Bought some thc vape pen that I think caused me to vomit for 2 hours so I’m exhausted & going to bed now 🙃 Also might just throw the pen away, this is why I usually stick to smoking flower

Oldest selfie on your phone. 2012

My ass in the toilet waiting for me to get off of my phone so I can wipe it:

Want to feel old? Kelly - “Shoes” came out 17 years ago.

This whole “Groyper vs MAGA” split in the downfall of the GOP is absolute TEA ☕️

America getting interviewed tonite like:

Mama, I’m in love with a criminal 🤭🥴

Finally deleted my grindr today. See u in Spring for my next hoe phase!

If a guy I’m seeing ever asks me to delete all my nsfw pics on bluesky, I would.

“Why do the nicest people always choose the wrong people to date?” “We accept the love we think we deserve” Love this quote. Too accurate to my life.

Twink & I finished hanging the Christmas tree ornaments last night! 🎄😚

Road work construction happening on the main road right outside my window at 1:36am is sooooo not the vibe

NEVEREEEENDINGGGG MIIIIDDDNIIIIGGGGHTTT SUUUUUUUUUUuUuUuUuUuUNNN!

FKA TWIGS & PINKPANTHERESS???? Eusexua Afterglow is gonna ✨ f u c k ✨

Just for the hell of it, they should add Keke Palmer to the cast of AHS s13

Forever pissed off that Elonka Muskie & his army of n*zi trolls ruined Twitter.

My favorite part about sex is putting my glasses in a safe place (the nightstand)

“Wut dat mouf do?” Me without hesitation:

Slept sooooo good! Morning gays!

Oh so turns out my new sinus/cold medication causes sleeplessness. I feel great, but at what cost if I’m to be wide awake forever 🥲 But anyway, I haven’t taken it since before noon, so I’m gonna try to take some NyQuil now and see if that will put me out

“2 Broke Girls” deserved a nicely wrapped up seventh season finale

NGL, I’ve been awake since yesterday morning at 5am. Didn’t sleep at all last night or today. Still not tired at all. But so ready to crash tonight because I’ll get that extra hour of sleep due to the clock change 😌

Can you kiss the part of my body I feel the most insecure about? (my bussy)

Nah, nevermind. Definitely can’t hold off all month… or even a day. 😜🍆💦

Happy #NoNutNovember!!!! 😌

Ok so which one of you boyfriends is gonna come cuddle with me tonight? 🥺

Ahh so many skircles that I’m not a part of bc I barely reply to y’alls skeets 😍

Lol getting my money’s worth by putting my tree up already. 😂 Gonna finish decorating it with the twink tonight!

Seeing B*lly E*chner in Mariah’s “IT’S TIME!” Christmas video kinda ruined the whole vibe for me

October 31st / November 1st

Twink update: there isn’t any drama 😂 We’ve been getting along great & the twink’s been on his best behavior so far

Idk… Christmas has always been the superior holiday over Halloween, to me. A hot daddy is gonna cum down my chimney if I’m a good boy and eat my cookie? Sign me the fuck up immediately. Also the vibes are nicer. (Minus shopping)

Is Gay Halloween when you shove a KitKat into your anus & let it melt? 🤔

Finally done with having 3 consecutive days of 7am-7pm doubleshifts and I have the next 3 days off work!!

Twink death? That’s not so scary… Bear death? NO, THE HORROR 😱💀

Wish I was a slutty hot gay in a slutty hot Halloween costume and got invited to parties with other hot gays 🥲

As gays, we are biologically wired to have 3 month situationships that either takes 10 minutes or 10 years to mentally recover from

Kinda pissed & upset because I was on the final level of “KH Re:CoM”…. and now my entire save file is gone. In a sleepy stupor, I must’ve deleted the save instead of overwriting it and didn’t notice 😭😭

Him: “Play with my hemorrhoids, daddy” Me:

Pornstar? No, I’m a Mattress Actress ✨

Y’all are gonna think I’m crazy…… But the twink moved back in my place. I love a good plot twist. 🤣

Goony, horny skeletons Cumming down ur spine

What’s it like inside your head?

Restaurant booths > restaurant tables Correct? 🤔

PokéSlut 😘

“She’s so crazzzzzzzzy! Love her!”

Thinking about how I sucked him off in the parking lot behind a Lowe’s ☺️

All ready for my date 🥰

My friend Emily: “I love little scrawny dudes” Me: “Straight twinks? Strinks?” 😂

Got a date tomorrow afternoon 🥰