“We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year” is a pretty dark thing to say in the Community theme song

KAT just did something I’ve only ever seen 45 overall MyPlayers do in NBA 2k11, you gotta be kidding me dude

Don’t know how dual basketball/hockey people do it, one of these playoffs is more than enough

Instant classic. Jeff Bezos was already going to Super Hell but now they’re inventing a whole new layer just for him.

One broadcaster in the Padres-Rockies game is chastising the other for not having seen The French Connection. Baseball is the greatest sport in the world.

Jo Adell robbing three home runs in a 1-0 game is one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen a professional athlete do

Where were you when Giancarlo Stanton’s baserunning manufactured a run in 2026?

2026 MLB Opening Day Predictions ⚾️ (Didn't list Ohtani, Judge, Skenes, or Skubal in awards voting or pick the Dodgers as WS champions because duh)

Paul Thomas Anderson should’ve stopped at exactly one Oscar out of respect for Kobe.

Conan is so good at this lol

Imagine being busy for like 3 hours and coming back to the Ravens backing out of the Maxx Crosby trade, team USA getting blitzed by Italy, and Bam Adebayo scoring 83 points

I still think the Nuggets and Wolves will be scary in the playoffs but it’s entirely possible that the Thunder vs Wemby era in the West arrived a year or two earlier than expected

“Demapped” is a much more evocative and less embarrassing algorithm manipulator than “unalived.” Infinite Jest-heads are vindicated once again.

At least Mike Vrabel gets to keep his dick

First takeaway from this J Cole album is I need to get into James Taylor

Brooks Barnhizer looks like he burns ants with a magnifying glass

Turning Luka Doncic into Khris Middleton

De Blasio was right to drop and kill this little fucker

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

I’m having a Certified Unc Moment remembering that Nicki Minaj endorsed Mitt Romney on a Lil Wayne mixtape in 2012. It’s not a new grift, she’s always been a dumb asshole.

The best piece of Ella McCay lore is that her brother apparently makes $2 million a year telling sports gamblers to bet on the 2008 Detroit Lions

At least Jacob Misiorowski was good!

It’s a shame that We Are Charlie Kirk didn’t drop in time for Radu Jude to use it in his Dracula movie

Two NFL teams have made the AFC Championship game for 15 years straight and five NBA teams combined for 16 championships in a 20 years but baseball is dying because a dozen limpdick owners refuse to either get their bread up or sell. Spare me.

This guy rules

I’m not a believer in Mickey Mouse rings (2020 Lakers excluded) but going from *that* regular season schedule to the Chargers with no O-Line, the Texans with no Nico Collins and CJ Stroud in donkey mode, and the Broncos with no starting QB would not happen to any other team in professional sports.

Rudy Gobert has airballed two free throws tonight. Came up a foot short of hitting anything two different times. Magical stuff.

Did Hal Incandenza predict Dougie Jones or did Lynch & Frost create the character in response to this section of Infinite Jest? This might haunt me for decades

Patriots tight ends will be converting on 3rd and forever long after I’m dead

Bills won and I caught the bus home by 10 seconds to avoid a 20 minute wait. Massive W’s all around

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LeBron just pulled off the closest thing we’ll ever see to the bunt at the end of Mr. 3000

Sickos dot jpg

Splitsville (2025) and Unforgivable both figured out that for some reason, unexpectedly name-dropping Doctor Zhivago is comedy gold

The Las Vegas Raiders signed five of the one million Charlie Kirks that were created and will be starting them on the offensive line against the Cleveland Browns this Sunday

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

I think it’s good when my favorite team is the best in the world and would like to see it happen more often

A screen grab of Chris Eigeman in Metropolitan saying “I’m facing one of the worst guys of all time” would do numbers on here

Pete Carroll and Geno Smith

Zohran Kwame Mamdani.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani 👍

Commanders just set the new record for Worst Vibes around any home touchdown in NFL history

Yoshinobu YamaGOATo

Holy shit he slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars again

This is the greatest sport in the fucking world

NO WAY

Alejandro Kirk steps up to the plate

That 4th down fade to 5’2” DeVon Achane is probably the nail in McDaniel’s coffin lmao

Ohtani getting on base 7 times in a 15-inning World Series loss might retire the Tungsten Arm O’Doyle tweet and the Joe Buck Oh God Yes tweet in the same night