I don’t know what it is about eating lunch at work where everyone loses every sense of respect for personal space. “Whatcha eating? Smells good! I’m gonna put my face in it because it smells so good. Mmmm, that looks tasty.” Get the fuck away from me.

The Joliet Criterion closet

The ref making that call was getting hyped lmao

Let us remember some guys

Who is even left in the Sox bullpen

Tanner Murray’s two run homer in the top of the first against the royals in April to snap the white sox 15+ inning scoreless streak is right up there with Caleb’s TD to DJ Moore against the packers in top Chicago sports moments

Damn can’t a white boy have a little social anxiety every once in a while?

If this is an april fools joke it’s a pretty good one

Having a #beer

tonight’s Andrej Stojakovic shot chart is amazing

I-L-L

What are your politics?” It’s really simple:

pay no attention to the mysterious black box hanging over the court

A B1G Basketball Warning has been declared in Houston, if you hear the sirens take cover immediately

SEVEN MINUTES OF HORN

MORE SHOT CLOCK HORN

Put way too much faith into UVA

How can this go on for another 3 years?

Tyler Reddick is on another level this season

Reddick is so fast

White Sox sign Reese McGuire.

NASCAR really needs to do a Hard Knocks type show that focuses solely on the pit crews and crew chiefs. No drivers, just the boys

“We”*

WHAT THE FUCK

God damn this game is fucking crazy

Vanderbilt. Nebraska. High. Level. Ball.

Tricking people who don’t know baseball by saying that this is generally the score whenever these teams play

Is the peaky blinders movie good?

Charles Barkley sounds rough sometimes

You couldn’t be playing with any less of a sense of urgency than Kennesaw State is playing right now.

Watching a team I've never seen before struggling in the NCAA Tournament: "You gotta run your stuff guys"

One of the best postgame on-court interviews in recent memory. “High-majors need to play mid-majors during the season. They said we ain’t played nobody—we played somebody now. Nobody would play us. just like nobody would play Miami Ohio. But they gotta play us in this tournament.”

Barry looks dejuiced

college basketball is nonsense that must be done away with entirely. all these students should be busying themselves with schoolwork instead of wasting away the day with endless games of "hoops"

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

Staring at my bracket like it's going to change my life.

Team USA clearly hates our brave men and women fighting overseas.

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Irish Reunification Landline

Everyone's getting their jokes off about this, which is fine. But instead of goofing around, I won $300,000 on Kalshi by betting that there'd only be one provably barefoot person in a photo of seven crypto freaks. Enjoy being poor.

DJ, run that shit back

It’s so strange that they’re allowing Trump to talk to the press all the time. Who is this for?

We're back, baby

James Buchanan

Glad the Oscar’s are over. Just a few more days of the discourse and then back to our regularly scheduled programming: the Chicago white sox

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

I promise you service members don’t respect the path he almost took lmao

By being nice to it

Amy and Ed are me watching the final pitch of that WBC game

Paul Thomas Anderson should’ve stopped at exactly one Oscar out of respect for Kobe.