🤣 yall I can’t youtu.be/Wa0J4npxH9o?...

SLEEPY CARAMEL SWIRL MODE ENGAGED

Alright so my husband fucking HATES the mutton chops. I like them, they make me think of Captain Price. So am I keeping these or am I going full beard again? Maybe I should try out the Freeman goatee?

Gonna try and bring back the Captain Price mutton chops

Selling THE kids toy I used for my viral reload series, will be signing it as well—current bid is $390 lol 😂

Selling my Soviet DP-5V dosimeter, comment if you’re interested www.ebay.com/itm/15805263...

It’s been a while since I’ve had stable work and it doesn’t look like that’s about to change anytime soon. I need all the help I can get right now guys, things are very tight. I’ve applied for assistance, but gotta live on tips until it goes thru. Thank you ❤️ ko-fi.com/kommanderkarl

Anyone wanna buy my Viture XR glasses? DM me, selling for more than half its going price! These are the ones I shot my Viture commercial with a month ago :)

Look at him rest his arm 😭

I am driving 1700 miles from Iowa back home to Oregon today, so I can finally be with me spouse and kids. We are a bit strapped on cash, and it’s going to cost a lot in gas money. If you ever enjoyed my content, would greatly appreciate the support ❤️ thanks! ko-fi.com/kommanderkarl

When I was a kid waiting for games to load, I would pick anything near me that I could “reload”. I’ve done that for so many years that it developed into doing “air reloads” as I walked through my house. Now I’m THE person known for reloading shit. What the fuck.

In honor of Trump fucking up the reflecting pool, I propose his next product. Here’s a nice rendering I made in blender 🤣

Went to valley west mall in Des Moines, it’s practically dead at this point. Figured I’d use to opportunity to make experimental fun backrooms content. I still remember this place back in ‘09. Feels so much different now :/

EXTREE EXTREE READ ALL ABOUT IT!

The modern American masculinity doctrine is largely predicated on the repudiation of empathy. That disdain, I think, helps fuel the broader manufactured animus toward femininity. TL;DR The “male loneliness epidemic” is an entirely self-inflicted crock of shit.

Two of my best photos I’ve taken this summer so far. Which one do you like?

What the actual FUCK. I was on insta and one of his last reels came up, scrolled next to see a news story about his death, confirmed in comments of previous video. This music was my anthem in 2017. RIP 💔

Going to Pride in Des Moines today. Wrapping up some Iowa business before I’m outta here for good 🫡

Backrooms vibes in my stairs to the basement lol

Easily the most fun sponsorship I’ve landed. This is for 007 First Light :) enjoy!

damn bro the mesh terrain blending in Wyoming is top notch, I can’t even tell it’s real life. I’ll have to reach out to the devs and pick their brain sometime. Distance field blending? Temporally dithered offset, one can only wonder 🤔

This made me lol genuinely hard

What do yall think of my edit 💀

Another shot from a few days ago. I love when the individual ommatidia show up in the compound eyes

My review of Arma Reforger, favorite game in a looong time: steamcommunity.com/id/kommander...

Biological sex and gender are two different things, and I personally don’t think anyone can really call themselves an ally until they understand that distinction

some looksmaxxing influencer admitted to using Telegram to purchase CSAM because he wanted to “try something new,” and the children depicted in the videos were girls ages 8 to 15 💀 (Game is Half Sword btw, lots of fun)

voting for top 10 on this ends tomorrow—it’s fine if I don’t make it, so if you’re being asked to pay anything to vote, I don’t think that’s necessary. We’ll see if I make into top 10 🤷‍♂️ peoplesartist.org/2026/karl-sc...

The last 2 days have yielded some incredible photos. Which one is your favorite?

A little different from my usual but my hope the full thing lands when I’m done

New reloads dropped! youtu.be/NQ8gnt4MABI?...

custom built landscape shader with POM mesh intersection, notice that cube properly intersects with rock geo that isn't actually there. Shader magic! #Ue5 #techart #shaders #POM

MAGA Boomers when they finally wake up to being sold out by their savior

Working on my next video :) here’s what I’ve got so far lol

It’s the taint

I think what I hate most about modern life is how much of it is just defending yourself from shitty people. Spam texts, phishing attempts, phone scams, fake invoices, subscriptions hoping you forget. It’s not even the normal responsibilities. It’s the constant fucking low-grade predation.

My birthday is tomorrow, turning 35. Kid on the left was a dorky loser loner weirdo and near high school dropout, who ultimately just wanted to be a gamedev. 20 years later he became one, and a few other surprising things as well. Kid cooked hard 🫡

Today in my life, figuring out what my damn husband wants to eat at the local abelardos drive thru lol

AI bro mispells "manners", walked right into one lmao dumbass

Indie project I'm lead tech/environment for. Three-ish months of work so far, including asset swapping to move away from stylized rendering. Not even close to done but really getting somewhere. Built in UE5 :)

“You miss all of the pasta you don’t taste” Me, 2026

NO I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS EGREGIOUSLY ARBITRARY CHOICE IN SPEED REDUCTION

"unfortunately we only have pepsi produ--"

Pump action polka lol, filmed with meta quest 3 instead of static phone in front of chest… this is gonna be fun :)

haunt-a-virus? How stupid do the globalists think we are.

Seriously I need smart math people to help me understand why this looks so much like a friggin black hole lol

hydrogen 1s probability density produces black-hole like shape when scalar for density is inverted. BUT WHYYY? What is the connection, if there even is one...need to run MF analysis...where's dr kleiner when I need him god damnit