God, it rules so much that he skipped his son's wedding because he was so busy, only to sit around making posts about Hulk Hogan.

yeah!! uh…that’s what speed…do…???

"Just as we must be responsible for our bodies in an era of office work, we must now keep our minds active," says Jamil Zaki, director of the Stanford Social Neuroscience Lab.

the royals are never losing again #HEYHEYHEYHEY

royals win for my birthday!! #HEYHEYHEYHEY

nature is healing

i’m hooked and i can’t stop staring

The Royals were down 2-0 just two batters into the game. They were ultimately down 6-0. Bobby Witt Jr. hit his first HR this year. Vinnie hit a two-out triple. Jac crushed an inside fastball off a lefty. Lane Thomas walks it off. Royals win 11-9. The biggest comeback in the majors this year.

holy shit what a sweep 🧹 #HEYHEYHEYHEY

I've been mulling the details, but one thing we need to think about is a new Article III court for official misconduct, akin to special anti-corruption courts in some countries. And jurisdiction-stripping SCOTUS b/c they'd be subject to it. Not just a desire for trials, a concrete plan for trials.

seriously cannot believe anyone is against this

lmao that was so awesome #HEYHEYHEYHEY

well that's really fucking annoying

lmao I had completely forgotten about this

Chicago Pope is turning out to be even better than I expected tbh

Rain delay games might be the cheat code for actually getting a decent buzz on at the ballpark during this Dark Era of the Pitch Clock @ramonadateman.bsky.social @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social @wesmoodykc.bsky.social @mutiny32.com @mightieminx.bsky.social @chriskamler.bsky.social

Salvy looks so hot as a bisexual

DOWNTOWN BASEBALL

it's moon flyby day!

excited royals baseball tweet

Respectfully, I don't think cooking together is romantic. Please move tf out of my way

well that sucked

i’ve seen what i need to see dfa estevez

lol lmao even

the thing about this question is that the answer is so obvious to anyone who’s experienced real life that there’s no way to answer it without cursing, which is maybe fine

forgot that bluesky is humorless

What are your politics?” It’s really simple:

nah we don't want old and busted anymore

royals baseball and college hoops what a delight

I hate being in the dumbest possible version of "Wag the Dog"

a Zohran for every city!! a Mamdani for every state!!

baseball season will be fun if we don’t die

Oh. So they want Obama’s nuclear deal minus Obama’s signature. Got it.

perfect summary of the ai-driven economy

correct and unimpeachable bbq takes

bracket happy 😃 heart sad 😢 rock chalk jayhawk

we’re talkin’ baseball 💋⚾️🧢💅

ok I’m ready for baseball season now (and not just because my bracket is cooked)

Ted Lieu: “The cost of one Patriot interceptor is $4 to $4.5 million per missile. The cost of one THAAD missile is about $12 to $15 million per missile — the cost of an Iranian drone could be as low as $20,000. This is like launching Cadillacs at baseballs — It is not sustainable”

those motherfucking cornhuskers

stop the count while my bracket is perfect 🥹

I know I've said this a trillion times but I have to say it periodically to keep from going insane: The right ran a huge, well-funded, & ultimately successful campaign to completely take over political media & the infosphere more generally. This is by far the most important political development...

LET’S GO TEAM VENEZUELA!! HAIL WORLD HEGEMON SALVADOR PEREZ!!

idk if I've ever felt so seen as when one of my best friends called me the "experience queen" today

until next year my beloved big 12 peeps

firstly I’m in this picture secondly… lol. lmao even