NOT INTO KISSING????!?!?!? Biiiiiitch…..

I’m back on sniffies???? 😭

I don’t care how big or skinny you are, if you have pecs, then you are my type. 😘

Kingdom Hearts II is the one game that I can play 100+ times & never get bored 🥰

My Pombon in Pokemon Winds:

What’s the point of being horny if I don’t even have anybody to be horny with 🥲

⚠️ Warning: Choking Hazard‼️ (Not suitable for gays w/ bad gag reflex)

I love that it’s light out after 6pm again

If you saw me post something, quickly delete it, and repost it— no the fuck you didn’t 😤

2026 sucks ass.

Do y’all prefer crunchy or soft sex?

Today I learned that Wartortle & Blastoise were initially 2 different evolutionary lines

Had a dream last night that a thicc muscle himbo fell in love with me 😭

“Double Nutty”, or in other words, an average evening for my cock 😜

Turns out the new gay coworker is just temporary because he’s moving to Boston in June. 🙃 Welp, hopefully I’ll get the chance to slide in between his cheeks beforehand

How did bottoms douche in ancient times? 🤔

How big are you? Quote skeet to cleanse the skyline: 6’2” 195 lbs

The weekend ended too quickly I don’t want another long work week 😭

Those that remember Pokémon when it was just 151 of them are probably in the minority now. 🥲

Soooooo… where do you want it? 😈

It’s time to acknowledge “SoRiKai” as canon. They are a throuple!!!! #KingdomHearts

This month I’m grabbing life by its dick and smacking it hard on my tongue

You were never hacked, you clicked on a link trying to watch Czech gay porn

Idk why I’m so excited for this game because I don’t even have a Switch 2. Nor was I planning on buying one anytime soon 🥴

A twink bussy perhaps?

This was supposed to be the best moment of my life but the pandemic ruined everything 😭

Does posting nudes for free make me a “sex volunteer” instead of a “sex worker”?

As a Dog Pokemon Gym Leader… I really couldn’t be happier. 🥰

My Pombon in Pokemon Winds:

“Who are you?”⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀”I’m you, but cvnt”

Like I stg if it becomes this I’mma kms

For the love of Christ, Pombon… Do NOT evolve into a bipedal Fire/Fighting 😭

POMBON IS THAT GUUUUURRRLLL 😍

Ice Spice used to be the shit But now she ain’t even the fart (grah)

How I wanna be every #fatcockfriday:

My cock? Iconic. My depression? Chronic. My super? Sonic.

I don’t wish death on my enemies, I instead hope a toilet snake bites their ballsack while they’re sitting down 😘

Charleston traffic will be the death of me

17 FL OZ of cock 😜

Scruff nowadays:

I need to be cuddled…. NOOOOOWWW 😡

Ugh, finally fucking home. Can’t wait until work tomorrow (not)

I hate being receptionist. 😒

Workout progress update: I can start to see the pecs coming in a little bit 😌

The face I make when you ask me if I want to smoke some weed:

“Everytime” by Britney is probably the best song to have ever been recorded in history. No ‘ifs’, ‘ands’, or ‘buts’ 😤

The gay interns are hard at work again 😂

Ohhhh so that’s what they meant by “Struggle” 😂 #KingdomHearts

BREAKING NEWS: Hairy gay otter celebrates #tummytuesday for the 100th time

Hi, yes, can I have a extra large cup of your freshly squeezed cum to-go please 😌