Jay 🥪
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Lvl. 32 Dog Dad 🐶👾🏳️🌈 (semi)Chronic Shitposter 🔞 𝗻 𝘀 𝗳 𝘄! CHS, SC 🇺🇸📍
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Fuck it, first shirtless mirror selfie of 2026 -me after 3 bong rips & 2 Mike’s Hard
4 days ago
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Late nite cummies 😝💕 goodnight gays!
about 7 hours ago
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Might go to work tomorrow on my 2nd day off just so I’m not sitting at home wallowing in my feels all day. (Get extra work hours too to get overtime later)
about 9 hours ago
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“Video games cause violence!” The game:
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about 10 hours ago
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Flirting with guys on the internet is a lot easier than with guys in person
about 10 hours ago
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One of those days I wish I was straight… (jk being a f*ggot is too much fun)
about 14 hours ago
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Post a famous bathroom scene.
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about 16 hours ago
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Never dealing with a twink again so as long as I live. They’re just too much to deal with, bears aren’t ever this bad 😂
1 day ago
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Twink just got picked up... I hate goodbyes. 😞🥲
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1 day ago
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What if we kissed in the Ice Cavern’s White Wolfos Room in Oot?
about 1 year ago
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。 o ○ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ͡ ╮ ( I need some🍆) ╰◟ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◟◞ ╯
over 1 year ago
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My cock needs a mouth… and a trim. 😂
1 day ago
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For research purposes, is a gay “wolf” just a hairy jock, or a muscled otter?
1 day ago
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MAGA: “Trump is all about peace & no wars” “Then why is he starting armed conflicts?” MAGA:
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1 day ago
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Being alone again is so bittersweet 🥲
1 day ago
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This gonna be me at some point 😤💅
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1 day ago
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Got the new arm/chest trainer delivered & I like it a lot more than the other one (doesn’t dig into my arms lol), it changes resistance from 22lbs-440lbs & seems to be easier to target the areas I want. Here’s the true day 1 of trying to get bara pecs at home cuz I’m too busy always working to gym
2 days ago
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Yay I got a pay raise! 🥹
2 days ago
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Me when a guy plays me so I just stop talking to all men until I am dumb enough to fall for another man that will play me as well
2 days ago
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At first, I didn’t even want him or anyone else here… now I’m gonna feel weird coming home to nobody again.
2 days ago
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Soooooooo does anyone wanna uproot their lives and move to Charleston? 😭
2 days ago
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Damn. Twink roomie is moving out Sunday. 🥺 Personal/family reasons beyond my control because I wish he didn’t have to move out because fuck I have to start my roommate search all over again 😭
2 days ago
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The lonely slut in your area isn’t me, btw Although I kinda wish it was 😩
3 days ago
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Still iconic!!
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3 days ago
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King Mickey royally decrees, “Raw is law.”
3 days ago
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Life lesson: Don’t run from your demons. Cum in them instead. 😌
3 days ago
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⚠️ Warning!! Gonna double the amount this year!
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3 days ago
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This year I want some of y’all to book a damn plane ticket or take a road trip to come visit me 🥺 I wanna meet moots!
3 days ago
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Mike’s hard, but I am harder. 😈
#FCF
3 days ago
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When you think about it, gooning is really just funny orgasms
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3 days ago
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If you told me in 2009 that I’d be sucking cock in 2026 I wouldn’t have believed you but I also would’ve started practicing with a shampoo bottle in the bathroom at 2am while my mom slept
3 days ago
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Picture of the staff who operate my account
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4 days ago
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My New Year’s resolution is 69x420 😎
4 days ago
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I’m plotting…..
4 days ago
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Ugh, day 9 of working every damn day 🥴
4 days ago
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Only been 12 hours and none of my 2026 manifestations came true? Fuck that. 2027 will be my year. 🙃
4 days ago
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Fuck it, first shirtless mirror selfie of 2026 -me after 3 bong rips & 2 Mike’s Hard
4 days ago
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“Happy New Years 2026, world!” The world, currently:
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4 days ago
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I got all of the holiday decor and the tree down & packed away in 1hr 30min 😎
4 days ago
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Why is it whenever I buy a product, I then see a different but even better version of that product? Fucking wasting my money, but yes I bought another chest & arm weight trainer thing that should be better than the one I just got 😂
4 days ago
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December 31st / January 1st
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4 days ago
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As a homosexual, I would NEVER step foot in Saudi Arabia but like.. that Six Flag’s Falcon’s Fury coaster they just built there looks so fun 😭😭😭
5 days ago
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“I wanna find the Shane to my Ilya” Oh so you wanna string someone along for 8 years for just sex and then decide you want him only after you get jealous he’s dating some actress? Yeah sure good luck with that
5 days ago
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5 days ago
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Happy last day of 2025!
5 days ago
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Yay the lil Psyduck bong I got myself for Christmas finally came in the mail!! 🥰✨
6 days ago
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Soooo who was gonna tell me that the Taco Bell Quesarito is finally back on the menu???
6 days ago
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Someone should make a new word for when you’re depressed & horny at the same time
6 days ago
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Me, thinking about the daddy milkers that I’m gonna achieve by the end of 2026:
6 days ago
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Yes I’m crashing out again, but in a very self aware aesthetically pleasing way ✨
6 days ago
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Fuck. Twink is dealing with health issues and might have to move out. Meaning I will have to start the roommate search all over again 😭😭😭😭😭😭
7 days ago
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