I PASSED

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Watching this absolutely charming show on Netflix called The Residence. It tickles my ‘tism the way Knives Out does.

I had hoped I was done with studying and tests when I finished undergrad. IT certifications are a ripoff in addition to being stressful as fuck. Why the fuck aren't these tests open book?!

Should I invite absolute chaos by bringing home a no-celled orange boi to my two ten year old cats?

There had better be a $50 bill inside that can.

Feeling better after eating some dinner but I’m feeling a bit lonely. Guess I’ll watch tv with the cats and try to forget about it.

Well don't I feel stupid

Don’t want to stay at home wasting away, don’t want to bother friends who probably already have plans and would probably say no anyway. I love living like this. It’s so rewarding. 🫩

Corporate IT certification training is as much of a joke as your worst fly-by college course. Lazy students, teacher easily led off topic… whole nine yards.

I’m supposed to be good at computer networking but getting WiFi out to my garage continues to elude me. Why does one power line adapter work but the other not? Why does the one only work with a camera and not a switch? And why is the garage so fucking far from the house.

Oh my god im already seeing posts saying you’re a terrible person if you enjoy strange new worlds. Jfc. The wonderful thing about Star trek is that there is SO MUCH of it! You don’t have to like everything and that’s okay! Just let people enjoy their stupid space show.

People who work in sales not understanding how spam filtering works is going to be the death of me. Yes, if you send the same email to forty people at one company, that message will probably get filtered.

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

I wish I was kidding.

Congratulations. You now know how every queer person feels when it comes to the side you're choosing to stand with.

how disrespectful. let’s get this guy fired from his job.

Kid Cuisine chicken patty with mac and cheese. But those were only for special occasions (we had a little extra money that week)

This is such a game-changer if you live alone. Your living space feels new again.

they should do New York straight men but with Chicago

I was such a fuckin’ Joey. Literal newb. Never got a chance to learn how to phreak or build a little blue box or anything.

Mood.

Huh. 30 years later and they're still trashing our freedoms.

Been trying to figure out what med changes I've had that could cause me to grit my teeth and grind my jaw. Just realized I've only ever noticed myself doing it after hitting my vape. Oh. Oh no.

"The far middle." Okay, sentience was definitely a mistake.

mentally preparing for a new week like

I just watched the #StrangeNewWorlds season finale and I need to talk to my therapist now. Holy fuck did that dig up some emotions.

reminder: the girls who cash our checks and take our coins but still support our enemies are our enemies too

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

Corporate media bravely continues Charlie Kirk's legacy by committing to destroy the careers of anyone who disagreed with him: www.404media.co/comcast-nbcu...

Good lord, #fcf is going to be the end of me.

So the shooter is a shitposter. Got it. Good luck to them.

Nothing like a possible intrusion of your password manger to ruin a bate session.

he died as he lived, making a full throated endorsement of the 2nd amendment

Listen, i understand the concern but I think the "don't make a martyr and give them a reason to escalate and retaliate" argument loses a lot of steam when theyre already declaring war on their own cities, creating concentration camps, dismantling power structures and stripping us all of rights

Glenn Beck’s media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota

That’s such a wild spectrum.

Y’all… what is this “open minded” code speak I keep seeing in the apps? I’m not young enough to keep up with the jargon.

He gets to ✨🕺🏼act✨💃🏼 as a treat

Watching the TNG episode A Fist Full Of Datas and the premise of Captain Autism himself, Barclay, programming an Old West holodeck program with Alexander. I can’t. This is peak Star Trek.

Saaaaaaaaaame

Oh fuck Scott Thompson. Made his money playing gay for laughs then goes alt-right. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

Gods I miss everything about this. Laughing through orgasm, snuggles that turn into naps….

By their powers combined, I am UNSTOPPABLE.

I want to go sit at my favorite coffee shop and read, but its too close to OSUs campus and today is a football day. Hard pass on all that traffic.

Paging @sasquatchgains.bsky.social

Not white as in mayonnaise, but white as in aioli

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck