Late nite cummies 😝💕 goodnight gays!

Might go to work tomorrow on my 2nd day off just so I’m not sitting at home wallowing in my feels all day. (Get extra work hours too to get overtime later)

“Video games cause violence!” The game:

Flirting with guys on the internet is a lot easier than with guys in person

One of those days I wish I was straight… (jk being a f*ggot is too much fun)

Post a famous bathroom scene.

Never dealing with a twink again so as long as I live. They’re just too much to deal with, bears aren’t ever this bad 😂

Twink just got picked up... I hate goodbyes. 😞🥲

What if we kissed in the Ice Cavern’s White Wolfos Room in Oot?

。 ｏ ○ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ͡ ╮ ( I need some🍆) ╰◟ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◟◞ ╯

My cock needs a mouth… and a trim. 😂

For research purposes, is a gay “wolf” just a hairy jock, or a muscled otter?

MAGA: “Trump is all about peace & no wars” “Then why is he starting armed conflicts?” MAGA:

Being alone again is so bittersweet 🥲

This gonna be me at some point 😤💅

Got the new arm/chest trainer delivered & I like it a lot more than the other one (doesn’t dig into my arms lol), it changes resistance from 22lbs-440lbs & seems to be easier to target the areas I want. Here’s the true day 1 of trying to get bara pecs at home cuz I’m too busy always working to gym

Yay I got a pay raise! 🥹

Me when a guy plays me so I just stop talking to all men until I am dumb enough to fall for another man that will play me as well

At first, I didn’t even want him or anyone else here… now I’m gonna feel weird coming home to nobody again.

Soooooooo does anyone wanna uproot their lives and move to Charleston? 😭

Damn. Twink roomie is moving out Sunday. 🥺 Personal/family reasons beyond my control because I wish he didn’t have to move out because fuck I have to start my roommate search all over again 😭

The lonely slut in your area isn’t me, btw Although I kinda wish it was 😩

Still iconic!!

King Mickey royally decrees, “Raw is law.”

Life lesson: Don’t run from your demons. Cum in them instead. 😌

⚠️ Warning!! Gonna double the amount this year!

This year I want some of y’all to book a damn plane ticket or take a road trip to come visit me 🥺 I wanna meet moots!

Mike’s hard, but I am harder. 😈 #FCF

When you think about it, gooning is really just funny orgasms

If you told me in 2009 that I’d be sucking cock in 2026 I wouldn’t have believed you but I also would’ve started practicing with a shampoo bottle in the bathroom at 2am while my mom slept

Picture of the staff who operate my account

My New Year’s resolution is 69x420 😎

I’m plotting…..

Ugh, day 9 of working every damn day 🥴

Only been 12 hours and none of my 2026 manifestations came true? Fuck that. 2027 will be my year. 🙃

Fuck it, first shirtless mirror selfie of 2026 -me after 3 bong rips & 2 Mike’s Hard

“Happy New Years 2026, world!” The world, currently:

I got all of the holiday decor and the tree down & packed away in 1hr 30min 😎

Why is it whenever I buy a product, I then see a different but even better version of that product? Fucking wasting my money, but yes I bought another chest & arm weight trainer thing that should be better than the one I just got 😂

December 31st / January 1st

As a homosexual, I would NEVER step foot in Saudi Arabia but like.. that Six Flag’s Falcon’s Fury coaster they just built there looks so fun 😭😭😭

“I wanna find the Shane to my Ilya” Oh so you wanna string someone along for 8 years for just sex and then decide you want him only after you get jealous he’s dating some actress? Yeah sure good luck with that

Happy last day of 2025!

Yay the lil Psyduck bong I got myself for Christmas finally came in the mail!! 🥰✨

Soooo who was gonna tell me that the Taco Bell Quesarito is finally back on the menu???

Someone should make a new word for when you’re depressed & horny at the same time

Me, thinking about the daddy milkers that I’m gonna achieve by the end of 2026:

Yes I’m crashing out again, but in a very self aware aesthetically pleasing way ✨

Fuck. Twink is dealing with health issues and might have to move out. Meaning I will have to start the roommate search all over again 😭😭😭😭😭😭