we’re talkin’ baseball 💋⚾️🧢💅

ok I’m ready for baseball season now (and not just because my bracket is cooked)

Ted Lieu: “The cost of one Patriot interceptor is $4 to $4.5 million per missile. The cost of one THAAD missile is about $12 to $15 million per missile — the cost of an Iranian drone could be as low as $20,000. This is like launching Cadillacs at baseballs — It is not sustainable”

those motherfucking cornhuskers

stop the count while my bracket is perfect 🥹

I know I've said this a trillion times but I have to say it periodically to keep from going insane: The right ran a huge, well-funded, & ultimately successful campaign to completely take over political media & the infosphere more generally. This is by far the most important political development...

LET’S GO TEAM VENEZUELA!! HAIL WORLD HEGEMON SALVADOR PEREZ!!

idk if I've ever felt so seen as when one of my best friends called me the "experience queen" today

until next year my beloved big 12 peeps

firstly I’m in this picture secondly… lol. lmao even

not a bad day at all fam

please let this be the last time lol

man KU casually putting on a clinic out there

which one of you jerks turned the heat off again

blessed to have found an amazing nail artist

I should probably stop posting about all my dates in case one of these relationships actually works out huh

new hannah is super cool but also I happened to find yet another hannah just in case

really demoralizing that the insane conspiracy theorists who insisted the world was being run by a cabal of evil billionaire pedophile rapists were in fact so right that the world is going to end because of it

have thrown out well over half the clothing I own so far this year because it was all too big, oh how I dreamed this day would come

we should definitely try to make life worse for trans people based on some polling, I’m sure it’s not already shitty enough being a trans person

Lakshya Jain and the Argument fled this website because they couldn't take the criticism and now he's advocating for Dems to abandon trans issues with polling about 'gender surgery for minors' a thing that is not real

just saved a draft and it felt good. really good.

Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."

wish this was even a little bit surprising

the Black Panthers were right

went out a few times with a girl named Hannah who said she just wanted to be friends but then later the same day I met a different girl named Hannah and now we’re going out next week, the world remains in balance

guess that just Republicans won’t be content until they’ve destroyed the world

wow this place has drafts! now I can finally post all those things I already forgot about long long ago

aged like milk

Darryn Peterson just missed out on the best game of his college career. #kubball

ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK LET’S FUCKING GO

holy shit holy shit holy shit is this really about to happen

keep forgetting the Super Bowl is today

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

feels pretty great when you do something you haven’t done in like ten years and find out you’re still really good at it

watching Send Help was exhilarating

Naah, I want them on trial.

there will be a second date 🥰

after much trial and error, the magic number for how many people I can date concurrently without dropping the ball appears to be six

starting to feel like I might actually make it all the way through cleaning my apartment this time without giving up and it’s scaring me a little bit

Twitter is using me for targeted ads now 🤣

even though she’s not currently my therapist anymore it’s still nice to have someone in your corner when life happens

they’re looking for me on Facebook 🤣

rumors of my demise have been mildly exaggerated 💅

hello skeeters hope you’re all having a wonderful day

small life update for the skeeters

only two more weeks of free #dannering

ok well that was fun, what else is going on around here?

ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK