Jay 🥪
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Fuck it, first shirtless mirror selfie of 2026 -me after 3 bong rips & 2 Mike’s Hard
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Everytime I log onto Bluesky:
11 months ago
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Yay I got a pay raise! 🥹
about 3 hours ago
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Me when a guy plays me so I just stop talking to all men until I am dumb enough to fall for another man that will play me as well
about 4 hours ago
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At first, I didn’t even want him or anyone else here… now I’m gonna feel weird coming home to nobody again.
about 13 hours ago
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Soooooooo does anyone wanna uproot their lives and move to Charleston? 😭
about 14 hours ago
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Damn. Twink roomie is moving out Sunday. 🥺 Personal/family reasons beyond my control because I wish he didn’t have to move out because fuck I have to start my roommate search all over again 😭
about 14 hours ago
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The lonely slut in your area isn’t me, btw Although I kinda wish it was 😩
about 18 hours ago
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Still iconic!!
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about 20 hours ago
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King Mickey royally decrees, “Raw is law.”
about 22 hours ago
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Life lesson: Don’t run from your demons. Cum in them instead. 😌
about 23 hours ago
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⚠️ Warning!! Gonna double the amount this year!
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1 day ago
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This year I want some of y’all to book a damn plane ticket or take a road trip to come visit me 🥺 I wanna meet moots!
1 day ago
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Mike’s hard, but I am harder. 😈
#FCF
1 day ago
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When you think about it, gooning is really just funny orgasms
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1 day ago
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If you told me in 2009 that I’d be sucking cock in 2026 I wouldn’t have believed you but I also would’ve started practicing with a shampoo bottle in the bathroom at 2am while my mom slept
1 day ago
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Picture of the staff who operate my account
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1 day ago
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My New Year’s resolution is 69x420 😎
1 day ago
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I’m plotting…..
2 days ago
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Ugh, day 9 of working every damn day 🥴
2 days ago
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Only been 12 hours and none of my 2026 manifestations came true? Fuck that. 2027 will be my year. 🙃
2 days ago
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Fuck it, first shirtless mirror selfie of 2026 -me after 3 bong rips & 2 Mike’s Hard
2 days ago
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“Happy New Years 2026, world!” The world, currently:
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2 days ago
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I got all of the holiday decor and the tree down & packed away in 1hr 30min 😎
2 days ago
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Why is it whenever I buy a product, I then see a different but even better version of that product? Fucking wasting my money, but yes I bought another chest & arm weight trainer thing that should be better than the one I just got 😂
3 days ago
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December 31st / January 1st
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3 days ago
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As a homosexual, I would NEVER step foot in Saudi Arabia but like.. that Six Flag’s Falcon’s Fury coaster they just built there looks so fun 😭😭😭
3 days ago
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“I wanna find the Shane to my Ilya” Oh so you wanna string someone along for 8 years for just sex and then decide you want him only after you get jealous he’s dating some actress? Yeah sure good luck with that
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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Happy last day of 2025!
3 days ago
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Yay the lil Psyduck bong I got myself for Christmas finally came in the mail!! 🥰✨
4 days ago
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Soooo who was gonna tell me that the Taco Bell Quesarito is finally back on the menu???
4 days ago
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Someone should make a new word for when you’re depressed & horny at the same time
4 days ago
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Me, thinking about the daddy milkers that I’m gonna achieve by the end of 2026:
4 days ago
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Yes I’m crashing out again, but in a very self aware aesthetically pleasing way ✨
4 days ago
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*stares at you* “Do you think he’s gay?”
about 1 year ago
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Fuck. Twink is dealing with health issues and might have to move out. Meaning I will have to start the roommate search all over again 😭😭😭😭😭😭
5 days ago
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“New year, new me!” Don’t lie. You’re gonna be a cumslut this year just like you are every other year.
5 days ago
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Last
#MonochromeMonday
cock of 2025 😘
5 days ago
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Me, following a hot guy that I briefly made eye contact with on the highway:
5 days ago
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Saw an ad on tiktok a while ago for an arm/chest trainer that if I do 20reps of each workout every day, I’ll eventually get beefy bara man melons.. It came in the mail today & this thing is tougher than I thought 😩 Either I’m getting ripped off or I’m just that weak & this is gonna take a long time
5 days ago
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Oh I’m devastated right now.
#NewJeans
😭
5 days ago
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BC and AD now stand for “Before Cottage” & “After Dad finds us kissing at the cottage”
5 days ago
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RIP Brigitte Bardot. You were iconic.. Until you turned into a raging bigot. So nvm, bye gurl-
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6 days ago
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Bitch I’m fucking exhausted but I’m about to clock in about 115+ hours this pay period (Dec 16th-31st) 🤑😂
6 days ago
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A thread of my favorite music projects released by the pop girlies in 2025 (1/6):
about 1 month ago
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Got pulled over this morning on my way to work and thank god the cop was black and not some racist white prick 😩
6 days ago
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
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7 days ago
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After this weekend, I better get a promotion and raise. 🙄 Once again my corporate undervalues my work effort.
7 days ago
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Yuna Hollander definitely graduated from the Kris Jenner School of Business Moms
7 days ago
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All of my favorite shows aren’t coming back until at least 2027 & that makes me mad
7 days ago
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