Lindsey Graham has died. He is being remembered for the way he lived . If you do not wish to be mocked when dying , do not make your dying the only way vulnerable people can find peace

More leftist porn creators to the front plz

Home ownership is a fucking scam. My goddamn water line is leaking at the main cutoff… where the city replaced my water meter months ago.

If you’re waiting for another evil old republican to die, stay in line!

Oh shit, they announced Linsdey Graham before pulling Mitch’s plug?

UMD kids don't give a FUCK about anything. They will straight up dare you to run them over.

Ugh. Why do I have to get crushes on men way out of my league?

Verify your age when I was a kid Walmart used to have tanks of live lobsters in the refrigerated section

I got the meat sweats from too many chicken wings. Either that or my new AC is dead.

The absolute most compatible guy on Hinge is straight.

I'm starting a rumor. He was murdered and they are replacing the carpeting and subflooring to get rid of forensic evidence. www.tmz.com/2026/07/10/m...

YUP

Oh no. The straights found a kink.

Y'all are horny as fuck this morning and it's distracting me from my chores.

"Are you okay?" No, I want a kiss

Trickle down economics explained with cats

Mr. John Oliver please look at RAM prices so that parents will text their gamer sons and daughters “hey did you hear about these RAM prices” and we can all respond “yeah”

Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA.

Y’all… I think Wyatt has been kidnapped and he’s being forced to say this.

Hairy penis thread

This podiatrist’s office is something out of the 90s. I’m surprised they had a computer at the check-in desk.

My dick when someone tries to play with it.

You'd think it'd be easy to suck some dick at a gay campground. I guess it is if you're conventionally attractive.

Decided at the last minute that I'm going camping this weekend. Going to have to haul ass after work tomorrow to get there before they shut the gate.

This will definitely affect my choice in future console purchases

“Did you grow up with a trampoline in your garage?” is my new favorite way to call someone an idiot.

Cool. Plan for a date all week and he cancels 3 hours before. At least I hadn’t wasted my time douching yet.

That funny moment when you realize you’re not submissive out of duty or respect, but because you’re codependent as fuck.

Wow. Okay then. You think I’d be used to being rejected by now, given how much of a complete loser I am. But people find new and exciting ways to reject me every day.

I will once again remind people that NY-13 is literally only 15% white. You would think based on the discourse that it was like 55% white and completely taken over by gentrifiers. Socialists are assembling a diverse coalition of voters and centrists dismiss that at their own peril.

Periodic reminder to everyone who orders stickers to promote events, podcasts, brands etc that the CEO of StickerMule is a Trumpist nut (and now a Republican House candidate in upstate NY).

I realize I’m very lucky that I had the support of my job at the height of my burnout, but holy fuck it’s been two years and I feel like I’ll never be the same again.

Y’all are actually recovering with meds and therapy? It all feels like a scam or a treadmill to me lately.

Remember folks, Fox News holds the opinion that they are an entertainment company, not a news organization and that people should be able to tell lies from fact.

A Fabergé Tenga Egg

on this anniversary of Mark Sanford's Appalachian Trail press conference, I guess it's nice the fact the woman was Argentinian wasn't an issue... can't imagine how that would go over on Elon's website today

Gods I wish.

Hey, could someone just come over and let me suck your dick for a couple hours?

loaded subdogs. they'll take everything from us if we let them

Being out of my antidepressant while also feeling slightly horny just has me scrolling through everyone’s #mcm posts and just kinda feeling blah.

And yay my first dangly earrings!

Yay(?) pride!

Just met the amazingly sweet Justin McElroy from The Adventure Zone!

They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social

This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good MENTAL HELL!!

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed